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Complex film

I'm happy to say that Rabbit Trap is a bit too complex for me half watching it, but at least it's a film that makes us think and doesn't end ambiguously. It's my belief that so many films finish open-ended because the kiddos cannot accept an ending they do not agree with or, I guess, understand.

Not that I'm unable to comprehend the plot, I just went into this Folk Horror film not expecting much. It really is a cool film if you watch it with intent and, you know what, I'm going to give it a re-watch with full my full attention.

Zero woke in a new film. Refreshing. I'm recommending this as a watch, if you capture the details.

Oh, NO! Hell no!! This is NOT Pretty Woman!

According to the press, Anora is supposed to subvert the urban fairy tale of Pretty Woman, but it ends up being a movie that tries to legitimize the shitty behavior of white-trash people. It’s directionless, long, and empty. Beneath a failed comedy and an erratic tone, it offers a frivolous, whitewashed portrayal of prostitution, with a completely wrong take on what it actually is, despite the press trying to sell it as a “male gaze” critique, when it’s not. It’s just Sean Baker’s gaze, and the gaze of the people who paid to make this movie known.

The protagonist is a flat, objectified character with no real motivations, and the supposed class or social conflict never gets developed. The humor is simply bad, the runtime is excessive, and potentially dramatic situations turn into pointless slapstick. The film comes off as offensive (especially to women), shallow, and lacking any real substance, recognized more for marketing and propaganda than for what should actually matter—and which it doesn’t have: narrative merit.

Conclusion: Another movie inflated by the mainstream press, desperately trying to ride the success of a much better film made without all the DEI bullshit and the whole woke movement, just to have a shot at relevance → and still failing to even stand as a movie on its own.

A Political Pamphlet Disguised as a Show

The one who thinks watching this show is somehow cool and can’t see what’s rotten right in plain sight → it’s a total no-brainer: this show is SUPER WOKE! Yeah, it screams diversity, equality, and inclusion everywhere like some kind of plague. It’s splattered all over, from the show’s poster and art style to the very first words spoken on screen. It’s all planned, plotted, and manufactured so idiots will think this is peak art when it’s not. It’s straight-up communist propaganda, ready to be jammed into the heads of people who think they’re edgy and on the side of revolution, veganism, and all that socialist crap.
The premise is interesting, but the execution is completely and deliberately designed to make you believe what’s being done is pure gold - it’s not. It’s just political messaging after political messaging for stupid snobs.

That’s it.

Totally skippable.

I found this on a list of best overlooked horror from the 70's. It has a high review score on IMDB and most reviews call it a great vampire movie. After watching it I have no idea why. It's very low budget, which is fine but there isn't much story and it is definitely not a vampire movie and it's barely even a horror movie. The whole story is this kid who thinks he's a vampire goes to live with his extended family who's uncle also thinks he's a vampire and believes he needs to save his soul then kill him. As far as I can tell though he's not, he's just a mentally ill serial killer who's uncle is crazy and reinforces his delusions. It's pretty slow moving with only a couple of stalking and kill scenes and none of it is scary. There are some decent blood FX for the 70's and there are some disturbing kills they are just very few. There is also weird scene transitions from color to black and white that appears to be his delusions of him in the 1922 Nosferatu film seemingly reinforcing that he's just crazy. It's still not the worst movie and it's somewhat watchable, just be prepared for a slower character study film and not full on vampire horror. Nothing woke.

If you finish it, you're a masochist

The truth is, when I saw there was a War of the Worlds movie with Ice Cube in it, it definitely caught my attention (how innocent of me 🤦‍♂️), and it made me think that, despite all the shitty popcorn movies we’ve been getting, maybe some halfway decent popcorn flicks were still being made here and there. But when I started watching it, I was blown away by the terrible quality of what I was seeing. I didn’t even make it past the 30-minute mark. Either someone laundered money with that movie, or they made it right in the middle of the pandemic from home and everyone had their internet cut off. Because besides being insanely bad, it’s also woke. Yes, woke. But that’s not even the worst part. The worst part of all is that Amazon has the balls to promote it on their platform.

Do yourself a favor and watch something else. It’s not worth it.

Oh shit! I watched the movie without even checking here first to see if someone had already commented on it.

Since I actually watched it all the way through, I can say this without hesitation: yeah, it has some comedic touches, but it’s working inside a subgenre that’s already hard as hell to make funny - acid comedy. The previous comment pretty much nails everything it points out, but I’m gonna add a bit more.

Both Tim Robinson’s character (the lead) and Paul Rudd’s are well acted overall, but the one that really stands out is Tim Robinson, because he’s actually doing the job he was paid to do. Paul Rudd, on the other hand, is also a producer, and as a producer you’re playing a different role in the project.

What does that mean? It means HE READ THE ENTIRE SCRIPT AND SAW WITH HIS OWN EYES HOW IT ALL ENDED UP COMING TOGETHER IN THE FINAL CUT.

