Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Another Disney Dud
All the usual Disney diversity checkboxes with the bumbling incompetent male characters. Terrible animation and horrible voice acting. What is this anyway, it's not a sequel, it doesn't fit anywhere in the original timeline with so many inconsistencies in story with the original trilogy. Did the writers even bother watching the originals? The humor is grade school level stupid and it's nonstop. Don't bother, this one is strictly for the very very young.....and possibly brain damaged.
Created: 06-16-2023
Rob Zombie......Sigh
Didn't notice anything really woke though admittedly I could only stomach about 30 minutes of this. While the sets, costumes and make up are really top notch the acting is mostly bad and the dialog and 'humor' are just terrible. For the love of god will someone tell Rob his wife can't act!!! And while there at it stop hiring Rob Zombie to direct....he can't!! Just watch the originals or if you need something more modern watch the Addams Family films from the 90's.
Created: 06-14-2023
Created: 06-14-2023
Created: 06-14-2023
Created: 06-06-2023
Extremist Feminism.
In the 20 or so minutes I could take of this steaming pile you have strong smart women kept down by the patriarchy. Her bosses are sexist idiot men. Her co workers are sexist idiot men. Her husband is a completely useless moron who cheats with a younger woman. The Italian mob boss is a woman. A self defense class for women that instructs them that if a stranger tells them they look prettier if they smile to punch in the crotch and gouge their eyes out. No entertainment value and should be seen by no one and everyone involved in the making of this should be punched in the crotch and their eyes gouged out.
Created: 06-04-2023
NOT the 90's
Checks all the diversity boxes, black, asian, gay, feminist. Stupid straight males. Bad acting, unfunny jokes and bad dialog. How about getting some writers who actually experienced the 90's because anyone who grew up or lived in the 90's can tell you this isn't it. Feels like a bunch of young modern writers who think throwing in some random pop culture references and posters they looked up on Wikipedia will cut it.
Created: 06-02-2023
Created: 05-25-2023
Created: 05-21-2023
Blatant Scream Rip-off
So nothing really woke here. This is just a blatant scream rip-off but terrible. Every horror cliché imaginable. Killer with superhuman strength and the stealth ability of a ninja that seems to able to warp and breath under water. Unlikable characters with average at best acting. Setting this during covid is just stupid and gimmicky and the motive for the killers is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. The only thing that could of saved this nonsense is if the big unmasking reveal at the end was Fauci being the real killer.
Created: 05-21-2023
