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Terrible Unnecessary Sequel

Wokeness seems to be limited to DEI hires. Acting is not good. Extremely slow, boring mess. Who was asking for a sequel to the Exorcist anyway. Anything produced by blumhouse typically sucks and this is the director that butchered the Halloween remake trilogy so this is to be expected I guess.

Set in 1987 and featuring a car-robot-transformer remeniscient of Herbie the Love Bug, this film dishes up some good 'member berries. The movie is a bit childish, but in a retro way, so it comes off as wholesome nostalgia. I didn't watch any other transformer movies, and I did not feel lost.

The lead girl is white, and her primary interest is fixing up old cars. She is a wholesome tomboy, not a trans. Her black male neighbor hits on her repeatedly and ineptly and she friend-zones him. LOL. The film might actually be subtly anti-woke, so I'll round up my 3.5/5 rating to 4/5.

Nods to the old beards, more nods to the woke GenZers

Lots of Easter eggs (can we still say Easter? Meh, sod'em) for an older, 1ED player.
Also, exclusively white men bad guys, useless dudes, overpowered females, inexplicable racial diversity, race-swapping, all that good stuff.

Movie itself is popcorn fare.

Edit: I watched it with my youngest, now he wants to play Neverwinter Nights!
I have to admit, the main cast does a lot to sell the movie. Pine was born to be a (discreetly heroic) bard, Grant has fun playing genial evil, and Rodriguez is hideously miscast (natural 1?) but does work her arse off for her money.
Wokeness is not pushed that hard, but Elminster is a white Gandalf figure, I don't care what your grandma told you.

Not woke but an extremely boring sequel that adds nothing new

If you have watched the first Avatar and didn't like it, you most definitely won't like this one either. If you liked the original, this is the same movie but with whales.

The movie is about humans killing nature and specifically whales, those animals being this film's gimmick. That's about the whole summary of the movie yet it continues for over 2 hours and half of it is boring scenes like children playing in water, children playing on the beach, their parents arguing on the beach, jezus christ that was a mind-numbingly boring picture.

They brought back the tough evil commander from the first film so Jake can kill the tough evil commander a 2nd time and that was the end goal of the movie. This is similar to how Star Wars directors blow up another Death Star whenever their creativity reaches 0 which is pretty often but rethreading the exact same plot of the first film, but with whales, is a rock new bottom for Hollywood.

The only redeeming qualities of this picture are the importance of family and there was a minor, extraordinarily tiny character development in the commander's son who starts to care slightly for his father by the end. No other character had development and they ended up the same as when they started which along with the plot repeating the first movie makes this an extremely dull experience. If this plays on TV while you cook or clean and you throw a look or two from time to time, this may make it palatable but being stuck in a cinema for 2.5/3 hours or getting this on home video and watching whales and mediocre Rambo sequences with blue aliens for characters which are as one-dimensional as when they started is a sure way to numb your brain.

Season 1-6 Amazing, Season 7,8-Political Wokefest

The original run of seasons 1-6 that ended in 2009 are amazing. No woke. A hilarious parody of the show Cops that made fun of everyone and everything. The rebooted season 7-8 are complete pandering garbage. The show is extremely political, cowardly and biased and only attacks one side. Packed with white guilt and hate, black victimhood, the patriarchy, men bad, America bad and all the other bs liberal talking points. Watch the 1st 6 seasons and the original movie then stop.

This website really needs a cleaner, the film is decent

So first off, to whoever owns this website, please clean the spam, there are now as many actual reviews as spam, if this site is to survive.

The film is okay, I really liked the relationship between Snow and Plinth, up until the very end. The romance between Snow and Lucy Grey was questionable? They never felt like a couple even though we are told/shown they like each other but 5 minutes after they meet up they wanna kiss and then they get together for some reason only having met a couple times and 5 minutes later they separate? Like what the heck. Overall the relationships in this movie were questionable, first characters like each other, then they hate each other in the next scene, it was quite poor to be honest, apart as I said Snow and Plinth's relationship up till the end which was really well done and well acted.

I also like that the film doesn't end on a cliffhanger, they could have split the movie in two but thankfully they didn't, the story is told through and through.

What I didn't like was mild wokeness, occasional profanities and the singing of Rachel Zeglar which really pulls you out of the movie. Imagine watching an action movie that spontaneously becomes a musical from time to time, again, what the heck? Zegler has good voice, if she's the one actually singing, it's just two genres of film which should not mix together, even if there's in-movie logic they do. They also have a retarded character who somehow survives up until the end, obviously they couldn't kill her early or the wo(o)kies would cry foul but that was stupid. Also Rachel Zeglar manages to pull a 200kg beam in one of the scenes, they had to think something better if they wanted to solidify their relationship rather than this stupidity. But worst of all, the show is about the protagonist - Coriolanus Snow who flip flops between being a good and bad character all the time. In one scene he kills his friend, in the next he weeps for him and in the scene right after he's back to his friend being means to an end. I understand the director of the film wanted to make him multi-dimensional but he/she failed. We have 2 characters in 1 body and it's completely random which character the producers will use in the next scene and the protagonist comes out feeling disjointed.

Overall, aside from mild wokeness, the film is interesting and the main actor is quite decent at his job, so is the actor playing Plinth and even Rachel Zeglar puts out a good performance. If they improved the protagonist, this movie could have been a 5/5. Unfortunately for the producers, we were 4 people in an IMAX, very young people (14-25) have not shown up for it which are the main audience and it was only people who also watched the originals who came and we're not that many (26-35) so this film will likely flop.

Woke & Dragons

WOKE!,

Even being a big D&D fan and D&D Player, this movie was WOKE and awful, turned it off.

Avoid it!

Woke & Dull

I wanted to enjoy this film being a fan of the Male leads, Jason, Josh, Cary, Hugh, but I just found it so dull with drowned scene's filled with pointless dialog, some really cringy and woke. The Wokeness in this film comes from the Female lead who is just unbearable to listen to and who's also suppose to be the comedic element, but it completely misses the mark and also just becomes cringy and hard to watch. I couldn't even finish the film, I turned it off at 1hr. I still had 53mins to go!

Worst One of all, tried to hide the Woke.

Worst of em all. Probably why Sly decided to step out on this one, I really enjoyed the last 3, but this one feels more like a cheesy knock off then an actual Expendables and the CG is just awful. The women in this feel like they where just added for the Woke Hollywood check mark, 80lb chicks throwing around 200lb+ dudes and spouting cringy gawd awful dialog.

Stay away from this one.

No Woke, 80's Comedy

No woke here. Classic 80's comedy. Not one of Candy's best and gets pretty cheesy in spots but still holds up fairly well.

Way too woke

This show sucks every episode is woke. Please do yourself a favor and never watch this.