Awake not Woke!

A movie that feels like a hack director trying his best to make a Guy Ritchie style movie and completely failing. I would like to say the acting is bad but I think that's what they were going for. Everything is delivered in the most emotionless dull monotone voices. It's like they gave everyone Prozac before every scene. The humor is so forced and unnatural, all the best parts are in the trailer. The writing makes little sense with a lot left unexplained are seemingly unrealistic. The 'heroes' are super powered and seemingly invincible, they take out an entire army without a scratch. The bad guys are comically inept and the heroes are never in any real danger, they barely even get dirty or a hair out of place. The lead says she's a lawyer, how is she able to very easily just dismantle this billionaire criminal organization at will? How is she so powerful and able to pull off any of this stuff? Don't know. This billionaire crime boss has his own island but a group of 6 men are able to import mountains of weapons, supplies and vehicles without him knowing. They are able to run drills and practice runs for seemingly weeks without anyone on the island noticing anything. Then months later when they go back everything is still there and set up to work just like they left it and nobody on the island has stumbled upon any of it. This crime boss seems to be completely powerless and ineffectual. How did he get to be a billionaire crime boss without having powerful friends or know people. He has all this money but his militia seems to be the most inept group of street thugs he could find, no professional mercenaries to be found. The smug annoying genius girlboss with all her male minions saving the other girlboss from the evil billionaire male. A lot of DEI though it is an internationally set movie so maybe not as unrealistic. Then there is the disturbingly gay seeming couple that is the 2 male leads. It's never explicitly stated that they are gay but the amount of gay innuendo and jokes thrown around between them are far beyond what you will see from straight men.

UNWATCHABLE

Is it bad? Oh shit it is bad! Is it woke? Absolutely yes! To anybody who’s gonna watch it, I recommend you leave your taste at the door, 'cause you’re gonna lose it if you actually make it to the end of this movie. James Gunn really hates superheroes…

Spider-Man film for adults

A PG-13 film but honestly the things written in this film are not appropriate for anyone under 18. There is a very unrealistic amount of non white people in the film and the only white couple is Tony and Pepper. But the bigger issue is the content in the dialogue. 3 high school girls play the "f^%*, marry, kill" game. Peters obese friend tells a teacher he's "watching porn" on school computers. Kids at a party call him "penis parker." Whoever writes these films has horrible parental instincts. Kids love spider man and many will watch these films and hear these things they should not be exposed to. It's a fun movie but it's not for kids.

Ryan Gosling and Rocky steal the show.

The movie is pretty good but definitely has woke in it. Eva Stratt tries to play the stoic tough boss chick bringing all the pieces together to save the world. Her karaoke was so cringe and she had zero likability. There is some interracial kissing inserted for no reason other than to be woke. Ryan Gosling as usual is so likeable and paired with Rocky were really what made this movie shine. They made Ryan cry 3 times again to show the man as vulnerable but Eva stayed stone faced even after Ryan saved the world. You really could have just removed Eva altogether and this movie would have been way better. Overall it's worth a watch but could have been much better.