Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Funny Fictional Parody
Didn't see anything woke. I may be in the minority here but I thought it was very funny. It's a silly fictional parody and not meant to be a true
to life biopic. The acting is good and there are a ton of easter eggs throughout as well as lots of cameos. It's light stupid fun in a rapid
fire humor sort of way. Some of the jokes don't land but many do and personally I thought it was a lot of fun. Whether or not you like Jerry Seinfeld will probably make a big difference in if you will like this or not.
Created: 08-21-2024
Finally A Return to Form For The Franchise
No woke. Finally a return to a more serious darker Godzilla. The acting is good and gone are the child actors and silly poor humor. This is a welcome return. More brutal fights and action with some actual blood spray. The story is the usual alien invasion again but it's done rather well. The FX look much better then the last few movies and it' just all around fun again. Skip the last 4 or so and go directly to this one.
Created: 08-19-2024
Better Than Excpected.
I didn't notice any woke. An actually good animated movie. Great voice acting and the animation is ok. The story is a little odd but its a
garfield movie so whatever. Lots of little Easter eggs for adults. I thought it was funny and enjoyed it a lot. If you like animated movies
that kids and adults can get into this one might do it for you.
Created: 08-18-2024
A Woke Place Day One
DEI heavy. Very few white people. All blacks are calm, sensible and keep it together during an alien apocalypse. All white people are screaming,
irrational, emotional idiots getting everyone killed. The main male character is a sniveling emotional incompetent moron who constantly screws up almost getting them killed. As others have noted the writing is very poor. The lead is not even American and another
mediocre to bad actor who Hollywood just keeps on casting because of DEI. The cat is laughable. He keeps randomly showing up in some scenes but not in others, then runs away but always comes back. He never makes a single sound. That cat should of disappeared or been killed at the very beginning. Anyone who know cats will recognize this. Apparently the writer thinks you can walk into a random pharmacy and grab fentanyl patches off the shelf. The military is in the streets within minutes of the event. Everybody just instantly knows that the aliens
are blind and not to make noise. That's the other thing, everyone makes so much noise all the time in this one. All the terror, dread and silence from the first two is gone in this one. The aliens seem to have selective hearing, only noticing things when the bad writing wants them too.
The pharmacy scene when it's no longer raining and the cat startles him so he bangs loudly into a shelf but nothing happens. May scenes its
obvious the sound has been removed as the characters are doing things that would make sound but you hear nothing. The main character is so illogical and unlikable right from the start. This is what happens when you hire an unproven director who's done nothing but shorts and low budget indie movies and hand him a 70 million dollar franchise movie.
Created: 08-17-2024
Not Woke, Just Really, Really, Terrible
Nothing woke I noticed. This is just garbage. It's filmed like it's in the 70's but there are smart phones and flat screen TVs. The story
is something out of a reject Ren fair script. The acting was....well I don't know what those was but it wasn't acting. It's basically
3 little p.o.s. terrorizing a town and it's citizens. They steal, vandalize and assault people at will and are just general little A-Holes.
If you want me to sit through an entire movie with 3 kids in it as the focus you better not write them like a bunch of future s#*! stains on
society. 10 minutes in and I was hoping their collective dirt bikes would explode and end the torture this was inflicting on my tv screen.
