Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Poor Acting, Amateurish Film
Woke Dei black female lead. The acting is pretty bad all around but the lead is especially terrible meaning probably hired for the diversity check box. Boring bland horror film with no scares and a jumbles mess of a story. Pass.
Created: 12-12-2023
DEI Hires Everywhere
Terrible remake. Gay couple for no reason that is shown half naked in bed as much as possible. No straight white men anywhere. All but one of the cenobites are now female for some reason. Actors that play them are DEI hires, 1 black, 1 asian, 1 'non-binary" nonsense. While pinhead is described as 'modified to the point of appearing genderless" in the original books he is also referred to as the Hell Priest not Priestess clearly implying male so the casting is obviously gender swapping. The new pinhead has no presence and isn't menacing or terrifying at all. Story doesn't hold to the original either and is heavily butchered. None of the characters are likable at all. The fx somehow look cheap and fake and the original 1987 film looked better. Only watch this if you are curious and a huge hellraiser fan that just has to see them all otherwise pass.
Created: 12-07-2023
Painfully Unfunny.
A group of 4 obnoxious annoying Asian female friends being racist and sexist while pretending everyone else is racist especially white people. Nothing about this is funny. It just tries to be as shocking and crude as possible. These are some of the worst people you can imagine. Was hoping there group would just get hit by a bus and the movie would end. Pass!!
Created: 12-06-2023
Anti-White Woke
White role reversal. Violent drug dealer is white. 2 thieves that steal from him are white. Incompetent cop is white. Older racist white man is a complete idiot who starts shouting and jumping around that he won a 156 million dollar lottery at night in a rundown convenience store. Moron police officer opens fire while a civilian with his back turned is clearly in the line of fire. The white drug dealer does his best ghetto slang sound like black as possible while the black couple and brown store owner speak perfect English and are well dressed and friendly. Pass!
Created: 12-06-2023
No Woke But Boring
I didn't notice any woke. Good acting but really boring. Listed as a comedy romance but there's no comedy. It's just 2 people arguing in an airport the entire time and the dialogue is just boring and uninteresting. Meg Ryan is almost unrecognizable here and looks like maybe too much plastic surgery gone wrong. If I didn't know that was her I would have never guessed. Maybe if you really like one of the actors you might enjoy this more.
Created: 12-05-2023
Woke Christmas Horror
Small town America with Dei hires galore and barely any white people. Everyone in this is gay or lesbian. White grandpa with a black Niece. The orange spray tan white male evil real estate mogul. Wonder who that's supposed to be. Killers outfit is all white robe and hooded in a not so subtle way. Kills are bad, acting is average at best, story is boring and and most of the cast are annoying gen z idiots. Probably who this is aimed at anyway. Pass!
Created: 12-05-2023
Horrible Christmas Movie
I couldn't watch this more than about 20 min so it might get more woke further in but only thing I noticed was the Diversity casting of the black family lead with a evil white male boss. Acting is horrible all around. The writing is terrible. Genie pops out of the box after 2000 years and doesn't know anything about modern times but is speaking modern slang. Husband has to work late at his job and misses his daughters birthday so his wife leaves him! WTF! Even McCarthy who is usually good for at least some entertainment seems bored and completely uninterested in this. Pass on this holiday movie.
Created: 12-05-2023
1st Season Clever, Funny. 2nd Season Woke Trash
The first season while containing some woke themes also poked fun at those themes and actually had smart, clever writing that took shots at everyone equally. The 2nd season is just an endless parade of woke bs.
Gay characters, black oppression, anti white racism, men bad, women good. 1st Season is worth watching but best to stop after that.
Created: 12-01-2023
An Abomination To The Franchise
Where do I even start with this. Race swapped black humpty dumpty April O'Neil. Splinter is no longer the wise ninja master but is now a pathetic weird father figure who can't stop talking about having is nipples milked! WTF!! The turtles are now thieves who vandalize and destroy property and steal whatever they want at will! Seems like almost every voice actor and character in this is vast majority black. Black POC girl boss. Why do the turtles who are supposed to be 15 sound like they are 8-10 years old. The ugliest animation I have ever seen in my life. Looks like a kindergartener drew it with a box of crayons and AI animated it. This skid mark of a film is in no way related at all to the TMNT franchise.
Created: 12-01-2023
Paint By Numbers TV Holiday Movie With a Dash of Woke
DEI hires and the sister is a lesbian. Weird comment about not believing covid is real. Not really a bad movie just a bland average one. You know what's going to happen every second because the whole movie is so cliché. None on the characters are very likable, the humor isn't very funny and the 2 leads really have no chemistry. Typical of a hundred made for TV Christmas movies that come every year.
Created: 12-01-2023
