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Much like Tarantino and Ritchie

This is a dark comedy with James Spader playing a sociopathic bad guy. He did a great job of it. Several sub-stories come together into a hostage situation. There's good bad-guys and bad good-guys. Every character is quirky. The acting is top-notch.

The closest thing to wokeness is a gay car thief stealing a convertible from the front of a gay bar. There's no agenda.

Caution: there's a couple minutes of soft-porn between James Spader and Charleze Theron. It's unnecessary to the story.

I watched it because it was on a list of Tarantino inspired movies. I would have to agree with that assessment.

Marketed as a zombie horror, it is NOT horror and barely zombies. It's a slow moving psychological drama. I think there was 1 single scene
where a so called zombie was an actual threat, otherwise they just stand there and do nothing. The writing is terrible and nothing makes any sense. There's an EMP weapon that supposedly killed everyone on the island and turns only random ones into 'zombies'. How does an EMP do that? Don't worry about it. Why does one random motorcycle still work like nothing happened? Don't ask. Even though it's an EMP and instantly killed people why are they all messed up and look like zombies in various stages of decay and mutilation? Just watch the movie and don't think too much. There are no scares and nothing resembling horror. It's boring drama with little story and nothing happens. As for woke, there are far too many female characters for the situation and story being told and they are more focused on then the males. They just had to through in a creepy emotionally damaged male character in the middle to be a random out of nowhere villain. Best to pass this one up.

This is another one that would of worked better as an animated movie than an ongoing show. The entire premise is ridiculous and makes no sense even within the context of Marvel comics universe. A monkey that just suddenly magically turns into a ninja, firearms marksman top tier
hitman just from watching a hitman train for a short period of time. No training himself and no supernatural powers, it just happens. The hitman than dies and his ghost is for some reason attached to the monkey and is forced to follow him around to get revenge. Why can the two of them understand each other? No idea. Why does nobody seem to notice or think a monkey in a suit with glasses jumping around killing people is odd? No idea. The voice acting is good and the animation is fine, that's not an issue. The majority of the humor comes from the dead hitman who spends the entire movie fast talking one liners nonstop, the monkey just grunts and that's it. It's amusing at first but the gimmick becomes stale pretty quickly. There's an entire storyline where the old pathetic male detective and his DEI smart female partner try to tell the police force that there's a monkey killing everyone and nobody believes them.
This is about 4 episodes in when dozens if not hundreds of people would of seen him and he would be all over security cameras and social media posts by then. Then the monkey is wildly inconsistent. One minute he's bumbling around and easily captured and tortured, then suddenly turns invincible badass. It's bad writing and makes no sense and it gets worse and dumber as it goes. Then this is Disney's Marvel
so there's the usual heavy dose of virtue signaling and social justice commentary. There's also a heavy dose of the feminism, the usual girlbosses, females smarter and better than males. . Pretty sure I saw a man wearing a bra in the prison scene. I made it to 5 episodes when it got really dumb and some flamboyant seemingly gay characters started showing up.

Woke AI movie

Subtle, but woke.
The way they wrote the story makes it subversive. It’s set in the ‘80s, and the woman is the one steering the whole plot, turning the male lead into this guy who’s got work problems and can’t deal with them properly. Terrible character development.

The daughter is body-positive and a lesbian, so of course nothing bad happens to her the entire movie. Same goes for her girlfriend (it’s not explicit, but you can totally tell), who’s a minority and also gets zero negative consequences… because she doesn’t have a dick, unlike the dad and the son, who are the only ones that actually take serious hits.
Total disappointment. You go into these movies hoping they’ll be good, and Hollywood just keeps trying to wreck everything it touches with its dumb politics.

Oh, and last thing: the timelines make zero sense. It was only at the end that I realized it was a J.J. Abrams movie… and I could’ve skipped it.

Very feminist movie where all males are stupid, pathetic or assholes while females are smart and good. DEI casting choices. The acting is passable but the dialogue is awful, like it was written by A.I. using gen z social media accounts as a template. Characters are annoying and written unrealistically. The humor is terrible and unfunny with the same fake generic social media type writing. I made it only 30 minutes and not one funny moment to had. Avoid at all costs unless your a woke Gen Z social media addicted female.

The guy sitting next to Justin hammer is giving off gay vibes. Justin also calls him "baby"🤨.

Woke parts: Mentioning of the israel-loving spyware company "Oracle" multiple times (in previous films too), many bad/manipulated-to-do-bad-thing guys are dressed in desert fashion or in a way that indicates their religion is "muslim (american version of muslim, of course)" 😒 (Yes, I know it was revealed later they were all fake).


Although the "Deleted and Extended Scenes" was interesting, well, at least the first 3 minutes.

Definitely more comedy than horror though there is some blood and gore a the FX are decent. Unfortunately the comedy just isn't very funny and the characters aren't very likable. Keith David is a recognizable and decent actor so not sure if his casting should be considered DEI, I mean it's only 1 black character in the cast. The lead female has hints of the typical feminist tendencies but not too bad. It started to lose
my attention half way through and I was only half paying attention so I could of missed something. It doesn't really work as a horror or comedy
so not really recommended.

Interesting alternate universe concept.

Well, despite some plot holes, the concept is interesting compared to the usual most multiversal slop's we get in comics/series/movies. The artwork is also interesting but feels like it could get some improvement.

And I just get nervous whenever harley shows up in any new series/movie, especially after her & poison ivy thing😑. She just screams 🏳️‍🌈 & "psycho". The writer just finds every way to take her away from Joker and get her close with a female character (Daiana in this movie).

Well, at least there were no homo shits in this movie, but her existence is scary. What if in the future they go 🏳️‍🌈 and ruin an interesting concept? Hopefully they don't continue this "Batman Ninja" franchise.

Well this went from decent to trash in an instant. The first hour is rather interesting with a look at instant unexpected fame on a normal
person as well as a sort of meaning of dreams extension. It can be a little hard to watch sometimes because the main character is such a
neurotic, awkward, pathetic person. The humor is more subtle but the story holds your attention and isn't boring. Then at the one hour mark it's like an entirely different writer/director took over and it decided it wanted to make a statement on social media, cancel culture and mob mentality. The problem is every character becomes incredibly annoying and a disgusting person. Everything wrong with the idiocy and over emotional coddling of the Gen Z crowd in on full display. It completely ignores the plethora of legal action and lawsuits he would of been able to bring to bear on these ridiculous people's illegal actions taken against him. His wife suddenly out of nowhere turns on him, takes every opportunity to rail against him and blame him for everything and just generally becomes a horrible person. The ending and last final 10 minutes really goes off the rails and ruins any redeeming value
this might of had left. There is a fair amount of DEI and some general feminist nonsense. I don't know what the hell this was trying to be and I
don't think the makers of this do either.

Tortuously cringe.

And for an example of the woke part, the "fairy godmother" is a "Black man".

Feels like another russian propaganda movie again. They can't just be a human trafficker; oh, no no, they have to be of a "certain country" 😒. As if we don't have enough russian propaganda movies from the "GREAT AMERICANS." Should've guessed it when I saw Stallone's name on the producer list, even though he wasn't in the movie.
Cybertruck's sponsorship for a second. They couldn't find anything else? That is one of the shittiest-looking cars.