Awake not Woke!

Slop

I gave in to my youngest wanting to see that. This movie lacks a script, a director, and maybe someone to red-light the project before this mess was made. Giving it a 1 for a few jokes slipped under the radar. Momoa does his best to save his character, but polishing a turd only gets one so far. Black is, well, par for the course in this dog and one-trick pony show. Crude over-acting, stupid singing and awkward homosexual overtones. Pinnacle of humour. Not rating wokeness too high, as there's no overt political agenda. Except the white girl-boss. And the black loud female. And ineffective, stupid males. White, obviously. Even Black. All-in-all on par with the Hoskins Mario movie. Or Dacascos' Double Dragon. Or the later Mortal Kombat installments. It's so bad, it should have been directed by Uwe Boll.

Is this really what passes for horror these days. What a slow boring slog of a movie. There are no scares at all. There is a presence floating around a house watching a dysfunctional family and occasionally moving things around. Nothing happens. The acting is average to bad. There is no real story. The weird pov camera shots and movements aren't creepy or scary just gimmicky. While it's not overtly woke there is the must have mixed race couple with the beta weak white husband and the aggressive nasty snarky Asian wife. Some other DEI background characters aside that's really it. The movie isn't even really bad it's just so pointless and boring.

Forced diversity

Black woman in ancient Europe and a smart ass girl boss

A brave late night host.

It's impressive how long he has been in the industry without turning him total woke. It is adult humor, and funnier some times than others.