Pha-Q woke's Reviews
An Abomination To The Franchise
Where do I even start with this. Race swapped black humpty dumpty April O'Neil. Splinter is no longer the wise ninja master but is now a pathetic weird father figure who can't stop talking about having is nipples milked! WTF!! The turtles are now thieves who vandalize and destroy property and steal whatever they want at will! Seems like almost every voice actor and character in this is vast majority black. Black POC girl boss. Why do the turtles who are supposed to be 15 sound like they are 8-10 years old. The ugliest animation I have ever seen in my life. Looks like a kindergartener drew it with a box of crayons and AI animated it. This skid mark of a film is in no way related at all to the TMNT franchise.
Created: 12-01-2023
Paint By Numbers TV Holiday Movie With a Dash of Woke
DEI hires and the sister is a lesbian. Weird comment about not believing covid is real. Not really a bad movie just a bland average one. You know what's going to happen every second because the whole movie is so cliché. None on the characters are very likable, the humor isn't very funny and the 2 leads really have no chemistry. Typical of a hundred made for TV Christmas movies that come every year.
Created: 12-01-2023
Really Disappointing with Some Woke Casting.
This is almost woke free and I guess could be considered woke free depending on opinion. The setting is the slums of LA so the large amount of black background characters is possible. A prostitute is obviously a man dressed like a woman in a wig. The villain is a non binary character played by a mentally ill 'non-binary' actor in real life but has literally about 3 min of screen time and hardly any lines. None of this is mentioned or preached about though. The acting and story are actually pretty good. The action scenes are a little hard to follow and oddly filmed. The real problem though is the pacing and editing. If feels like a 2-1/2 hour movie that got butchered and edited down to 100 minutes. Things happen that will have you scratching your head thinking you missed whole chunks of the film. There is no flow or progression to the story and nothing makes any sense. One example is several scenes that clearly establish that a fellow officer hates him and is berating him and throwing things at him. Then suddenly out of nowhere he is friendly and wants to help him take down the gang? There is a good movie hidden in here somewhere it's a shame this is what got released instead.
Created: 12-01-2023
Not Horrible But The Worst In The Franchise
The black female friend/roommate is a total DEI hire. Horrible character that is totally out of place for this franchise. The entire purpose of the character is a cringe unfunny comedy sidekick spouting social media gen z nonsense constantly. This has been a serious horror franchise not the Scary Movie series. She assaults and kicks a white male in the crotch for calling her unattractive and nothing happens. That character single handedly brings the rating down a point. You could completely remove her character from the movie and change nothing else and it instantly becomes a better movie. The acting is average at best. The horror aspect just isn't there though. The creepy atmosphere this franchise is known for is gone and the attempts at jump scares are poorly implemented and don't work. It's probably a 2.5 in reality but I couldn't being myself to give a 3. Better to re-watch the original trilogy instead. Even The Last Key is better than this and that was a big step down.
Created: 11-30-2023
Was This Funded By The DNC?
Wow this isn't a movie it's a liberal California writers wet dream put to film. The shooter is a liberals idea of a 'crazy alt-righter' who spends the entire movie preaching politics over a two way radio. It's a lefty propaganda movie that tries to make the right look like crazy, violent, racist gun nuts. The owners of the gas station are good innocent Mexican immigrants who we have to make sure have American flags hanging around the store and make sure they are in all the scenes. Of course there has to be the mixed race bs like always. The writing is terrible with everyone being as stupid as possible. Somehow hiding behind plastic convenience store shelves protects you from rifle rounds in this reality. Everyone in this moves and reaches for whatever they want to get as slow as humanly possible so the shooter has plenty of time to see them and line up a shot. Other than the lead the acting is abysmal especially by the black boyfriend who obviously was hired for quotas rather than ability.
Created: 11-30-2023
Not really woke, Nice Korean Revenge Movie
So I wouldn't really call this woke. While the female lead is very small there are only a few scenes of her going hand to hand with larger male combatants. She mostly uses her environment and weapons so I don't see it as woke. This is a decent revenge film with good acting and some nice action. Nothing really exceptional but about what you would expect from this type of movie.
Created: 11-28-2023
Better Than Expected
Woke consists of some DEI hires and a few woke lines. Nothing too bad. Movie itself is ok. Some funny moments though Devine gets to be a bit much after a while. It's also painful to watch the 70 year old Brosnan and Barkin physically overpowering large trained guards in body armor. It's worth a watch if you are looking to kill some time.
Created: 11-28-2023
A New Low For A Franchise Already Scrapping The Bottom
Woke consists of girl bosses, girl power and the laughably bad Jason Momoa anti-masculinity flamboyant character. Right at the beginning we have a small female character beating up a room full of trained full body armored men in hand to hand combat. As others have mentioned I'm not actually sure this is meant to be woke as the movie is so stupid, brain dead and cartoonish with reality this just fits right in with the rest of it. The acting is horrible the dialogue and attempts at humor terrible. The CG ranges from pretty good to looking like a bad xbox game. The action sequences are so stupid and gravity defying physics everyone in this would of been dead 100 times over already. Cars are completely crunched in and demolished in one scene then driving around like nothing happened in the very next cut. This is another one only for the low IQ gen Z crowd.
Created: 11-27-2023
No Woke. Mostly for Cage Fans
No Woke. This is a decent little indie thriller. Cage fans will enjoy it more but it's not a bad way to pass the time.
Created: 11-27-2023
Watchable Woke Free Movie With Some Questionable Writing.
No woke here. Acting, editing and FX are all good. No a bad heist movie really. Some of the now typical bad writing hampers is a bit though. I mean this group of ex military plan this heist to perfection yet somehow don't have suppressors? Then as soon as they find the money they all just suddenly go brain dead and make every stupid bad decision possible. The writing however doesn't ruin the movie and it is still worth a watch.
Created: 11-27-2023
