Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Created: 08-24-2023
More Netflix Woke Garbage
Yet another feminist action movie from netflix. First scene sets the tone-female being interrogated by incompetent aggressive white agent and calm collected black agent. Female try's to warn them of impending attack but they are too stupid. Then all white male agents are immediately killed while stupidly running directly into line of fire. Black male agent then runs blindly in front of a wide open window while under fire like a moron but he lives because his blackness protects him. He is of course good and becomes the love interest. FBI boss is of course a woman. The acting is awful all around. Lopez can't pull off a badass action star in the least. The action scenes are all fast half second cuts edited together to try to hide how bad they are. Lopez doesn't seem to have bothered to try to train for this and looks stiff and awkward in every action scene. All her actions scenes she has long hair left hanging down to hide the fact it's obviously not her doing any of them. Even a motorcycle chase scene she stops to put a helmet with full dark visor on so the stunt double can hide. Only extreme fast cut close ups are ever used in the action shots. Absolutely terrible waste of time.
Created: 08-17-2023
Fictionalized and Woke
Loosely based and mostly fictionalized story about the beanie baby craze. Lots of out of place terms and language for the time periods depicted. It's not really even about beanie babies it's about hollywood feminism. Ty is portrayed as a complete idiot all the time and every single thing is stolen from the smart strong capable women around him.
Created: 08-15-2023
No woke. Strange Movie
No woke that I saw. Good acting all around and a great performance by Hamm. It has some humorous moments but I wouldn't really call this a comedy. It's more of a look at office work space with someone with a mental disorder or high functioning autism. Definitely worth a watch but don't expect to be laughing out loud while watching it.
Created: 08-14-2023
Created: 08-14-2023
Created: 08-14-2023
90's Action Throwback with No Woke
I didn't notice anything woke. This is typical of 90's action movies with passable VFX and decent action and acting. The story is nothing original and there are a lot of ridiculous implausible scenes that make no sense. If you can turn off your brain and enjoy old school action movies, it's ok for what it is.
Created: 08-14-2023
Created: 08-13-2023
Created: 08-12-2023
Overhyped Terrible Film
Not really woke but there is some minor scenes. The sister is the strong one that saves her weaker brother on several occasions. These are minor scenes and can be overlooked. However this is a terrible movie with bad acting particularly by the child actors. The writing and dialog are horrible. Kids don't talk or act this way in these situations. There are multiple child abductions but yet no police presence at the school or parents picking kids up. The abductions are all in broad daylight in residential neighborhoods but nobody sees anything. The brother is living in the same small house and obsessed with the kidnappings but doesn't know anything is going on? The kid suddenly turns into MacGyver. The sister has a dream about the house and the police just drop everything and rush to her location and kick down the door? The ending confrontation is laughably absurd. Nothing is ever explained either. What's with the weird masks? What about the black balloons and magicians outfit? Why do ghosts call on the phone? Why does the sister have dreams of the future/past/present whatever is required? This isn't even really horror, it's a thriller at best. Skip this overhyped mess.
Created: 08-09-2023
