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90's Action Throwback with No Woke

I didn't notice anything woke. This is typical of 90's action movies with passable VFX and decent action and acting. The story is nothing original and there are a lot of ridiculous implausible scenes that make no sense. If you can turn off your brain and enjoy old school action movies, it's ok for what it is.

I'd Ship It

Slightly woke because one item they ship is a giant bong. Also a woman marries a ferris wheel, which I'm sure is the next thing the Dems want. Also I'm pretty sure Dusty is gay, but he's not in every episode so it doesn't matter much.

Jimmy Five-Stars

A happy-go-lucky show. I see no issues with it whatsoever.

Udder nonsense

There are male cows everywhere, therefore they are all trans.

Woke invasion

Some children are having fun on this site

Not So Awesome

A bunch of monsters who come up from underground. If that's not a hell allegory I don't know what is.

Also, Dingle's a bisexual foot fetishist.

Nautical Nonsense

Spongebob and Patrick are very clearly a couple. They talk about kinky stuff all the time, and constantly abuse Squidward, who simply wants to talk about his 2006 Honda Civic in peace. The plotting is all over the place too, plot points are introduced and dropped immediately after.

Theodore Wrecks Everything With His Tail

Theodore saves the world by slapping everything he can with his tail and filling his face full of cookies.

Implied dino/human romance. Which would have at least made the film less mind-numbingly boring, really.

It's Always Raunchy In Philadelphia

I'm pretty sure every main character has banged each other at some point. Mac's gay, except when he isn't. There's also a group of incestuous creepers who love milk to the same unhealthy degree as each other. And that's not even getting into the abuse the priest Cricket takes.

Jawsome

Rockin' show. Action packed and fun. My favorite character was Meathook.

That Sorta 90s Show

Occasionally fails to properly capture the 90s. Nobody said tramp stamp or rando in the 90s. They even include modern Pringles cans.

Ozzie is exceedingly gay. You can't convince me Jay and Nate don't have a thing for each other, either.

There are more than ducks, and they do more than sit. It's a cute show.

Bill seems like he has much better romantic chemistry with Aldo than he does with his actual crush.