Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Nothing woke but I did exit out at the 45 minute mark. The acting is fine and the cinematography and time period is well done. The main problem here is that it plays out more like a docudrama than an actual movie. There isn't really any plot or main storyline to follow and for some reason they decided to tell most of it from the point of view of one of the club members wives. That is the big problem is the character of Kathy the narrator. This might be one of the all time most annoying brain bleed inducing voices ever, and you will here it A LOT!
The movie isn't so much bad as it is just so pointless, meandering and dull. Like a wannabe Scorsese on valium.
Created: 03-30-2025
I didn't notice anything overly woke other than the ships first mate in real life was male and was gender swapped in the movie to female for
no reason other than DEI. The acting is mostly good and as far as I was able to tell the story seemed to be very accurate to the true events.
None of the usual overblown Hollywood 'lets make it better and add a bunch of things that never happened' nonsense.
It's a good story and an entertaining watch.
Created: 03-30-2025
Nothing woke. This is a terrible movie. The acting is truly awful but the beginning with the 'Cherry" actress is really a new low in acting.
She is so bad it's actually painful to watch. It's standard slasher movie cliches with nothing new. The killer is a generic slasher monster as
is the the story. Even the kills are boring and not worth watching it for. No scares, no gore just boredom.
Created: 03-28-2025
Black shaved head female head of assassins. Way to much DEI non white characters for 83% white UK. These movies have been done many time before by now. The aging hitman who doesn't want to retire. There is nothing new here but it's not particularly bad either. The acting is ok and the writing and action scenes are average. Waltz while a good actor is a bit miscast in the role but it's not terrible other than the ridiculous
idea that a 70 year old can repeatedly go to a club and take multiple 20 something women home all the time. Still you could do worse than this movie.
Created: 03-26-2025
Another Amateur No Budget Zombie Movie
I noticed nothing woke. While the story is average and nothing new it could of been a decent zombie movie. However the acting, dialog and
writing is awful. The zombie FX are weak, the actors clearly don't know anything about firearms. There is terrible looking excessive muzzzle
flash added to every gunshot. Characters are constantly chambering rounds right before firing the gun meaning they are walking around with
unloaded weapons all the time. The fight choreography is bad. Somehow vehicles are operating and running perfectly fine 10 years into the apocalypse even though gas and batteries would never be good for that long. Lead actress is supposed to be in her teens but is clearly not.
Created: 03-26-2025
Slightly Below Average Creature Horror
No really too woke but there is the beta weak father and the nasty agressive female character. The acting is average except for the asian
guy who is awful. This is a candidate for possible A.I. written script. It's not so much bad as just so cliche and average. This has every
creature feature cliché you can think of. There are no scares and although a decent amount of blood and gore it somehow still seems tame. The real weakness is the unlikable characters, every single one of them. This also features the extremely annoying and stupid Hollywood
'nailgun works like an actual gun' b.s. If you really like creature movies this is somewhat watchable.
Created: 03-24-2025
Woke Propaganda.
Where to start with how bad this piece of trash is. So we are to believe that Texas and California would form a military alliance. You have to be
joking. We have 4 journalists at the center of this 2 female, 1 black male and 1 Brazilian male. Of course they are the heroes, no white males.
The acting is really not very good. We start off with a protest in NYC that shows 'patriots' fighting with police and use a suicide bomber
waving the American flag. Really. No antifa or blm terrorists anywhere to be seen. All journalists and MSM are shown to be courageous, brave,
virtuous, noble and unbiased. You know the actual opposite of reality. The president is in his third term, uses airstrikes against Americans,
has abolished the FBI and hates journalists. This is clearly and not subtle at all meant to be Trump according to the leftist propaganda.
All bad people are white males who are also shown to be racist. In fact as far as I can remember almost all military soldiers and combatants are white males and are bad. Peaceful refugee camp appears to be mostly female and non white. They drive through a town in the middle of all this that appears to be completely untouched by any fighting and totally fine populated by white people. I can only remember there being one lone female combatant in the entire movie. She is black at the end of the movie and is only there so a POC can shoot the president. There is a lot of bad writing and stupidity throughout. The journalists constantly do stupid things. There appears to be no shortage of food, water, gas or basic supplies anywhere even though its a warzone and nobody can get through. There is a soldier in combat with a bright red Hawaiian shirt on and another one with bright red glasses. Way to stand out and be a target. We are never told either why there is a civil war. What started it? What is the goal of the WF? Who is leading them? The entire alliance is only 2 states out of the entire country and the rest of the states just sit there? It's not even much of a war as far as I can tell. Mostly just a few people in the middle of nowhere having gunfights and skirmishes.
This is pure leftist propaganda at it's worst and wouldn't be surprised if it was funded by the DNC dirty money.
Created: 03-22-2025
Cliche and Unoriginal
DEI heavy casting, multiple mixed race couples or love interests, multiple gay and lesbian characters. Very cliché teen sex comedy nothing original
to it at all. There are multiple scenes ripped straight out of other movies. The acting is average to bad. The jokes are all stale and telegraphed. The weird creepy teacher is not funny at all just very
disturbing. The adults in particular make no sense, nobody acts like these people do. While there may be a few humorous moments it just isn't
enough to make this one worth it.
Created: 03-13-2025
Much Better Than The Last One
Some DEI casting choices. Gender swapped Dr Paine who is a male villain in the comics and of course this one has to be good instead. I thought this was much better than the second one. There is still too much silly humor and the dance sequence was one of the most eye rolling cringe things I've seen in a while and served no purpose. The FX are all great and the writing was pretty good. They completely wasted Knull though and we will probably never get to see where this would of went. Still worth a watch in my opinion.
Created: 03-13-2025
The last of the theatrical released Ernest movies. By this time you should know what to expect from these movies and you wont be disappointed. If you like the previous ones this is more of the same. Acting and humor are on par with the previous films and this is a decent entry in the series. The humor while still stupid silly fun mostly works in a light hearted turn your brain off kind of way. Some of the jokes and setups (the runaway canon sequence in particular) go on for way to long and just become really silly and unfunny. I think it's a little better than the previous one but not by much
Created: 03-07-2025