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This shouldn't be call The Mummy, other than mummification used as a plot device it has nothing to do with a mummy. It's a standard possession movie mixed with the modern Evil Dead remakes, you know the bad ones. The acting is pretty bad all around. There's a few legitimate scares and disturbing scenes early on but then it just devolves into an over the top gore-fest. While the FX do look good the graphic gore is overdone that it starts to become silly and comical rather than disturbing or even shocking. Then there's the writing. There is no chance a missing person found in the state she is in would be sent home with no care other than the family. Then with everything that happens at home the family makes no attempts at all to get her any sort of care or help. These could be overlooked if the movie was decent otherwise, sadly it's not. While it's not overly woke it is present in the form of feminism. Far more female characters than male and other than the father what's there are secondary or background characters.
The female Egyptian detective seems unlikely, especially as she seems to be new on the job and an abducted American child in Egypt would be a big deal though the movie just ignores all that. If your a big horror fan and like splatter films it might be worth a watch, I thought it was a 2.5 really but not worth rounding up to 3.

Given the differences between the books and the original animated movies and this keeping with the changes I'm considering this a remake of the animated movies and not an adaptation of the books. There is really no reason for this to exist. It is a pointless unnecessary cash-grab.
The casting is all wrong and almost none of the characters fit with the originals. The acting outside of Butler is really bad. These are based off of young children's books and the animated colorful look of the original fit perfectly. Here they go for a dark serious fantasy look but with all the slapstick cornball comedy and it doesn't work at all. The FX are a mixed bag with some shots looking pretty good and others appear to be half finished concept art. Then there's all the woke crap. Astrid is a change for the animated movie based on a character from the book, both blonde typical Nordic Viking.
Here they race swapped her for black, there are multiple other black Vikings in several scenes. There is zero historical evidence there were black Vikings. Fishleggs has also been race swapped to an actor from the New Zealand native Maori tribe. Ruffnut another character added to the animated movies as a twin for Tuffnut is now body positive obese. Feminism is in full affect here with multiple loud aggressive female warriors. Astrid is the typical unlikable overpowered female character. Pretend this never happened and just watch the animated films again, even the worst one is better than this garbage.

Kind of like Guy Ritchie without cuss words... and more funny.

I used to read Dave Barry's columns. He's a clever writer. His humor translated well into this screenplay. All of the characters are quirky. It's got dimwit criminals and cops. It's an all-star cast that came together well.

If there's any woke, I missed it.

Well, it's missing tons of scenes from the manga, which is expected from these adaptations from manhwa/mangas. Since I watched the movie after reading the manga, the absence of certain scenes just makes it feel rushed, and some extra scenes feel weird.
Well, at least the arts were good👌.

This one is an enigma. It's hard to rate.

This movie is about politics. The protagonist is an Independent with good intentions. He's trying to be the next mayor of Los Angeles. A kidnapper goes after his son. His convictions get put to the test. Any explanation would be a spoiler. He's in a mixed-race marriage. That's an element in the story. He refuses to hire an illegal because it would be a bad example to set as a law-abiding mayoral candidate. The majority of this movie's worth is in the epilogue. The kidnapping is resolved. The secrets come out. The election is over. The spin is on.

It's hard to rate this one because it defines political corruption without bringing any polarizing issues into focus. It doesn't seem to have a red/blue agenda. It seems to be a statement on the cesspool that is politics. It's not a particularly enjoyable movie. It is thought-provoking.

I look forward to other reviews. This one is complex.

Early into episode one and there's already the good DEI minorities everywhere, the intelligent smart aggressive feminist and pretty much anybody other than white males who are all bad, bumbling and incompetent . Pretty sure the white female lead and the Indian Nemo will end up together to force in the mixed race couple.
The acting is poor and everything looks so fake and badly implemented green screen. It all looks overly airbrushed and artificially smoothed out,
possibly A.I processed. This looks like those campy corny 90's network fantasy shows but somehow worse. I couldn't even finish the first episode.

It's an Angel Studios remake. Pretty much what you'd expect

Zero woke. Western action. Bad guy finds his conscience and changes his evil ways. It's back to the classic era of Louis L'Amour where the good guys always set things straight. There's a lot of Biblical reference if you what to look for.

This is another remake of the classic John Wayne movie from the '40's. There was another one in 2009 staring Lou Diamond Phillips.

