Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Very Well Made Low Budget Thriller
Nothing woke. Great acting. Very slow burn thriller done well. I originally thought some of the characters were doing stupid things due to writing but it turns out to be part of their character and it hold true throughout the movie so not bad writing. Not a lot of action and will not be for everyone but if you like early Tarantino or Coen brothers movies give it a try.
Created: 08-28-2024
Average Godzilla Movie To End Showa Era
No woke. Not bad but a step down from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla. The acting is ok but the FX are a very mixed bag. Some scenes look great some others look very cheap and terrible. The suits also are hit or miss. The monsters still act to human especially with the odd arm movements. There's also some out of place disjointed editing and jumps from scene to scene. The story is the same tired aliens plot from the last several movies. Still a somewhat enjoyable final entry in the Showa era of movies.
Created: 08-28-2024
Enjoyable for Kids and Adults Alike
No woke. The father is a paranoid idiot but he has a redemption arc and finds himself so I wouldn't call it woke. The voice acting is pretty good and the animation is above average but not great. Story is nothing original but it is well done and some funny characters and moments. Overall I enjoyed it and think it's a worthwhile animated movie.
Created: 08-27-2024
More Zero Effort Writing
Didn't notice any woke. I'm giving this a 1 only because some of the gator FX where ok. The acting is mediocre and the FX are passable but the writing, my God the writing. This was made by people who have never experienced a hurricane and didn't bother doing any research whatsoever. At the start it is stated a Category 5 is making landfall and a tv clearly shows it's right of the coast of Florida and most of the state is
covered by rain bands already. Keep in mind a Cat 5 is a MINIMUM of 157mph sustained winds. Not counting wind gusts that can be much higher. We are talking downed power lines and trees everywhere. Major home damage and completely leveled buildings. Flying large debris everywhere. Nothing depicted in this is even close to what a cat 5 looks like. The college isn't on lockdown and students are just going about there day. Not likely. Evacuations are still happening with roads full of cars. Again not likely all evacuations would be done by this point. Police are stationed at a blockade and later in the middle of the movie show up at the house in a boat. Nope, once that storm is coming in all emergency services are halted and you are on your own
until it is safe for them to start operations. Huge inconsistency with wind, some scenes the trees are really blowing and others there is no
movement at all. Character is standing outside at one point with her hair completely still. Character is out just casually driving around and looters
are out in boats, in the middle of a cat 5 hurricane. Sure. No storm shutters or boards are put up on any windows and nothing is put away from people yards, everything is just left out to fly around like a missile. This is standard procedure for anyone in FL when a hurricane is coming. Why is she crawling around in the mud under the house when the camera clearly shows there is standing room or at standing hunched over. Character actually out swims alligators even when they have the trajectory advantage over her. You must be kidding. A helicopter rooftop rescue in the middle of a Cat 5 landfall. I mean are they
even trying. This should of been an entertaining creature movie but they just couldn't be bothered with a little research and accuracy.
Created: 08-25-2024
Funny Fictional Parody
Didn't see anything woke. I may be in the minority here but I thought it was very funny. It's a silly fictional parody and not meant to be a true
to life biopic. The acting is good and there are a ton of easter eggs throughout as well as lots of cameos. It's light stupid fun in a rapid
fire humor sort of way. Some of the jokes don't land but many do and personally I thought it was a lot of fun. Whether or not you like Jerry Seinfeld will probably make a big difference in if you will like this or not.
Created: 08-21-2024
Finally A Return to Form For The Franchise
No woke. Finally a return to a more serious darker Godzilla. The acting is good and gone are the child actors and silly poor humor. This is a welcome return. More brutal fights and action with some actual blood spray. The story is the usual alien invasion again but it's done rather well. The FX look much better then the last few movies and it' just all around fun again. Skip the last 4 or so and go directly to this one.
Created: 08-19-2024
Better Than Excpected.
I didn't notice any woke. An actually good animated movie. Great voice acting and the animation is ok. The story is a little odd but its a
garfield movie so whatever. Lots of little Easter eggs for adults. I thought it was funny and enjoyed it a lot. If you like animated movies
that kids and adults can get into this one might do it for you.
Created: 08-18-2024
A Woke Place Day One
DEI heavy. Very few white people. All blacks are calm, sensible and keep it together during an alien apocalypse. All white people are screaming,
irrational, emotional idiots getting everyone killed. The main male character is a sniveling emotional incompetent moron who constantly screws up almost getting them killed. As others have noted the writing is very poor. The lead is not even American and another
mediocre to bad actor who Hollywood just keeps on casting because of DEI. The cat is laughable. He keeps randomly showing up in some scenes but not in others, then runs away but always comes back. He never makes a single sound. That cat should of disappeared or been killed at the very beginning. Anyone who know cats will recognize this. Apparently the writer thinks you can walk into a random pharmacy and grab fentanyl patches off the shelf. The military is in the streets within minutes of the event. Everybody just instantly knows that the aliens
are blind and not to make noise. That's the other thing, everyone makes so much noise all the time in this one. All the terror, dread and silence from the first two is gone in this one. The aliens seem to have selective hearing, only noticing things when the bad writing wants them too.
The pharmacy scene when it's no longer raining and the cat startles him so he bangs loudly into a shelf but nothing happens. May scenes its
obvious the sound has been removed as the characters are doing things that would make sound but you hear nothing. The main character is so illogical and unlikable right from the start. This is what happens when you hire an unproven director who's done nothing but shorts and low budget indie movies and hand him a 70 million dollar franchise movie.
Created: 08-17-2024
Not Woke, Just Really, Really, Terrible
Nothing woke I noticed. This is just garbage. It's filmed like it's in the 70's but there are smart phones and flat screen TVs. The story
is something out of a reject Ren fair script. The acting was....well I don't know what those was but it wasn't acting. It's basically
3 little p.o.s. terrorizing a town and it's citizens. They steal, vandalize and assault people at will and are just general little A-Holes.
If you want me to sit through an entire movie with 3 kids in it as the focus you better not write them like a bunch of future s#*! stains on
society. 10 minutes in and I was hoping their collective dirt bikes would explode and end the torture this was inflicting on my tv screen.
Created: 08-17-2024
The Weakest of the Franchise By Far
While there is a lot diversity in the casting the movie takes place on an international scale so not really sure it was done in a DEI way. I don't think its woke. The acting is good, the story is ok, the action, stunts and fx are top notch. John Wick is one of my favorite action movies and is an excellent example of realistic close quarters gun fights and weapons tactics. Each sequel after gets increasingly more over the top and I had hoped after the 3rd one they would tone it down a bit. Instead they went all the way up to 11. This is basically a Marvel superhero movie at this point. While I did still enjoy the movie it is so unbelievable stupid and impossibly ridiculous. First the bullets bounce off bulletproof suits as though they are wearing half inch steel plating. They are completely
unfazed with no bruising or injury's from impacts. Both the nightclub scenes and the car chase shootout have dozens of people shooting at
each other fighting with axes yet all pedestrians just completely ignore it like nothings happening. The blind assassin is superpowered
Daredevil complete with echolocation and is just terrible. John Wick is invincible at this point, absorbs hundreds of rounds, gets thrown down
I don't know how many flights of stairs, gets hit by multiple moving cars, jumps out a 4 story building and bounces of a car all without
any injury's whatsoever. No bruising, no broken bones not even any blood. In one laugh out loud scene the dog is thrown into oncoming traffic impacts a car window and just jumps up barking like nothing happened. Despite all this it is still very watchable.
Created: 08-17-2024
