Tim's Reviews
Weak argument and woke megacombo.
Starts with an atheist nun that interrogates a Dracula victim. The nun is the main protagonist, she is perfect, infalible and is a walking deus ex machina. Dracula is evil without motivation, he is just an excuse to make the protagonist shine. The story has no sense, no motivation and does not tell anything interesting. Consists of 3 chapters of more or less 90 minutes.
Chapter 1.
Perfect nun interrogates dumb lawyer that has been "draculized". She explains him what and how happened because she knows everything and never misses anything. After the interrogatory (more than a half of the chapter) Dracula comes to the church and want to enter. What for? Just to be bullyed by the supernun! Since the show must go on, Dracula makes his way in the church by making the draculized lawyer allow him to enter. Then he kills everybody except the lawyers fiance and the supernun. The supernun survives just because he just sucks some blood but does not kill him because we need the protagonist alive.
Chapter 2.
Several people on a ship. Dracula initially says that he will need 4 weeks to reach UK. Kills almost everybody in 3 days before being trapped at the UK coast the day 4. Deus ex machina as a superspeed ship in action! Of course, all men are superdumb, and the nun was on the ship half dead until she recovers magically in next scene just to confront dracula. We also have an Indian doctor with a disabled daughter. The daughter does not speak and is deaf, she is there just for inclusion policies, her only role is to unalive herself with poison. Other interesting passengers are recently married couple that travel with their black assistant... and he is the lover of... Right! The guy! (double point). He also is well dressed and educated, he even explains that he is not a servant and not a slave, dies pathetically after being fooled by Dracula.
Chapter 3.
Dracula wakes up 123 years after being "defeated" by the nun. Not the nun has a descendent that is exactly her (even the same super deus ex machina powers). After trapping him and releasing him Dracula meets a "pretty" (that is what everybody says, supposedly) girl that is "very popular" (she fucks with everybody because she is strong and independet) and will marry a noname guy that she just met cheating on her "boyfriend". Don't ask me about the logic. Even having a future husband, she meets every night with dracula and he sucks her blood, eventually transforming her in a vampire. After being incinerated, she revives because she is "undead" and goes to see Dracula for a dinner. She appears and interrupts the nun and her exboyfriend talking with dracula. Since she is desfigured, the exboyfriend kills her. Note that Dracula didn't care about her phisical appearence. Then the nun says the exboyfriend to leave and convinces Dracula to suicide. END.
Yes, it is as random as it seems. You cannot avoid to cheer for Dracula, despite being egoistic, evil and narcicist. How bad is the protagonist, the nun, if you feel more confortable with the antagonist?
Created: 06-11-2026
Typical wokeism.
Literally starts with bad man-hero woman. The first "case" is about a senator that had experiences with her secretary and other women 30 years ago, that still working for him. His wife visits a therapist after having sex with him, and the secretary pays the bill to the rapist instead of therapist.
Beth (the molested girl of first scene) is a "strong" annoying black "journalist" that is dumber than a rock and acts like a 15 yo intersectional alphabetic activist. Janice (the kidnapped and the hero woman of first scene) actually is a manipulative criminal psycopath ( Hare psycopathy checklist fits her perfectly). She causes all the drama by acting impulsively and thinking mistakenly that the Vicar or his son are paedos, and of course, she has to be a hero woman and go to tell the police immediately instead of calming down and listening any explanation.
Other aspects are the policewomen that visit the vicar, one is charcoal black an the other is literally bald, a stereotypical butch. Of course they do not trust a priest when he tells them that the paedo was other person, who committed suicide leaving a note. Ah, and one of the main protagonists that is in detah row is there... for brutally killing and beheading his wife! To sum up, a good narrative and story but there is a smell of rotting wokeism. Just breathe deep and accept it with ressignation.
Created: 10-16-2024