Created: 08-17-2024
The Weakest of the Franchise By Far
While there is a lot diversity in the casting the movie takes place on an international scale so not really sure it was done in a DEI way. I don't think its woke. The acting is good, the story is ok, the action, stunts and fx are top notch. John Wick is one of my favorite action movies and is an excellent example of realistic close quarters gun fights and weapons tactics. Each sequel after gets increasingly more over the top and I had hoped after the 3rd one they would tone it down a bit. Instead they went all the way up to 11. This is basically a Marvel superhero movie at this point. While I did still enjoy the movie it is so unbelievable stupid and impossibly ridiculous. First the bullets bounce off bulletproof suits as though they are wearing half inch steel plating. They are completely
unfazed with no bruising or injury's from impacts. Both the nightclub scenes and the car chase shootout have dozens of people shooting at
each other fighting with axes yet all pedestrians just completely ignore it like nothings happening. The blind assassin is superpowered
Daredevil complete with echolocation and is just terrible. John Wick is invincible at this point, absorbs hundreds of rounds, gets thrown down
I don't know how many flights of stairs, gets hit by multiple moving cars, jumps out a 4 story building and bounces of a car all without
any injury's whatsoever. No bruising, no broken bones not even any blood. In one laugh out loud scene the dog is thrown into oncoming traffic impacts a car window and just jumps up barking like nothing happened. Despite all this it is still very watchable.
Created: 08-17-2024
More Childish Environmental Junk
This again has some of the environmentalist stuff. There is also a weird thing with the two main characters being male and it definitly gives off
a gay couple vibe. It is never mentioned but it really feels like they were being subtle about it. Opening scene is the 2 of themn on a riverside
picnic. I mean maybe in Japan straight friends go on picnics together? There are other little subtle things throughout as well. This oddly has
a complete lack of any female characters as well making it even more suspect. I don't know maybe I'm wrong and I guess I won't ding it too much for the ambiguously gay duo. This is about the same as the previous couple of movies. Child main actor, bad acting poor story, poor FX, no budget, heavy use of stock footage as well as reusing footage from past movies. This is another childish, silly entry scraping the bottom for the franchise. Another skip for this one.
Created: 08-16-2024
More Woke Netflix Garbage
A LOT of DEI especially for the time period and location. Black stepmother making the mixed race couple possible. DEI stepmother
is the only one who is noble and good, all the white people are bad. Basset who can actually act is just terrible here. So out of place
and bad attempt at accent. There is of course the usual feminist drivel. Armored trained knights have tried to kill the dragon but
all failed yet this lone girl who struggles to drag a small tree branch at the beginning of the film just magically and suddenly turns into
Rambo and defeats the dragon using only the power of the vag. Millie Brown is a mediocre actor at best who is constantly shoved down
audience throats by hollywood and you get all that mediocrity on display here. The CG is all over the place. Some scenes look pretty good
while others look terrible. The poor writing once again is the real downfall here. There is some modern out of place terminology used.
She gets thrown down a tall shaft and lands on rock yet the only injury she suffers is a scratch on the cheek. She's told by the dragon the
quiet ones live longer than proceeds to immediately wonder around the cave screaming and making as much noise as possible. She chops her hair off with a knife and the results are a perfect modern bob cut. The cave contains conveniently place items of use for her to stumble onto.
Dragon has so many opportunities to kill her and just doesn't for no reason. She should of died many times over. Armor plated men enter the cave and the dragon kills them all instantly yet she continues to live.
Created: 08-15-2024
Another Low Budget Childish Godzilla Entry
I didn't notice any woke. Godzilla continues it's decline in quality. Another entry with a child as the main character. Nonsense childish
story and mediocre acting. An obvious lack of budget causes them to reuse monster scenes from previous movies. The new scenes don't look very good. This is another one it's safe to pass on. Maybe ok for kids only.
Created: 08-13-2024
Godzilla The Environmentalist
So this is basically just environmentalist propaganda and while not really woke in the traditional sense it is kind of woke in it's own way hence the 1 woke score. The acting is not great with much of the film focusing on an annoying child with bad acting. The story is just garbage. Pollution and sewage dumped in the ocean has created a giant turd monster. Literally. It's nonstop preaching about pollution and the environment. Long lingering shots of sewage runoff and floating debris that last forever. Strange out of place musical numbers. Random animated sequences. The Hedorah costume looks terrible, the fight scenes are laughable. Long scenes of the two monsters staring at
each other waving their arms in what looks like sign language?. This is even worse than All Monsters Attack.
Created: 08-12-2024
