Pha-Q woke's Reviews
If Fargo Was Super Woke.......And Terrible
Black lesbian female police captain. Multiple mixed race couples. Only white male character is a complete asshole cop. Way over the top DEI casting with very few white characters. All of this was in the 30 minutes of this I could stand to watch so there was most likely more to follow. The acting is ok I guess but the writing is so bad it may have been AI generated. Nothing makes sense and nobody does or acts like these characters do. Everyone acts like a complete braindead idiot all the time. This is a standard Fargo attempt by a complete inept filmmaker.
Created: 01-23-2025
Another Average Horror-Comedy
Cliché seen it all before slasher movie. The acting is mediocre the humor isn't funny and there are no scares. The only saving grace is the above average blood and gore fx and decent kills. The revenge story has been done to death so nothing new there and all the characters are very unlikable but they are meant to be so can't really ding it for that. It's an average horror/comedy until the final 30 minutes when it all falls apart and falls off a cliff. The motivations make no sense and story behind the character motivations are stupid.
Nothing makes no sense and the killers mask is just dumb not scary. Actually the hidden killers identity is obvious very early on
as is the big twist at the end.
The woke aspects require spoilers-
Lesbian kills herself because a straight girl rejected her advances and and then bullied her and made fun of her for it.
Her lesbian girlfriend is depressed and suicidal and saved by yet another lesbian so they decide
to go a revenge murder plot. Ridiculous.
Created: 01-16-2025
Actually Very Disturbing When Watched Today
It's been many years since I've watched this one and I'm actually shocked at the amount of woke political garbage that's present here.
The group of kids from the boys home are so unlikable and terrible and they are supposed to be the ones to root for. Well all the white kids are anyway, the single black kid is actually the only normal decent one in the group. In fact it's never really clear why he's even there. He never says or does anything to match up the awful white kids he's with. It's almost like a he's there because he's black statement.
Then there's the villain, the rich white land developer who is so over the top evil they portray him like some kind of crazed violent
mob boss. He attempts to shoot and murder someone in front of dozens of witnesses. Then there is the good virtuous native Americans who he is bullying and stealing from. The ending however is truly disturbing. The kids and Ernest turn into full on Antifa terrorists and violently attack the work site with dozens of employees sitting around eating lunch. They shoot flaming arrows at them setting things on fire and launch explosives into the middle of the camp blowing up vehicles and equipment with workers running and screaming. All while they cheer and laugh and look on like they are somehow heroes for this terrorist attack. The only reason this is getting a 2 is because there is some actual humor to be had from Ernest and Jim Varney has some very funny and classic scenes in this.
Created: 01-13-2025
Nothing Like The Original Graphic Novel
The previous review pretty much got it right so I won't waste a lot of time on this. Whatever this trash is it has nothing to do with The Crow graphic novel at all other than stealing some of the names. The story makes no sense, the character are boring and you know little about them or care about them. The acting is ok with the notable exception of Twiggs who is just terrible. The only positive is the well done FX during the action scenes. However there are really only a couple scenes and other than the good FX the action is actually boring as well. There is no reason whatsoever to watch this abomination.
Created: 01-13-2025
Excellent Animated Film With Some Incidental Woke Elements
This movie is low key woke in casting only. While not in your face and preachy it is absolutly there in the background. Out of the three main
characters only 1 is voiced by a white actor and he's the helpless gosling. The other 2 are Spanish and Black. All of the helper robots are female voiced as is the retrieval robot. Only the big bulky dumb security robots are male voiced. That I can remember there are only 2-3 scenes lasting only 2-3 seconds with human characters in them but it appeared they were almost all if not all female and mostly black. That being said these are minor things and in no way distract from how good this movie is but they should be noted. The animation and lighting is amazing the voice acting is all spot on and the story is great if a little sappy at times. Overall this is an incredible animated film and one of the better ones I've seen in some time.
Created: 01-12-2025
Standard Zombie Film With Incompetent Main Character
Nothing really woke. The acting and FX are pretty good. The story is very cliche and nothing new but it is all done very well and there is
good bit of action. As zombie apocalypse films go it's decent and worth a watch. The biggest problem is the main character. He is another one
of these too stupid too live types that should of died many times over. He makes every bad decision and keeps doing stupid things yet somehow manages to survive by sheer dumb luck or someone else saving him. He never learns anything or adapts to the horrors around him. Then for the finale just suddenly turns into Rambo. It's still worth a watch if you like zombie or apocalypses type movies.
Created: 01-12-2025
Decent Godzilla Film with Some Shoddy CG
No woke. An average Godzilla entry. The story is ok I guess for one of these. The acting is decent. There is a lot of action but unfortunately the monster villain only really shows up in the final 30 minutes. The rest of it is Godzilla and the humans vs a terrible looking CG ufo. The fx are a problem with this one. On one hand the Godzilla suit looks great. All the scenes involving practical fx and miniatures look very good. However the ufo and anything with CG looks terrible. Some of the explosions for some reason are done in CG and some in practical and it's painfully obvious. Overall I would still say this a completely watchable Godzilla film.
Created: 01-09-2025
Cheesy Silly Kids Movie
Elita one is an unlikable girl boss all the way. While Hemsworth does a good job sounding like Optimus should the actor playing Megatron
just sounds like himself reading a script. Nothing like the Megatron voice at all meaning he was most likely a DEI hire. The voice acing in general is hit or miss and the animation is decent but the story is nonsense. It's a silly slapstick kids movie that pays little attention to actual Transformers lore. Kids might like it but adults looking for a good transformers film should look elsewhere
Created: 01-08-2025
Unwatchable Trash
Full of unlikable girl boss types who all take center stage. The males are secondary and background characters. The acting is pretty bad
all around but especially by Cate Blanchett. This should have been rated R not PG-13 and is nothing like the games. Cate is way to old
to play that part. The story sucks, the action sucks, the jokes and dialog are terrible. This is a good candidate for worst video game adaptation ever.
Created: 01-08-2025
Pretty Good Godzilla Film
Nothing woke. A huge step up from the previous entry. The acting is good the story is still a bit silly but it does continue on from the last one and makes sense within the universe. The fx are generally very well done though there are some noticeably bad scenes as well. The monster fights are fantastic and the sets look great and there is a lot of action in this one.
The monster suits are generally good and interact well with each other and the environments. One of the better ones of the series in my opinion.
Created: 01-08-2025
