Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Created: 06-26-2023
Woke Diversity For The Stupid Generation
Girl bosses, social justice messaging and diversity. For a country with a 3 percent black population they must all be working on this show. This is written so poorly it can only be for the current stupid generation. Anyone with half a brain will see common sense and accuracy mistakes everywhere. This might as well be a comedy it's so badly written.
Created: 06-26-2023
Long Bloated Boring Woke Mess
Lots of social justice messaging throughout. All the bad characters are rich white men. Corrupt white male mayor killed and replaced with virtuous good black female mayor. Main villain only kills white rich male characters because their rich and he's poor. We are even told at one point he's not really that bad because he kills rich white privilege characters that are in power. Thomas Wayne was now running for mayor and tied in with the mob? Rich white male I guess. Mobster owns everyone in power and has run the city behind the scenes for 20 years but forgot to buy the news media because of course they are always truthful and to be trusted and can't be corrupted.
The dark gothic atmosphere is almost perfect for a Batman movie. Almost perfect because it's too dark, so dark its hard to see what's going on in some scenes. The acting is good by everyone except Pattinson who is just an awful actor. He has no facial expressions and no range whatsoever. It's just angsty emo blank stare in every movie and he keeps getting hired somehow. The dialogue is all spoken very slowly and in low whispers and scenes just drag on for no reason. This could have easily been a 2hr movie. This is the DC Batman universe in name only. None of these characters resembles their original form in any way. Penguin is barely used and is just another thug. I don't know what the hell that laughable gimp suit villain was bit it was not the Riddler. Alfred is hardly there and that is NOT Batman. Where is the expertly trained martial arts fighter? This batman is just a street brawler. The great detective? Nope. He just bumbles around stumbling on clues or having other characters figure it out for him. Bruce Wayne only shows up a few times to look angsty and brood otherwise no character development there.
Created: 06-24-2023
Could of been great...but it's woke.
Good FX, sets, and cinematography. Too bad it's ruined by wokeness. Almost the entire cast is either black or female. The villain is of course a rich white man. Must have the mixed race lesbian couple forced in there. Apparently there are no white males in Louisiana either. And there's hardly any Swamp Thing in this, the main character seems to be the female CDC officer. The acting is not very good especially by the female lead who is horribly miscast. What's with the terrible southern redneck accents too, it's so out of place.
Created: 06-22-2023
Predictable Cliched Sports Drama
Woke aspect seems to be limited to the forced mixed race couple nonsense hollywood forces into everything. It's not even believable for an instant that Sandler and Latifah are a married couple, no chemistry whatsoever. The acting is fine and if you like sports movies or basketball you may enjoy this. In fact there is nothing really bad about it other than it is extremely predictable and follows the sports drama/light comedy playbook to the letter.
Created: 06-21-2023
Average Sci-Fi Drama
Gets a 1 woke for the mixed race couple. Acting is good, VFX are generally good though there are some average moments. Overall not bad but somehow just really boring. This is more of a survival drama than it is an action creature movie. The action scenes are just so bland and boring and not really all that well filmed. It's not a bad 90 minutes just don't expect an action filled movie.
Created: 06-17-2023
Confused Korean Film
Woke aspect consists of lesbian kissing scene and some minor ridiculous girl power themes throughout. The movie itself has no idea what it wants to be, John Wick ripoff, action film, family drama. The acting is actually pretty good. The fight scenes are a bit over the top and get tedious. It would have been better to focus on the assassin action part and edit this overly long film down a bit. Overall not a bad watch but a little overlong, and tedious to get through.
Created: 06-17-2023
Created: 06-17-2023
Created: 06-17-2023
Not bad grindhouse style, Minimal Woke.
Decent acting, good cinematography and sfx. Sort of a grindhouse style WWII blood and guts film. The ending gets a little ridiculous and there is a over the top shoehorned in unnecessary out of place girl power sequence that does nothing but bring the film down. Still it's worth a watch if your into that style of film.
Created: 06-16-2023
