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Not really woke, but not very good either.
The entire movie you wait for it to get interesting. The main character is pretty much just insufferable for most of the movie. (Yes, that's the part she's supposed to play, but it just comes off as annoying as hell and boring.) If you like laughing at Kardashian type crap, this might be the movie for you. If you have a brain, you'll be bored and annoyed. Movie Rating: 3/10 Woke Rating: 2/10
It's basically a new "Falling Down".
(No Spoilers.) Well, if you've seen Falling Down with Michael Douglas, then you've pretty much seen this. It's enjoyable to watch a movie crap on the insanity of society. (Think of it as a slightly left leaning Idiocracy.) The premise, a man who finally snaps, is great... but there's some older woke stuff (The movie is from 2011. "It's older woke stuff, but it checks out.") ragging on Republicans as usual. That said, the movie does a pretty good job of crapping on everything across the board, though it just falsely attributes certain things to the Republicans. They also crap on the far right Christians, but other than the occasional woke dialogue, there's not much woke stuff. I did enjoy both main actors performances and the character designs. It was decently entertaining, however unless you've watched a ton of the other good movies that are out there, (In this vein, Idiocracy.) then I wouldn't waste your time. Overall Movie Rating: 5.5/10 Woke Rating: 3/10 (I reduced the woke stuff by one point due to it being relatively tame for todays standards.)
Paramount strikes again
Straight to the point → Can kids watch it? Yes. Does it have woke elements? Yes. → Barb never existed in the original stories; and that character is there to fill thA quota As a SpongeBob fan who’s seen absolutely everything in that universe since the very first episode (including material made after the creator passed away), I can confidently say this movie is a total disrespect to its creator. Paramount didn’t even bother to include a simple “thank you” to Stephen Hillenburg in the credits. Is it SpongeBob? It’s basically a rehash of the first movie and a very calculated breakdown of all the elements that make SpongeBob SpongeBob but without the interesting spark of Hillenburg’s original vision. Back then, SpongeBob was for the whole family, Squidward included. Here, Squidward is pushed to the background→ third place, maybe even fourth. In the end, kids can watch it, but it really doesn’t do justice to what Stephen Hillenburg created.
Not for everyone
This is a strange sci-fi movie with a very strong central theme, built around a mystery that’s present right from the start. I liked it, it’s not a bad movie, but only about 80%. To explain where I’m coming from, I’ll leave a link to a video by experts who’ve seen it, and one of them pretty much agrees with me. ⚠Fair warning ⚠ it has light spoilers. They don’t say exactly what happens, but they do talk about the ending without revealing it: → https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gktEAYwnvh0
