Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Watchable Fargo Style Movie
Nothing woke. Nothing ground breaking and you can see where some of the twists are coming before hand. Good acting and generally
good story. Some minor problems with characters acting unrealistically but generally worth a one time watch.
Created: 06-15-2024
Lesbian Woke Fest
One big giant lesbian movie with unnecessary lesbian sex scenes. The whole movie is just lesbians talking crudely about sex and graphic lesbian sex scenes. Every female character is a condescending, nasty, disgusting person. Terrible acting and cinematography. There is no comedy here at all. What happened to Ethan Coen? Pointless garbage that has no reason to exist.
Created: 06-13-2024
Another 'Prequel' That Ignores and Rewrites The Original.
Didn't really notice anything woke. Terrible attempts at rewriting a classic horror story. Again there is little actual horror in this. The acting and FX are good and the movie is well made but the rewriting of the story is garbage. So many things are changed that do nothing but go against the Omen story as established. For example no longer born of a Jackal but just a woman now. Why? This is a huge part of the story. There are now multiple children of the Devil. Now a twin sister. Multiple people have the mark of the Devil instead of just the Antichrist. Suddenly the church is evil and responsible for the AntiChrist. How is this a prequel when it completely changes pretty much all elements of the story. This is garbage and is not a true part of the Omen series.
Created: 06-12-2024
America Bad
Not really woke other than the obvious DEI casting choices. It is however very political in it's messaging. America intolerant, war mongering, violent, lying fascist. American military and soldiers are evil. Asians good, tolerant, peaceful and virtuous. Not surprising as this is an America hating Disney movie. The acting is good and the VFX and cinematography are incredible. The story is full of potholes and things that make no sense. As long as you can recognize the propaganda and turn your brain off is is somewhat enjoyable as a mindless sci-fi action movie.
Created: 06-11-2024
Completely Skippable
This one is all about the Females. Almost no male characters especially white ones. The few male characters are all weak cowering betas or villains. Also episode 5 has a poc mentally ill 'non binary' character who is referred to as 'them. It is one line and easily missed if you aren't paying attention. Still it's ridiculous out of place pandering trash. This is nowhere near Tales of the Jedi in quality. While the animation and voice acting is good. the stories just don't matter. We get 3 Morgan Elsbeth backstories that are the better of the lot but really who cares? She's not the good of a character to
begin with. Then there's the last three focusing on Barriss Offee. Does anyone care about a background character from a few Clone Wars episodes? These are just pointless filler. There are so many Empire based characters you could of given some story too but it just had to be a female nobody character. This series is easily skipped and you will miss nothing important.
Created: 06-10-2024
Surprisingly Good.
Some mild feminist undertones in a couple episodes but overall not very woke. Good animation and voice acting. Episode 1 and 6 are the weakest of the bunch with the Dooku episodes being the most interesting. Worth a watch for Star Wars Fans.
Created: 06-10-2024
Decent Early Studio Ghibli Movie For Kids
No woke. Excellent animation. I watched the dubbed version and the English voice acting was actually pretty good. While it's a
perfectly good movie, this is one definitely aimed more at the younger crowd than some of the other Studio Ghibli films.
Created: 06-10-2024
Amazing Godzilla Movie
No woke at all. The best Godzilla movie in years. Good acting, story and top notch VFX. Seems to be true to the time period after WWII. Great wartime drama mixed with giant monster action. This is not a mindless monster rampage movie but very well thought out, written and acted post war Japan movie. Highly recommended.
Created: 06-06-2024
Woke Amateur Trash
As others have written so well the DEI and race baiting bs throughout makes this one very woke. Other reviews have covered it well so I won't waste more time on it. Ignoring the woke the movie itself is pure amateur hour horribly made nonsense. I've seen YouTube shorts more well made than this. The acting is terrible by everyone involved and every single character is awful. I hated every single one of them. The dialogue is stupid and makes no sense. No one acts and talks like these people do. Ever. The camera angles, cinematography and editing are trash. Even the music choices at the beginning are out of place and bad. It's just complete garbage and there is zero reason to watch this flaming dung heap.
Created: 06-02-2024
Woke Teen Drama....Not Horror
A ridiculous amount of DEI on display here. Also gay and lesbian characters. This is absolutely not horror but lame teen drama with weak attempts at jump scares. The jump scares aren't even effective, they are so badly done I actually laughed out loud several times. The acting ranges from passable to downright terrible. Other than throwing some music from the 90's in nothing here actually feels like the 90's Speaking of the music, they just randomly picked anything from the 90's even
though it's clearly stated it takes place in 1994. I heard songs released all the way to 1999 in here. Then there is the statement made from one of the kids that she takes 10 grams of morphine. Really? Since .2 grams is a fatal overdose it's obvious the writers were too lazy to check that out. Then there's the fact that this is a home for terminal kids yet it
seems a lot them have sickness with a very high survival rate. Somehow all these 'terminal' kids seem to have no symptoms either. Other than them constantly telling everyone how sick they are you would never actually know it. There's a reason this was cancelled after 1 season.
Created: 06-01-2024