Pha-Q woke's Reviews
No Woke But Not Good
I didn't notice any woke. Low budget horror that's not scary or fun. Robert Englund, Bill Moseley and Danielle Harris are barely even in this. The child actors aren't very good. The kills are weak with hardly any blood and gore.
The writing isn't very good or thought out. The stolen copper wire value for instance is so laughably far off it's obvious nobody bothered to check anything. Best to skip this one.
Created: 10-16-2023
Wasted Potential
Nothing overly woke though there is the now cliché 'badass' female character. Started out interesting with some decent acting but as it went on the writing seemed to slowly fall apart. FX are mostly good. The way the illusion casting works is not very clearly defined and sometimes seems to contradict itself.
Created: 10-16-2023
Another Woke Unfunny 'Comedy"
Gay character, men stupid, aggressive anti male girl boss, rampant anti-white racism. Badly written, stupid unfunny attempt at comedy.
Created: 10-16-2023
DeNiro Will Do Anything These Days
Full disclosure, I only suffered through about 30 min of this nonsense. Pro immigration, rich white people bad and entitled, slaves built everything, one scene with a gay couple early on. The woke is definitely there. Other than that this is a terrible, painfully unfunny movie with bad acting and really just a ripoff of much better films with the same plot.
Created: 10-15-2023
Decent despite the woke casting.
Lots of diversity in the casting. Only 2 male characters in the whole film and both are overly emotional, irrational and ineffectual while the females are strong, rational and capable. This is a decent PG-13 horror movie with everything you would expect. No blood or gore with the scares being about atmosphere and movement in the shadows with minimal jump scares. Pretty good acting and writing make this one worth a watch despite the wokeness.
Created: 10-15-2023
No Woke, Average Ending to an Average Trilogy.
No Woke. About on par with the other 2 with some questionable writing. The entire CIA story should have been cut out as it is unbelievable and badly written. Dakota Fanning is completely miscast as a CIA agent and never believable in the role. The villains are never really threatening. The entire ending sequence was one big anti-climactic nothing.
Created: 10-11-2023
Implausible nonsense that could of been great.
1 unnecessary and out of place girl power scene with a bunch of kidnapped abused farm girls getting revenge on Nazis. No other woke. This could of been a great action film. Good acting and action scenes with a cliché story. Everything is so completely over the top ridiculous and unbelievable though as it ruins a decent movie. I just found myself laughing at the nonsense in every action scene instead of enjoying the movie. Too bad.
Created: 10-09-2023
Not really woke, just horrible quality Chinese propaganda
Not really woke but it's a Chinese production with 'China good virtuous and humanitarian' propaganda lies. Horrible acting and dialogue. Nonsense badly done action scenes. The whole thing looks like green screen and CGI production but really cheaply, poorly done. 70 year old Jackie Chan is just an embarrassment in this.
Created: 10-06-2023
More bad writing with a dash of woke.
It's pretty obvious who the great savior in this movie is immediately. The only black character in a small town who's stupidly named Divine. All the white characters are bad people. This in another victim of horrible writing. The parents are comically over the top evil for no real reason. The monster seems to be super human strong, again for no reason and able to physically rip apart human bodies in an instant but is barely able to scratch the great savior and easily over powered by a small child. Also super strong monster is trapped behind thin wood and plaster wall and can't break out but the great savior breaks a large whole through with a fire poker in a couple seconds.
Created: 10-04-2023
Terrible and Woke
Yet again with the mixed race couple. Main white male character is a moron who just bumbles his way through everything while being helped by all the good smart black characters. Villain is a rich white male while rich black male is the good guy. Badly written with plot holes and stupidity everywhere.
Created: 10-04-2023
