JustEntertainment's Reviews
Too much race swapping, but just that.
Meh, at least they're trying to stick - storywise - to the manga. But every other character is as black as they can make them, whether it was like that in the original story or not.
It's also really weird to have the lead actor speak in a Mexican accent in some scenes with some lines, but American accent in other scenes and other lines. The kid version, too - who isn't even Mexican, but a full-on black kid - speaks in an American accent. Somehow his English got... shittier as he got older?
Nami's character got really boring. She used to be fun and cute, but now she's a sexless, emotionless clone of Captain Marvel, who as a girl SUCKED ASS. I don't like Nami in the live action, though I was kind of a fan in the comics.
Anyway, it's kind of trying, maybe. But not worth signing up to woke-ass Netflix for.
Created: 09-05-2023
Boring
I had to watch this twice to get into it. I'm still not into it.
The premise is that of a couple crappy filmmakers who try setting up an aging star to film a movie in the hope of making off with an insurance scam. It feels like it wants to be a cross between The Producers x Bowfinger, but without a decent script.
Not much woke, but there is a gag of the boob girl becoming director because the staff keeps running off. Doesn't really equate to feminazism, though I think the director was trying to make it into some kind of social commentary or something.
Anyway, despite the stellar cast, it was boring as hell. I kind of feel sorry for DeNiro, too - ever since he went woke, he's been cast like a character of himself. Is he going broke or something?
Nah, no woke. No politics, no forced casting, no LGBTPedo, no sex or nudity. And no story.
Created: 05-28-2023
Generally alright, but the typical goop.
The film is generally alright, rather cute seeing the world of Nazis performed comically from a child's perspective. There is a bit of feminism that flows through it, but not enough to be annoyingly typical for most Hollywood films.
There IS a dash of LGBTPedo in the character of the Captain Klenzendorf and his creepy relationship with his assistant Freddy Finkel. But there are no full-on sex scenes or kissing.
No anti-religion, no strange casting, no unnecessary politics (besides what is normal for a film like this), no sex. The Woke is there, but minimal and bearable.
Created: 05-28-2023
They should have stopped with the Spielberg one
This franchise is so dead. At least the Michael Crichton book was grounded in somewhat fathomable science. This is not only so outlandish there’s no enjoyable elements, but yes, it’s Woke AF.
Politics, checkbox diversity casting, LGBTPedo characters. Skip, skip, skip. It was a waste of my time.
Created: 05-04-2023
Seven producers of this crap should die
While the commercials on Netflix always show normal battle teasers that promise an interesting flick, once you start watching you know it's going to go woke.
Have you ever noticed that if a show has a high rating on Rotten Tomatoes, it's going to be shit, but if it has a low rating, the audience score is going to be high? It's because we're done with the woke narrative and aren't interested in what they're peddling.
The show is an attack on Christianity, of course.
But equally disgusting is the constant gay sex. LGBTPedophiles are all over this. Some pervert rapist director said once that you have to "sneak in" a gay love story, and they're not just sneaking that member in, they'r ramming it right up the poopholes of anyone dumb enough to watch this through.
SKIP, skip, SKIP. Unless you're into that kind of thing, in which it's a low-rent wannabe GoT without any likable characters.
Created: 04-17-2023
Not woke, but very Democrat.
There are no new revelations in this documentary series - just the same stuff you'll find on PooTube, rehashed and re-edited. And again and again, every episode are pro-democrat, pro-Obummer scenes. In addition, they go out of their way to demonize "The Right" ...even though the evil Right they try so hard to tear down early in the series end up being correct. They just want to paint the right as racists again. And again, and again.
I wish I could watch a documentary without knowing the directors' political leanings, but heck, it's Netflix. No wonder they're going broke.
Is it woke, though?
No, not really. There's leftist narrative in terms of "Great Obummer! Evil right-wing people!" But that's not really all that woke. There are no feminazis, no anti-white racist jokes or jabs, no LGBTPedophiles, no anti-constitutional arguments. You'll be rolling your eyes all the time, but it's not actually woke.
But like I said, nothing new. Netflix documentaries are all edited / colored / soundtracked the same predictable way, too, so yeah, you can skip it and miss nothing.
Created: 04-13-2023
No woke, but beware of the messaging.
A guy who is in the news after making a lot of money suddenly starts getting ransom letters from a terrorist group threatening to murder someone every time they don't get a portion of his money.
The show itself isn't woke in the Netflix sense. There's no forced casting, no LGBTPedo, no feminazis, no racism. BUT.
The entire show DOES carry a strong vibe of pro-socialism. The male protagonist more than once per show lauds himself as a "liberal communist" as if it's a good thing, the female support protagonist often squawks about "social justice." Remember when it was possible to have sympathy for special interest humanist causes without them being forcibly linked to national-socialism? Ah, the good old days. I suppose I am getting old.
Anyway, no woke. But just be aware.
Created: 03-19-2023
Great show, no woke
I'll admit it took me a while before I watched this, since the title seemed so dull to me. But when I finally looked past the cover, it was well worth the show. This is a film of a sheriff over a suburb populated by cops, where crimes by other cops get overlooked. Our protagonist is looking for his place in this odd society, and uncovers corruption.
There is no woke in this film. No forced casting, no LGBTPedo, no feminazis, no racism, no lectures on politics or "yay socialism" themes. Woke free.
Created: 03-19-2023
Refreshing
The true story of how Stockholm Syndrome began as a thing. Well acted and well shot, with compelling, interesting characters. Both male and female roles were strong and balanced with not a shred of feminazi rhetoric or unconvincing choices. I raised an eyebrow at the wimpy husband of the bank secretary (female lead) telling her on the phone that "I'm not as strong as you," and wondered if they were going to drive the point home. But it was used as her motivation to turn from the Beta husband to the Alpha manly-man that was portrayed in the bank robber. She was strong, and gravitated to the man who was stonger.
No woke. No politicizing, no LGBTPedo, no forced diversity casting, no box-ticking, no feminism, none of that modern crap that usually ruins modern movies. Enjoy without a care. Entertainment is just entertainment, and really should just be that.
Created: 03-19-2023
How much sex-swapping can this generation stand?
Remember when Bill & Ted were two goofballs which went on an excellent adventure? Well, their world is now old, faded, and tattered. As in all modern remakes and sequels, the cool dudes are now replaced by feminazis and lesbians, and men can't do anything without them. The story should just be called "Bill & Ted get Replaced by Feminists."
Look, I'm a chick. I love badass chicks. But why Hollyweird needs to take all the awesome guy movies and replace the lovable male characters with butch lesbians, I have no clue. I don't want to see that. Who the hell wants to see that? Maybe Elizabeth Banks and Brie Larson as they shove Christina Aguilera's big green dildo up each other's asses. Anyway, yeah.
This film is full of "dumb man, perfect woman" scenes. Dumb husbands, perfect wives. Dumb dads, savior daughters.
And the daughters aren't even real girls - just these strange amalgamations of what an obviously male writer thinks girls may be like on another planet called Earth. Just.... stop it, Hollywood. Stop it.
Created: 03-18-2023
