Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Insanely Woke
Once again we have a large amount of minorities and blacks in particular in an era of Britain when there was virtually no black population. All the men are idiots or villains. Enola is a Mary Sue and can do anything. Lots of much smaller women physically overpowering and beating up on much larger men. Watson is Indian now. Moriarty is now a black woman. These no talent hacks couldn't even come up with there own villain, they had to steal an iconic one and destroy it. There is even an scene were a boy swaps close with Enola and is shown smiling and playing with her clothes, an obvious drag/trans scene. Skip this woke garbage!
Created: 07-31-2023
Great Movie, No Woke
Nothing woke here. Just a great movie. Manages to be very funny without being disrespectful with the material. Great performances all around and is able to avoid a lot of the cliché moments typically associated with these types of sports films.
Created: 07-30-2023
Created: 07-29-2023
Over The Top Splatter Film
The wokeness is one pointless unnecessary gay sex scene. The first 45min are pretty good. Ultra violent gory splatter fest. But then the 'monster' is introduced and it takes a down turn. It's basically the terminator. Superpowered killing machine......sometimes. Literally punching through people with one shot, but then hits someone on the head multiple times and doesn't kill them. Also way to much stupid people standing around watching other people get slaughtered instead of escaping. Lots of pointing guns at people with plenty of time to shoot....but don't. It's just too stupid unfortunately. Still if you love gore and splatter its not a terrible way to spend 2 hrs.
Created: 07-25-2023
By The Numbers Animated Film with Minor Woke
Woke elements are lots of diversity hires for voice work, the spoiled rich white male kid, and the smarter than the men purple haired female. Average story, average voice acting, average animation. Just really not that good. Maybe if you really like wrestling or are a small child you might like this.
Created: 07-23-2023
No Woke, Just Mediocre
Nothing woke. Very middle of the road mediocre rom-com. Average acting, same old storyline, not very funny, more just amusing. They are both pushing 50 and seem a little too old for this type of story. And what the hell happened to Ashton Kutcher? If his name wasn't in the credits I would have never recognized him.
Created: 07-23-2023
Mediocre Guy Ritchie, With Mild Woke
The only woke is token black character and a comment about not voting republican when asked about being a patriot. Not a good Guy Ritchie film however. Some great actors, but a cliché story and some really oddly written dialogue. None on the humor lands and all the dialogue just feels off and out of place somehow. The action scenes are typical, not bad but nothing special.
Created: 07-23-2023
It's Woke Alright
This one has it all. Men are idiots, the patriarchy, fake female oppression, fake black oppression and white privilege. Thats just in the first 4 episodes of season 1. Not funny at all.
Created: 07-22-2023
Revisionist History, Woke Casting
Set in 1975 London we have a black SAS officer, black night club and a large background of black characters. Britain in the 1970's had a less than 1% black population so whatever. Also we get the line ' you're just a black man in the white mans world" which is where I hit the stop button. Too bad because the acting story and writing are all fairly good. A little slow moving but not too bad other then the ridiculous woke casting and settings.
Created: 07-21-2023
Amateur Hour, Woke Diversity
So in the 30 minutes I watched, lots of diversity casting, no other woke. This movie is absolutely terrible in every way. How is this directed by Robert Rodriguez with a 70 Million dollar budget. Horrible acting, dialog and writing. The story makes no sense whatsoever and the editing and scene transition is awful. I'm guessing the sound editing/mixing is really bad as well because the voice sounds nothing like Affleck. How do this many capable actors sign on to a movie this bad.
Created: 07-20-2023