umich's Reviews
Pretty good, little too long
Solid biopic of George Foreman, but felt sluggish at over 2 hours. Still a good watch
Created: 08-14-2023
One of the Best Movies of 2019
Parasite is straight 🔥🔥🔥 engaging plot, crazy plot twist, and inciteful. Because directors and writers in South Korea have free reign to create their movies as they intend fully, without having to bend to artificial and discriminatory woke requirements enforced by Hollywood, you get to see the movie exactly as Bong Joon-Ho intended. Watch with subtitles for the best experience.
Created: 08-13-2023
OK B Movie
Not great, dull at times but decent enough to watch. They reveal some characters are gay near the end but it isn’t shoved down your throat.
Created: 08-13-2023
Classic John Wick
Solid movie, any franchise might start to drag on by the 4th installment but the writers and producers keep it exciting and engaging. There’s obviously the 5 foot tall women whooping men twice their size, but I’d chalk that up to movie magic rather than wokeness.
Created: 08-13-2023
This movie 💩💨
This movie absolutely reeks. I had to plug my nose halfway through the movie due to the overwhelming stench. The only thing preventing this movie from getting a 0/5 is that it’s only 90 minutes, which still somehow felt like 3 hours.
Created: 08-13-2023
