Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Stupid Nothing Burger With a Side of Woke
People with money bad for no real reason, poor prostitute good, hardworking unappreciated 'artists' and service industry good. A little metoo, men bad moment thrown in. The acting is generally good and I thought this was going to be a horror cannibal type film but nope. It's not even horror nor is it funny. It's just terrible and nothing much really happens. It's just 2 hours of 'poor me nobody appreciates me' whining. Nobody would act the way these people act in this situation. Not one single person ever makes any attempt to fight back in any way. This is one of the stupidest movies I've seen in a long while.
Created: 09-12-2023
Could Of Been A Good 70's Throwback
This is a modern day 70's blaxploitation with a little sci-fi mixed in. This had potential to be good. The acting, style, dialog and cinematography are all spot on. All they had to do was make it a straightforward conspiracy based loosely around the actual events of the Tuskegee syphilis's experiments that actually happened. Unfortunately they had to go to far with it and turn it into white people conspiring to keep blacks down and criminalized. It turns all black criminals into victims who are made to be criminals by white government. If your really into the 70's era this might still be worth a watch as there is a good movie under all the preachy bs.
Created: 09-11-2023
How Was This in Theaters
Not too woke other than over representation of minorities. How this cost 35 million and got released in theaters is incredible. This is straight out of the SyFy channel originals playbook. Horrible acting and dialog. The VFX are just terrible and the bear looks like something out of sharknado. Everyone is an idiot in this, not one likable character. It's not funny and way to stupid to be taken seriously. All the kills are offscreen and all you see is the aftermath so the blood and gore isn't even worth it.
Created: 09-08-2023
Rise of the Woke
When will these studios learn. Stop giving big budget fx movies to unproven diversity hacks with no track record. It doesn't' get more woke than this. The entire cast is made up of minority hires. The female lead is horribly miscast, looks like a swollen gopher and can't act at all. The only white people are bad cops or in positions of power who take advantage of and oppress minorities. The acting is generally bad all around including the voice acting. The dialog is just laughable. The CGI looks out of place and doesn't mix well at all. The action scenes are badly shot and edited and are boring and cheap looking. There is no reason whatsoever to watch this abomination.
Created: 09-08-2023
Created: 09-07-2023
No Woke But Not Very Funny
No woke. Unfortunately not very funny. A watered down PG comedy that feels very much like a made for tv movie. Decent acting but a tired slapstick formula that just doesn't really work. It might be worth a one time watch if your fans of either actor but that about it.
Created: 08-31-2023
Excellent Korean Spy Action Movie-No Woke
No woke here. Great spy action movie based on historical events. Can get a little confusing at times trying to keep all the story elements straight but not too bad. Great acting and very well done action scenes. Definitely worth a watch.
Created: 08-30-2023
No Woke
Didn't notice any woke. An average war action movie. Mostly good acting and well shot action scenes. The Pakistani soldier is way too over the top cartoony and the final shootout with him is a little laughable but otherwise a pretty good film.
Created: 08-29-2023
Men Are Stupid The Show
Entire show is based around all the men being idiots and every episode ends up with them being wrong about something and the women being right. They spend the whole show being afraid of their wives and trying to hide something from them and always being proven wrong. 1st season isn't too bad but from season 2 on it gets progressively worse.
Created: 08-28-2023
Woke Version of Predator
Typical anti-male feminism. The female lead is highly intelligent, strong and capable. All the male hunters are idiots. The French male trappers are depicted as vile and detestable while the natives are good and virtuous. Small female lead fights multiple large male trappers in hand to hand combat with no problem. Also manages to fight and win one on one against the predator while all the males were slaughtered while trying. The scenes of her bouncing of trees and logs flying through the air in modern parkour while none of the male characters use it is just stupid. The innovation of tying a rope around around her hatchet to retrieve it and just instantly being perfect at it is ridiculous. The female leads acting is also horrible and not believable as a native American in the 1700s. Mannerisms and speech are all wrong and she just comes of as a modern actor trying to play a part. It's really too bad because the rest of the cast are good, the story is an interesting take on the Predator and this could of been good. Despite the wokenes if your a predator fan it is still worth a watch if you can look past the problems.
Created: 08-28-2023
