Pha-Q woke's Reviews
On Par With Afterlife
Dei Hires. Girl Bosses. Definite lesbian undertones from Phoebe and the female ghost. About the same as Afterlife. Silly, stupid and unnecessary. The CG is good and the acting is decent by most except for the Phoebe character who is just a complete blank the entire movie, no emotional range whatsoever. The writing has holes everywhere and is not very good. The villain is barely there and the design and look is totally out of place to the rest of the ghostbusters films and just seems odd. Paul Rudds character is a bumbling moron the whole movie and is just painful to watch. It's not the worst thing and I made it through the entire movie but the original are still the miles above anything modern.
Created: 06-25-2024
PG Rom-Com Without the Woke
No woke. Clean PG fish-out-of-water type Rom-Com. Nice scenery and actually funny if a bit cliché.
Created: 06-24-2024
Nonsense Lopez Produced Vanity Project
Over the top DEI again. The movie is heavily populated with Asian and black characters with almost no white ones. An AI robot states it's pronouns. There is so much potential for a fun if cliched turn your brain off action movie but it just fails miserably. The writing is bad, really bad. The acting is bad by almost everyone but Lopez in particular is just laughably awful and horribly miscast in the role. Does anyone actually believe 55 year old Lopez playing a 38 year old scientist and why does every scene look like she just stepped out of the hair salon with fresh makeup on? Maybe because she produced this garbage vanity project. Even if they had cast someone else the writing needed a major overhaul. Just one example early on the ship comes under fire in orbit and
none of the professional trained soldiers makes it yet this too stupid to live character makes it into a mech suit, manages to freefall from orbit blindly through a warzone without getting hit, never bothers to strap into the suit as instructed so just getting hammered around inside then barely gets the thrusters to activate right before impact with the surface and somehow survives just fine and isn't turned into ground beef on contact. Also the Mech suit suffers no damage from this and is functioning normally. This might actually be one the dumbest movies of the year.
Created: 06-24-2024
Alphabet Mafia Does Animated Pets
Gender ideology, Gay, Lesbian and Trans characters. In an animated show about animal pets in therapy. Complete garbage. Not funny at all. Just toilet humor and woke nonsense.
Created: 06-23-2024
Not Funny, Not Horror, DEI Heavy
Too many DEI background and secondary characters in a country that's 86 percent white. This is another horror/comedy with no horror or comedy. The acting is over the top trying to be funny, the comedy makes no sense and is just dumb. It's just silly not funny.
Created: 06-23-2024
More Gen Z Nonsense
Not really woke other than some DEI. As the other review stated this is brain dead Gen Z junk. The acting is fine and the 80's theme done is done ok but the script is not good. The comedy is just to stupid to be funny, the horror non existent. Nobody here is likeable. It isn't offensively bad it's just dumb.
Created: 06-21-2024
Good CG Apocalypse Animation
Not really woke though the one female character in the group is the best warrior before any of the male characters. She's not a Mary Sue or completely over powered however so not sure if it's intended or not. Good apocalypse CG animated movie with a good story and voice acting. Enjoyable but somewhat dark and depressing so not really for kids.
Created: 06-18-2024
Cliché Twister Ripoff
No Woke. Not a great movie by any means but turn your brain off disaster movie fun. Acting is average to bad and the story is
ridiculous and cliché but it's ok for some mindless fun.
Created: 06-18-2024
Surprisingly Watchable
Nothing woke. Pretty good movie. The first half and second half are very different in tone. The first half is more raunchy buddy comedy but than it takes a turn into more serious movie in the second half. Acting is good and fairly accurate to the time period. Worth a watch but you may be disappointed in where the second half of the movie ends up.
Created: 06-17-2024
Unfunny Woke Fest
Only watched the first episode and already DEI everywhere. In fact entire cast not one single white male. Interracial couple. Multiple gender ideology pronoun comments. Complete garbage. Never laughed once in the entire episode though I did roll my eyes nonstop. It tries so hard to be clever, funny and relevant and just swan dives off a cliff instead. Cancelled after one season, not surprised, should have been cancelled at the drawing board.
Created: 06-17-2024
