Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Better Than Expected
Woke consists of some DEI hires and a few woke lines. Nothing too bad. Movie itself is ok. Some funny moments though Devine gets to be a bit much after a while. It's also painful to watch the 70 year old Brosnan and Barkin physically overpowering large trained guards in body armor. It's worth a watch if you are looking to kill some time.
Created: 11-28-2023
A New Low For A Franchise Already Scrapping The Bottom
Woke consists of girl bosses, girl power and the laughably bad Jason Momoa anti-masculinity flamboyant character. Right at the beginning we have a small female character beating up a room full of trained full body armored men in hand to hand combat. As others have mentioned I'm not actually sure this is meant to be woke as the movie is so stupid, brain dead and cartoonish with reality this just fits right in with the rest of it. The acting is horrible the dialogue and attempts at humor terrible. The CG ranges from pretty good to looking like a bad xbox game. The action sequences are so stupid and gravity defying physics everyone in this would of been dead 100 times over already. Cars are completely crunched in and demolished in one scene then driving around like nothing happened in the very next cut. This is another one only for the low IQ gen Z crowd.
Created: 11-27-2023
No Woke. Mostly for Cage Fans
No Woke. This is a decent little indie thriller. Cage fans will enjoy it more but it's not a bad way to pass the time.
Created: 11-27-2023
Watchable Woke Free Movie With Some Questionable Writing.
No woke here. Acting, editing and FX are all good. No a bad heist movie really. Some of the now typical bad writing hampers is a bit though. I mean this group of ex military plan this heist to perfection yet somehow don't have suppressors? Then as soon as they find the money they all just suddenly go brain dead and make every stupid bad decision possible. The writing however doesn't ruin the movie and it is still worth a watch.
Created: 11-27-2023
Arthouse Anti-Masculinity Trash
The whole point of the movie seems to be masculinity bad. Terrible acting terrible editing, terrible lighting. Just random scenes thrown together into one incohesive load of garbage.
Created: 11-27-2023
Embarrassingly bad!
Mixed race couple apparently only so they could have a black kid in the movie the entire time. Smells of DEI hires. Comment about 'girls can do anything boys can". Mobsters boss appears to be a girl boss situation but honestly only made it 33 minutes in giving up. Some very capable actors in this yet somehow some of the worst acting I have ever seen. Action scenes are laughably bad.
Created: 11-22-2023
Terrible Unnecessary Sequel
Wokeness seems to be limited to DEI hires. Acting is not good. Extremely slow, boring mess. Who was asking for a sequel to the Exorcist anyway. Anything produced by blumhouse typically sucks and this is the director that butchered the Halloween remake trilogy so this is to be expected I guess.
Created: 11-22-2023
Season 1-6 Amazing, Season 7,8-Political Wokefest
The original run of seasons 1-6 that ended in 2009 are amazing. No woke. A hilarious parody of the show Cops that made fun of everyone and everything. The rebooted season 7-8 are complete pandering garbage. The show is extremely political, cowardly and biased and only attacks one side. Packed with white guilt and hate, black victimhood, the patriarchy, men bad, America bad and all the other bs liberal talking points. Watch the 1st 6 seasons and the original movie then stop.
Created: 11-21-2023
No Woke, 80's Comedy
No woke here. Classic 80's comedy. Not one of Candy's best and gets pretty cheesy in spots but still holds up fairly well.
Created: 11-20-2023
How Was This in Theaters
No woke because there is nothing here. Looking at poorly lit out of focus out of frame random interior home shots for 100 min. That's it. Take out your phone camera, turn your lights off and walk around randomly shooting 10-30 second shots of anything from any angle and BOOM. You just remade this 'movie'.
Created: 11-18-2023
