Pha-Q woke's Reviews
It's Nothing Original, But Decent
No woke. Decent if cliched crime, mob drama. Good acting. I don't know the true story so not sure how accurate it is but if you like crime movies this is good enough.
Created: 05-10-2024
So, So Bad
A lot of DEI casting. White people racist, patriarchy, female victimhood, bad ass little girls standing up to boys twice their size and about 5 years older, and that's all in the first episode. One of the characters is literally a female John Conner from T2 ripoff. From the mannerisms, clothes, haircut, attitude. It's ridiculous. The acting is bad by everyone. Absolutely no 12 year old kid in 1988 acted or talked like these kids do. At no time does this ever feel like its taking place in the 80's. This is just more woke badly written and directed trash from talentless woke people.
Created: 05-09-2024
Great Korean Post Apocalypse Movie
Nothing woke. Post apocalypse Sci-Fi Action Korean movie. Good acting and fx. If your looking for straight up bloody, gory action with no political or woke bs this is for you. Nothing groundbreaking or original, including the story and be ready for over the top action. But it is not woke and just pure entertainment.
Created: 05-08-2024
Jump Scare PG Horror
The best friend is a total DEI hire. Her acting is terrible and she's annoying and her character really serves no purpose to the story. There is also the usual bad white man garbage. The acting is mostly good besides the DEI. The story is not really original but it's not terrible. The real problem is it's the usual PG horror. No blood or gore, no language, most of the 'horror' is lame loud noise and music jump scares. The writing is also not great with way to much of the characters doing stupid things repeatedly for no reason.
Created: 04-23-2024
Nope
This is just another show shoving modern woke white men rasicst b.s. down your throat. White men at the mill are given
raises by the white foreman but the black one is not. Comment from 2 white men about about the leads native american children
'don't know what they are but it's not white". White male school headmaster telling the kids they need a birth certificate
or proof of residencty to go to school there. College educated highly intelligent female lead when that was very rare in
1850. Also american indian and white marriages where not common but were widely accepted at that point so it's just nonsense.
Asside from that Brody's acting is just aweful and he destroys every scene he's in which is almost all of them. It's very
slow moving and very little happens in the first or second episode and since it got cancelled and was going the obvious
woke route I saw no reason to continue.
Created: 04-22-2024
DEI, DEI and Some More DEI
This is nothing like the comic book it's based on. There are virtually no white people anywhere especially white men. It's just more feminist and DEI casting everywhere. The lead character in the books is a white male journalist stuck in the DMZ. They removed this character completely and made the main character a black female named Zee. While there is a secondary character in the books named Zee she is white and even then is nothing like this character. The writing is terrible as can be excepted. Go read the original 72 issue comic series as it's actually very well done instead.
Created: 04-17-2024
Woke Annoying Teen Comedy
UK made movie with a stupid amount of DEI casting in a country with 82% white population. Beta white male character pining after his frumpy brown childhood friend who is clueless and has no interest in him. Gay character. This is cringe teen comedy complete with the annoying emojis on screen constantly for the social media addicted morons out there. Non of the characters are likable in the least. The male character is a terrible gutless person who treats his friend horribly while claiming to be in love with her. The female character is annoying and obsessed
with some boy for no apparent reason while ignoring her friend. The parents are just really pointless. The humor never lands at all. No reason to watch.
Created: 04-16-2024
Wasted Potential
This is almost impossible to review without spoilers so beware. Some minor DEI with the Asian female character who's acting is not very good at all. The black owner I wouldn't really call a DEI hire as his acting is good and he pulls the character off very well. This resorts to some cheap jump scares though there are some genuinely creepy moments. Bad writing however ruins any potential this had. Who wanders over to pool with a sinkhole alone in the middle of the night and leans out
over a loose handrail?
Spoilers!!!--
This is not a haunted house movie. Once the twist happens the writing really takes a hit. If she is so dangerous as soon as the Doc spotted her why would you not call the police instantly instead of calling two hospital orderlies and then going into a closed room alone with her. This woman who looks like she weighs 90lbs at best manages to overpower and kill two large male orderlies at the same time. The ending really makes no sense. How is she running the place now? Nobody came looking for all those missing people, including the owner of the INN? Where did all the money come from for the INN renovations? A lot of early potential is completely wasted by the end.
Created: 04-15-2024
This is NOT Evil Dead
This is a woke generic possession movie NOT Evil Dead. Mostly female cast with 1 white male for about 30 seconds at the beginning who is a complete moron. The teenage male Danny character is played by a trans woman pretending to be male. It is instantly noticeable and unconvincing. The daughter is an annoying woke loudmouth with a butch haircut. The only 2 other male characters barely get any screen time and are completely useless and ineffectual. There is a large sign on a door that says 'feminism is not a dirty word'. This could be any
possession movie and is just attempting to cash in on the Evil Dead name. It's not scary, the story makes no sense, the characters act like morons and are annoying. The acting is really pretty bad by almost everyone. The only one who seems to be any good is the actress playing the Beth character. This is a disgrace to Evil Dead.
Created: 04-15-2024
Should Have Stopped at Three
Po is being pushed aside to make room for the new dragon warrior, a female who is amazing at everything, just because. The first time they fight she completely humiliates him and is revealed later she let him beat her. Po even though this is the fourth movie now really doesn't do that much its more of the Zhen show. Po's two dads feature prominently here and is repeated many times as 'two dads' almost to imply something. It's never said but still. Zhen is a thief and a criminal
here but is supposed to be the future dragon warrior? The new villain The Chameleon is voiced by a female POC and is very tiny and again is a villain because nobody would teach her kung-fu because she's too small, so she's not really bad just a victim. In a franchise where there's been a snake and even insects before as kung fu masters this makes no sense whatsoever. It's not the worst but nowhere near the quality of the original three. Most of the voice cast from the others isn't even
present here. Best to pretend this one didn't happen and watch the original trilogy again.
Created: 04-13-2024
