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This should of been really funny and the actors are capable but it's just not. 30 minutes of corny cringe 'comedy' and not a single laugh (but a lot of eye rolling) was enough for me. You can literally see every single joke coming as well and that doesn't help. The woke consists of DEI and the mixed race couple. The 2 fathers are idiot, emotional buffoons' and the wives are smart and rational. It's not so much a bad movie it's just not funny unless you like a particular sort of comedy.

DEI BUFFET

This show delivers a masterclass in modern storytelling if you can stomach its transparent agenda. It serves up a buffet of contemporary tropes: white men exist only as either mustache-twirling villains or pathetic beta males, while Black women dominate the "girl boss" archetype. Desperately clinging to youth, Rosario Dawson had too much buccal fat removed from her face to go with her fake ass wig. Her Super_Beta husband is hilarious. He's always preparing dinner and kissing her ass. The relationship landscape is dominated by gay couples and black/white interracial pairings, all while women strut their "sex positive, independence" in every scene. Beneath the heavy-handed DEI casting that screams "we checked all the boxes," there's actually a decent show struggling to emerge - if you can ignore the obvious ideological shoehorning that permeates every casting decision and the fact that the timeline jigs 3 years every 5 minutes.

They tried to add the shitty lesbo batwoman's lesbianism, but didn't exactly.
And they keep trying to make Catwoman darker brown in the latest movies/comics, etc., even though her past appearances were light-brownish!

None of the reviews say what is woke in the movie... because there is no woke.

I decided to give this 1983 slasher a watch based on it's somewhat cult status, I should of never bothered. The acting is horrendous, the kills are pretty tame and it's really just a poor 80's generic slasher. The only thing that's sets it apart is the extremely woke for the time aspects. There's no way to really review it without spoilers so be warned...The entire premise is rather generic a father and 2 children are involved in an accident at a summer camp and only 1 child survives. The killer is very obvious right from the start so not sure why they even bothered to hide the identity. The survivor is the young boy who is adopted and spends his childhood pretending to be a girl instead. There is a flashback scene revealing the dead father to be gay in bed with another man in front of his 2 kids. This results in multiple scenes of the boy pretending to be a girl fooling another boy into liking him and making out with him. There is also a disturbing homoerotic feel to the entire movie. Many scenes of the male campers shirtless, in very short shorts or half midriff shirts. They are constantly jumping all over each other and just generally acting rather oddly. There is a scene where a bunch of the male campers strip naked and go skinny dipping with just a group of males together. In contrast there are almost no scenes of any of the female campers in anything revealing at all. Even if you like old school slashers I would recommend staying far away from this.

Another one of those escaped from a religious cult movies. The acting is not very good and the story is one big cliché. It's very, very slow and the 45 minutes I watched virtually nothing happened and it's anything but horror. As for woke there's the usual mixed race couple with the DEI Asian character. His only purpose to be there seems to be so they can reinforce the racist view of the Mormon's. The main female character's entire storyline is she was part of this group then was kicked out because she had a lesbian relationship with the bishops daughter.

Silver Fox didn't have those powers mentioned in the movie or in the comics, and her sister is the Emma Frost (nerfed)! What? Saw in a fandom trivia that these 2 sisters here are somewhat a division of Emma Frost; one has mind control & the other has diamond form! (https://xmenmovies.fandom.com/wiki/Emma_Frost_(Origins)#Biography)
Professor X is able to stand on his own!
The movie doesn't make much sense continuity-wise (especially Emma), and I'm seeing them in chronological order!

The movie is okay enough, but there are lots of Origin changes & plot holes.

Ellen Page before she got infected with the virus🏳️‍🌈. Man... she was pretty.

I turned it off half way through the first episode

It's just stupid. Super strong woman beats the crap out of some bandits. What? Ritchie screwed this up. I didn't watch for long although it went nowhere fast.

Entertaining if you don't want to think much.

The male lead is a jerk and needs to be redeemed by the female lead. There's every race box checked. They have the gay black character who really doesn't serve any purpose in the story. I will say it's a new take on a love story. If you don't mind ignoring the woke aspects and want to stare at a movie this is okay.

Don't bother

This kind of show and the premise would have been ideal if woke faggots didn't keep ruining everything.

Hondo the main character is great, strong and masculine.. but that's also where the bullshit of the show comes in. The whole premise so far is to try to put over how he is "out of touch" and the woke attempt to 'redefine' strength. It ends with some dumb shit with him saying "I used to think strength was (what it actually is) but now i've realized it's (the usual vulnerability bullshit being pushed).

Apart from that they obviously purposely found as many types of retards they could for the team to virtue signal.

A woman with 1 leg, a black woman who is mentally retarded.. by that I mean she's constantly doing tiktok and instagram shit to attention whore, a guy who can't even make eye contact.

2 guys that are normal, but the other part is that the tiktok bitch is filiming in the changeroom giving the other woman shit about her leg and he comes in and assertively shuts her down. Then of course there's a physical test Hondo puts them through and both the women beat him to continue the feminist delusion.

Also with that, they get upset about being tested physically. Then he puts them through a scenario where he gives a surprise to test them and one of the guys has a cry that he can't 'trust' him because he didn't tell them the truth about the scenario and threw in something unexpected.

So the idea of the show is ideal if it was masculine men, no retarded people in the team, none of that bullshit. But no it's fucked after 1 episode.

Of course not a surprise when the original series was all about this woman 'leader' trying to tear down swat and the so called 'problematic' things in it eg watering it down and making it more shit.

Fuck this show and fuck these cunts who keep doing this shit.

Not really a comedy as it claims to be. There's some mildly amusing moments but just not really funny. The writing and acting are ok but that's about it. Out of nowhere at the half way point it seems to drop any attempts at humor and go dark thriller almost horror. It's a very jarring
transition. The biggest issue is the kid these two are transporting is typical of those p.o.s. social media prankster douche bags. He's such
an asshole vile character that you really just want to see him get destroyed and everything he does is annoying and irritating, not funny. The weak attempt to redeem his character at the end doesn't work, you want to see him get what he deserves, not some lame redemption arc.
It's not really woke other than some DEI and maybe a little lite feminism.
A more likable character as the kid would of made this a better watch, as it is unless you think those aforementioned social media losers are actually funny avoid it.