This one has a mediocre rating on IMDB (6.7 last I checked). The regular movie critics didn't like it. Mostly, they get around 2-3 out of 5 stars. The religious reviews are all more like 4.5. It's a party-line split. That's interesting to me because there is zero political agenda. I think this may be because all of the minorities represented are bad-guys and the women all have more traditional roles. This movie went outside the bounds of modern Hollywood. I read some of the negative reviews. To sum them up, this movie was "preachy." I wonder what they would think of the original John Wayne version, or maybe Sergent York, or It's a Wonderful Life.

Tommy Lee Jones was great as expected. Zach Levi did a great job as the protagonist. I think it was his first western.

It's a clean movie you can take the kids to.

I watched season 1 when it came out in 2017 then there was a 2 year pause between seasons and I never watched season 2 until now. The review is mostly for seasons 2 as I don't remember enough of season 1 for a real review. The acting is very good and the show is at it's best when it sticks to what it's supposed to be which is psychological crime thriller. It's about a true story with real people who conducted interviews with serial killers establish a department at the F.B.I. for profiling. Unfortunately way to much time is spent on fake side story drama that doesn't matter and is just boring. The entire subplot with Bill's kid is so forced and unrealistic and serves no purpose but to take up time. Plus it's completely fictional and never happened to the real life 'Bill'. about halfway through the season it almost completely gives up on the interviews and profiling and turns into a manhunt. The character
of Wendy Carr is lesbian and there is a significant portion of every episode spent to her pointless lesbian relationship. However once again it's a complete lie, the real life 'Wendy' is not a lesbian, just more woke garbage to take up more screen time. About 20-30 minutes of every episode is actually a crime thriller and the rest is throughway force drama and woke. After episode 2 the focus becomes largely on a serial killer in Atlanta and from this point on the show takes
every opportunity to shove racism and anti-white garbage onto the screen. The lesbian is of course brilliant and much better than her white male partner on interviews but naturally she's oppressed in the workplace. The characters identity becomes 'I'm a lesbian' and it's forced into as many scenes as they can. Episode 5 has a lesbian sex scene as well as a straight white male being inappropriate and creepy towards the lesbian character. Episode 6 has an interview with a gay killer including some gay sex descriptions. There is a great show here but unfortunately
it's buried under all the woke agenda and filler fake drama that's just not worth wading through. Also cancelled after season 2 with no real closure.

This is really toy story in name only. You could watch this without having ever seen any of the other movies. The voice work isn't nearly as good
and everyone sounds tired and bored with it. The animation is great but that's to be expected. There's a few amusing moments here and there but nothing like the originals. There is a somewhat decent message about kids being addicted to screens and needing to get out and play more. However it shows the opposite trend of what's really happening where the screen addicted kids are the well adjusted socialized ones while the kids who go outside and play with toys are the oddballs who don't know how to socialize. In the end it pushes social connection and even surveillance as not really a bad thing. This is a feminist movie at it's core. All the male characters are secondary and relegated to bumbling comedy relief. This turned into the Jessie show and might as well have been a spinoff side story movie instead of a direct sequel. Most of the original toy characters are pushed into the background and have little screen time, even Woody is barely in this and Buzz is a beta who just follows Jessie around swooning over her in every scene. The only male human characters are a couple of dad's that are barely seen. The humans characters you do see seem to live in a fantasy world where white people are an extreme minority and all you see is DEI soup, I mean where there even any white characters in this?

The FX look good and the acting is solid. Some weird musical choices aside it's a solid star wars movie and better than season 3 of The Mandalorian. The biggest problem is there isn't really much of a story and in the bigger Star Wars universe it doesn't really matter. It's heavy on action scenes and they look good and there's no denying it's a fun watch. If you never watched the series or know the characters though I don't think you will get much out of it. The woke consists of the usual DEI casting choices. Weaver's character I guess is 'woke lite' as the leader of the Rangers but she never goes full girlboss. The ending sequence with her showing up in the fighter is a little much but she's never the feminist type here. I expected this to be much more woke. Basically if you liked the first 2 seasons of the series you will probably like this, if you like star wars but never watched the series it will probably be an ok watch.

Enters Ryan reynolds > Here comes the continuous f-bombs, d-bombs, & homosexual "jokes." 😑

Made in the style of old superhero series.