Pha-Q woke's Reviews
No Woke, Just Terrible
No redeeming qualities whatsoever. Bad acting, bad writing, bad cinematography. Whoever chose the music score for this should never work in film again.
Created: 03-09-2023
Horrible Continuation of the Story.
Terrible acting, bad writing and story. Laughably bad action scenes. All the usual feminist nonsense, all women strong and smart, all men just big dumb muscle. The lead female is just a horrible Mary Sue.
Created: 03-05-2023
Early Woke
Not horrible but early signs of woke. Strong smart females with stupid, incompetent or cowardly males. Also a metoo scene. This is on par with a tv PG monster movie. Mediocre to bad acting, bad SFX and just generally not great but not terrible, watchable once if the genre is your thing.
Created: 03-02-2023
Great Holiday Film
No woke at all. One of the all time holiday classics with two great comedy actors at their best.
Created: 03-01-2023
Venom the Stand Up Comedy Special
My god has this director every even read a Venom book. The woke is very mild, other than the race swapping of Shriek and the must have mixed race relationship. I didn't notice anything else. This is just a rapid fire one liner movie. Everything is a joke and none of its funny. Eddie walks around talking to himself loudly and venom makes no attempt at hiding his constant appearance but no one seems to notice. Venom is basically just a comedian here too cracking jokes every 5 seconds trying his best to be Deadpool. Carnage is a watered down version of himself. This should be a very dark violent story, he's a psychotic serial killer in name only, none of it shows up on screen in this PG-13 movie.
Created: 02-27-2023
Better than the 2016 Dumpster Fire
Much better but still not good and still woke. Lots of diversity for a film set in small town middle of nowhere USA. Have to have that mixed race relationship forced in everything now. Then we have the stated gender neutral villain who is clearly female. The genius do anything female characters surrounded by idiot males. The movie itself is full of bad writing. Original ghostbusters, full grown men could barely carry the packs on their backs from the weight and firing it almost pushed them over. Here its no problem for a 12 year old 4ft 80 pound girl. Its watchable maybe once but still not good.
Created: 02-27-2023
Zero Woke!
Absolutely no woke to speak of. One of the all time great classics.
Created: 02-23-2023
Not great but watchable
Nothing really woke in this. Not as good as the original but watchable in a turn your brain off and enjoy the action kind of way. Acting is ok, cgi is decent with some notably bad scenes. Story is kind of stupid but again its watchable.
Created: 02-17-2023
Netflix WWII Woke Animation
This isn't so much a WW2 story as it is a diversity in war story. While it is true the Thunderbirds were comprised of native Americans, Mexicans and cowboys its hammered into the story at every opportunity. Also within 10 min of the 1st episode we get a Nazi soldier lecturing an American soldier about racist America. The animation used is such a low frame rate that it just looks choppy and sluggish. It never feels like your in a warzone in battle scenes. Everything moves slow and sluggish and everything just feels cheap and off.
Created: 02-16-2023
How to ruin a great start
Starts off great for the first 45 min or so. Creepy setting and start with nothing woke. Then comes the horrible writing with characters doing things nobody would do in these situations and just stupid scene after stupid scene. We get the police bad narrative and all white males are bad with me-too thrown in for good measure. Could of been a solid horror film.
Created: 02-15-2023