All User Reviews

DEI overrepresentation in casting with the unrealistic modern PC mixed everything family. So we have the white mom with the Hawaiaan dad
somehow gets a filipino son and a spanish daughter. Sure they do. Also spoler alert only the white people in the family die in this one.
This is typical modern hollywood no talent rehash of a popular franchise. Some of the acting is terrible, the dialog is bad. There is way
to much reliance on bad CG and the non of the deaths really look very good. The writing is bad and poorly thought out. The grandma has survived decades by living in a cabin full of dangerous objects. WTF. This also seems to almost make fun of the franchise. There is too much parody like comedy to everything, some of the death sequences are almost three stooges levels of slapstick and there's no real tension to it. Then there is the characters, all of them unlikable so you don't real care if anybody dies. Watch any of the originals instead.

Sketch

No woke here. This is from Angel studios, a Christian company. Sketch was better than I thought it would be. I was impressed and entertained. However, they went too far with the violent images created by the girl and then decided she was totally normal and healthy for drawing them. This is an incorrect message. Some younger kids might get a bit freaked out by some of the more intense scenes. They use horror techniques for jump scares and setting the mood for certain scarier sequences but there a ton of laughs in the film too. My other criticism would be unnecessary cursing.

Gay asian

Fat asian guy has a husband

A comedic critique of political correctness

Not only is it not woke, but it repeatedly addresses issues of political correctness.
Definitely worth a watch.

I only made it to the 45 min mark. The only woke I saw was some of the usual feminist 5 ft badass female nonsense creeping in. The production
values are not bad and the movie looks decent despite being fairly low budget. The acting and dialog are pretty bad though. Most of the movie takes place in tight corridors with back and forth shootouts. The aliens look pretty silly and just come across as actors in suits. It's all pretty generic and boring really so don't expect much if you watch it.

BAD COVER OF THE BOOKS

What were they thinking? The books had a massive following and then they come out with this crap? This movie killed any dreams of getting all the books cover.

VROOM VROOM

good action and stuff

Cult classic

Love the movie! Go watch it or else!

Horror comedy

Two dudes are just living life, then some nosy campers show up.

Mid

Pretty mid not much to complain or praise it for.

Good and funny

I watched the dub version and I think it makes it even better because of the voices. The jokes and actual fighting are great, if not a bit hammy in parts, for the comedy. also this is one of the first movies where Jackie chan was one of the leading characters.

Straight, White Male? Oh No!

Within the *literal* first minute of the film, a straight, white, male lab tech—Hollywood’s favorite new whipping boy—fumbles his candy bar wrapper into a security vent, short-circuiting the system and triggering a catastrophic containment failure. Naturally. Because nothing screams “credible plot device” like reducing the sole representative of the so-called patriarchy to a bumbling idiot for easy narrative blame. Why not heap the failure of an entire facility onto the lowest rung of today’s victimhood hierarchy while you're at it?

And then there’s the door itself. Of course, containment doors—famously known for their totally realistic air vents just waiting to suck in trash, because that’s what high-security labs are all about. And naturally, anything that gets sucked in—say, a candy wrapper—would *completely* disable the entire mechanism. Because in this universe, billion-dollar safety systems are apparently engineered with the fragility of a toy from McDonald's.

Oh and his female colleague has to leave him trapped with the Distortus-rex he's just loosed so he can be the first to get eaten. As the jaws crunch I bet he's wishing had been born a dyslexic, black, trans women with a handicap. Then "she" would have waltzed through the whole movie.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the film’s heroine, a so-called “spec-ops” soldier—because when I think elite dinosaur-slaying badass, I *naturally* picture a 125-pound Hollywood starlet with contour-perfect cheekbones and the physical presence of a yoga influencer. She’s not just surviving prehistoric death machines—she’s outwitting, and outpacing them in boots that wouldn’t survive a puddle. And of course, she’s not following the grizzled, muscle-bound male survivors—no, *they* need *her* leadership, *her* brilliance, *her* steely-eyed resolve to survive. Because in this cinematic fantasy, evolution bends to the demands of gender optics.

And of course, no modern blockbuster would be complete without a shoehorned “diverse” family to round out the studio’s DEI bingo card. Enter the token Hispanic family—dropped into the plot with all the subtlety of a corporate PR memo. They contribute nothing to the story, have no meaningful impact on the outcome, and might as well be wandering in from another film entirely. But hey, they’re there, and that’s what matters, right? Representation for representation’s sake. Go Hollywoke!