So when you ask yourself, “Why the hell does this even exist if it’s this cringe?” it’s for the same reason the woke movement exists: creator ego and caprice. They either think what they’re making is some kind of raw gem, or they just don’t care because they wrote it high or wired, hanging out, laughing their asses off - and it’s only funny to them.

P.S.: If I could give it less than 20%, I would.

I watched the first 2 episodes before calling it quits as this was cancelled after only 1 season only. It's pretty much an all female cast but given the story is a ten year reunion at a Catholic all girls school it makes sense so not going to ding it for that. There are some feminist comments and while I don't remember anything being said in the 2 episodes there
is a strong suspicion that at least 2 of the characters are lesbian, and I am guessing several others as well. There is also a heavy dose of DEI diversity casting in characters. This is supposed to be a comedy first and foremost with the apocalypse setting appearing to be a secondary only plot device to keep them all stuck in one place. As I said it's supposed to be a 10 year reunion making them in their late 20's but the writing and characterizations are firmly set in high school. Everybody
is annoying, unlikable, irrational and overly emotional. Nobody acts realistically for the situation they are supposed to be stuck in
and the all act like they are still in high school with petty stupid squabbles and instant mood swings if someone looks at them wrong.
Every single one of them is so stupid it's hard to believe anybody actually managed to graduate in the first place. All the humor is
of the annoying eye rolling characters screeching at each stuff so if you like that type of thing there's plenty here.

More Racist Woke Jordan Peele Garbage

I shouldn't be surprised really, Jordan Peele is the most racist critically celebrated producer of mediocrity and garbage since Spike Lee.
While he produces instead of directs this it's all still there. Mostly black cast who are all good intelligent people surrounded by terrible
evil white people. The entire premise of this movie is the exploitation of black athletes by the evil white people and this new upcoming
star black quarterback has to sell his soul to a demonic cult of all white rich people to be a star. He has to defeat the previous black
star player, who's sold his soul to the white cult. He then rejects the white cults offer and the movie ends with the black man slaughtering
all the white cult members clearly meant to be the good wholesome smart black man escaping the evil clutches of the white man taking advantage of and using him. I don't think it gets much woker than this racist garbage. I saw a lot of articles and reviews talking about the
great performance of the lead. I mean if spending most of the movie standing there looking straight ahead with no expression on your face is
impressive then sure. Wayans is a miscast as the former football great who seems to be intent on giving a performance bordering on comedic parody while the rest of the movie wants desperately to be artsy pretentious horror. Long lingering shots of nothing, or flashes of quick cut edits interspersed throughout the movie pretending it's deep and impactful. Just skip it like I should of, it's not worth wasting your time on.

Let's see.

I bet Gen Z influencers dig this film with such super terrific jobs these imaginary characters have traveling all over the globe writing about 5-star resorts, staying for free, eating, drinking and partying with the destination being a gay wedding.

People We Meet on Vacation is not a rom-com I want to keep. It's no Eternity, which is actually a great movie, and it's not The Kissing Booth. Standard faire, for the most part, with a large amount of cringe stuffed into the early parts of the film. And shitty music.

There's absolutely no reason we need this ultra-lame, contrived love story sandwiched between two gay men getting married. There you have it. To check a box. If you make it past the men pooling it up in the beginning all boxes are checked until the end when they get happily married. Other reviews are correct, there's no need to continue watching. The story is garbage and I think it was just a vehicle for getting gay marriage into yet another film.

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I found this movie today and was surprised to see a review on this site already. Some comments and reviews they say it's a gay focused film. I'll never downvote or call out shutting off a film once the obligatory gay couple pops up, usually making out or otherwise in bed with each other. The problem is, absolutely no reviews, trailers, wiki or anything else from the media giants mention this film being gay focused. So now I'm going to watch it.

Let's see.

Gay couple

Didn't watch past that

What a surprisingly funny little movie. While it does take place around Christmas I would not call this a Christmas movie. Good acting and the jokes mostly land. There are a few cringe comedy moments and sometimes the Russ character can be a bit too over emotional but I think that's more the type of movie than a woke element. It gets a little sappy and corny in a couple of places but nothing too bad. I do think you need to be a dog person to really get all the jokes out of this movie, or at lease an animal person in general. The comedy is mostly clean and family friendly with a few little innuendo jokes that will most likely go over little kids heads. If you have watched any rom-coms at all then the story is the usual by the numbers cliché and you know what's going to happen anyway but that's kind of the point of these right? The only thing that might be considered woke is that her friend is black, his friend/co worker is black and their vet is black, this seems unlikely however it is set in Boston which has a higher than average black population. There's also the fact that none of their acting is bad and the characters didn't seem forced and race is never brought up or made an issue. I just can't see giving it a woke point over that.

Fun different spin on classic sci-fi!

Pretty decent movie! Honestly, I think I may have seen it when it came out in 2018 because when I was watching it tonight, it was vaguely familiar. It's a solid 5.5/10 and slightly forgettable, so that tracks. If you're looking for a unique spin on the sci-fi classics with no woke nonsense, this one will do it for you. On Netflix as of 1/10/26.