Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Arthouse Anti-Masculinity Trash
The whole point of the movie seems to be masculinity bad. Terrible acting terrible editing, terrible lighting. Just random scenes thrown together into one incohesive load of garbage.
Created: 11-27-2023
Embarrassingly bad!
Mixed race couple apparently only so they could have a black kid in the movie the entire time. Smells of DEI hires. Comment about 'girls can do anything boys can". Mobsters boss appears to be a girl boss situation but honestly only made it 33 minutes in giving up. Some very capable actors in this yet somehow some of the worst acting I have ever seen. Action scenes are laughably bad.
Created: 11-22-2023
Terrible Unnecessary Sequel
Wokeness seems to be limited to DEI hires. Acting is not good. Extremely slow, boring mess. Who was asking for a sequel to the Exorcist anyway. Anything produced by blumhouse typically sucks and this is the director that butchered the Halloween remake trilogy so this is to be expected I guess.
Created: 11-22-2023
Season 1-6 Amazing, Season 7,8-Political Wokefest
The original run of seasons 1-6 that ended in 2009 are amazing. No woke. A hilarious parody of the show Cops that made fun of everyone and everything. The rebooted season 7-8 are complete pandering garbage. The show is extremely political, cowardly and biased and only attacks one side. Packed with white guilt and hate, black victimhood, the patriarchy, men bad, America bad and all the other bs liberal talking points. Watch the 1st 6 seasons and the original movie then stop.
Created: 11-21-2023
No Woke, 80's Comedy
No woke here. Classic 80's comedy. Not one of Candy's best and gets pretty cheesy in spots but still holds up fairly well.
Created: 11-20-2023
How Was This in Theaters
No woke because there is nothing here. Looking at poorly lit out of focus out of frame random interior home shots for 100 min. That's it. Take out your phone camera, turn your lights off and walk around randomly shooting 10-30 second shots of anything from any angle and BOOM. You just remade this 'movie'.
Created: 11-18-2023
Not Great but Watchable. No Woke.
No woke here. Not a great movie but definitely watchable. Prequel follows the Jud Crandall character from the book and 1989 original and 2019 remake. Good acting and FX with some creepy moments. A little slow at the start but worth seeing if you like the franchise.
Created: 11-17-2023
Worst One Yet
Not really woke other than the forced female characters. This is even worse than the 3rd one. The acting is mostly good with some exceptions. The real problem is there really isn't that much action and what is there is really cheap looking CG and obvious green screen. Fight choreography is also not good. Tony Jaa and Iko Uwais are completely wasted here. Once again we have an unproven director who made the horrible Need for Speed and Hidden Strike movies gets handed a 100 million dollar budget and a franchise movie and the results speak for themselves.
Created: 11-17-2023
Typically Woke
Mixed race couple, lesbian best friend. Single mom raising 3 kids with a useless out of work drunk uncle. The daughter is the smart one while the 2 boys are dumb thugs. Bad acting, bad dialog, bad script, no scares, don't bother.
Created: 11-16-2023
Mild Woke, Amateur Film With Big Names
Woke consists of some anti male comments and almost no straight white males. Male characters are mostly secondary background characters or gay. The movie however is terrible. So many capable actors doing such a poor acting job with awful dialog and direction. The story is actually an interesting idea, just wasted on a talentless director. Who gave a $50 million dollar budget with these actors attached to a director with only one other credit being a micro budget comedy that failed. How did this even have a budget of $50 million?
Created: 11-11-2023
