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Lead white male has a black wife for the mixed race check mark. The sheriff is black. Tons of DEI casting. All the black people are good and all the white people are evil except the white husband. Racist black wife says a small town is off because she only saw 2 black people and they were working the drive thru. She then calls the black sheriff an uncle tom and says he's on someone's payroll. Then a pickup truck with a rebel flag in the back almost runs them of the road. They get home and a bunch of white men break into their house and say they want them out of town. They than wrap a rope around the black wife's neck and look for a tree. This is within the first 10 minutes of this trash. Also of note was a the very beginning the white bad guys are shown attacking a house at night wearing all black with black masks and the leader shows up wearing a bright red hat. Pretty obvious what the on the nose messaging is here. This isn't a movie, it's woke political propaganda of the worst kind. The acting is as bad as it gets, the only story is black people are good and victims of the evil white man especially from a certain political side.

5 minutes in and there is a mixed race lesbian marriage proposal. The head of the Spanish intelligence is female, the badass Columbian female
agent who has no problem absorbing punches and beating up much larger men sometimes multiple at once. There are a lot of badass females in general scattered about. A script so generic, cliché and unoriginal it's probably A.I. written. The acting is average but the action scenes if you can call them that are so boring and bland it's not even worth watching for that. The car chase scenes are slow and uneventful. Really nothing
here worth watching in my opinion.

Slight distractions of wokeness on the spider web

After seeing this movie and putting my thoughts on the backburner I have this to say. I have not seen an MCU film since the film’s prequel and as a whole not since Avengers: Endgame, mainly because of how woke it is becoming. That being said, this film is less woke than its contemporaries. Since MJ is still portrayed by the actress as prior films, race switching was unavoidable and some leaders of color are treated with respect compared to others; although, there is intersectionality regarding race and gender when it comes to female leaders. Hypocritically, outside of the Hulk, Spider-Man, Punisher and Ned, not every male character gets a chance to be seen outside of a narrow view.

In general, some feminist superiority is shown when it comes to leaders and MJ’s role in handling Peter’s emotional turmoil when she comes back into his life. I won’t spoil much, but feminist power also makes a major plot point and there is talk of how one should not let other people’s views of her powers make her a monster or not.

Aside from that, the film is enjoyable as far as Peter’s heroics and plot are concerned. His actor gets a chance to shine to play the role of either Peter or Spider-Man in the long line of films that explore what it means to be either one of the other.

That transman/woman thingy named Doris is painful to look at. Good thing she didn't have much screen time in here.

I'm seriously tired of the "woman" that looks like a trans named Doris, "women power" = "tear off parts of your dress," & cross-species marriages/romances.

Why do some Christians get so invested in shoving their religious views to others, especially through entertainment media, even though that specific movie or other media's characters never had any sign of supporting any specific religion?
Shrek or others (except Puss) never showed any sign of supporting a religion, and suddenly supporting christmas?
I'm surprised there were no hanukkah shits there!

This is typical Statham and most of his movie are pretty much the same at this point. If you like them you will probably like this one as well if you can take the lazy nonsensical writing. Right at the start there is a storm that just comes out of nowhere magically. One minute there's nothing and the next there's a bad CG big storm. There is zero chance that small child is going to launch that boat and paddle back out in those waves. Then the much larger trawler instantly capsizes and sinks while Statham's tiny little dingy has absolutely no issues whatsoever. At least the action scenes are good though right? Well the first real action comes at about 40 minutes in and features one of the most inept hit squads ever put to film. Apparently they only employ the deaf and blind, diversity I guess.
The 'action' and fight scenes themselves are slow, dull and just generally boring. Then when one of them goes into the cabin and grabs the child he reports 'I have the girl'. What? She's just some random unrelated girl he saved from drowning that no one knows is there. Her presence should of been a complete surprise yet they appear to be looking for her. The child actor is pretty bad and at this point spends most of her screen time with a vacant deer in the headlights look. This includes one the dumbest movie tropes of a nail gun firing nails across a room like a gun independently of any air hookup. The absolutely ludicrous club scene was where I couldn't take it anymore. Statham fighting, shooting people and stabbing them in the neck with broken glass in the middle of dozens of people in a club and not one person notices or cares. After that garbage I don't care how it ends. All leaders and power positions are held by women including the prime minister and girlboss black female head of MI6. General DEI overrepresentation in casting.
This little girl saves Statham not once but multiple times.

"Ugly stepsister" has a manly voice and looks like a man with makeup & "other stuff." Gender-confused wolf?
Otherwise, nice comedy movie.

Shows some she-he cross dressers

I went into this knowing nothing about it or the Stephen King short story it's based on. I thought it was a straight forward cursed object horror movie and wasn't to impressed until well into it I realized it was a horror comedy. Knowing that suddenly makes the whole movie much better. There's nothing scary and all the very over the top gory kills are more funny and cartoonish than anything. The comedy works and it feels like a Final Destination movie with a heavy dose of dark humor. The acting is good notable the lead actor who plays 2 very different roles as twins. One weird thing is the first part is set in 1999 and I thought I saw it wrong and it was 1979. Never does it ever feel like it's in the 90's and when it jumps forward 25 years to 2024 it feels almost the same like
it's still the same time period. It's a bit strange but doesn't overall hurt the movie. The only thing woke is a couple of DEI casting choices and a group of DEI school girls bully the white male boy. It's very short scenes and barely warrants a woke rating, but it's there so it gets a 1.

Not sure why the woke ratings, it shows both good and bad white people

Hugh Jackman is more than just Wolverine.

Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson are amazing performers. Imitating Neil Diamond is quite an accomplishment. Hugh nailed it. Kate also did an impressive Patsy Cline.

The only wokeness I saw would be what looked like a drag queen in the background during a scene backstage. I expected more, but there was no agenda I could see.

This is a hard-hitting family drama with some great musical performances.