Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Not Bad But A Little Hard To Watch
Nothing woke. This is a little difficult to rate as I expected more of a comedy. While there is some humor it's more dramady and deals heavily
with the holocaust. Well acted and directed with wonderful cinematography the tour through Poland is hard to watch sometimes. The other problem is that the Benji character is just so damn unlikable. I realize he has problems and that is what they were going for but Damn I really wanted to punch him in the face several times. I would say this is definitely worth a one time watch just don't expect a light comedy.
Created: 03-04-2025
Could of Been So Much Better
Nothing woke. Well acted and somewhere in there is a really great courtroom drama buried under some terrible inept script writing. This guy is a writer for a lifestyle magazine yet has never heard of this case that happened on the same night at the exact spot he thinks he hit a deer. There is no way either lawyer finds out one of them is an ex homicide detective. Then the black guy that works at a boys and girls club whos brother was killed by the gang the guy on trial used to be a member of years ago and somehow nobody knows knows that either. The suspect gets arrested for murder with literally no evidence whatsoever other than an old guy who supposedly can identify him from 300 yards in the pouring rain but doesn't see it's not his car. The defense attorney is the worst at his job ever as that would of been discredited in about 5 seconds. The entire jury seems to be made up of weak minded fools who are instantly swayed back and forth with a single sentence. His wife finds out he may have killed someone and is just instantly ok with it and fine with him sending an innocent person to jail. There way to many script problems to list all of them but that is just a few of the big ones. I still managed to sit through the whole thing but it requires you be able to laugh off the nonsense as it comes.
Created: 03-04-2025
Maximum Woke
Pretty much every single leftist woke checkbox imaginable. Race swapped the adoptive mother from a red head white woman to Indian so they could have that mixed race couple. The show is set in Oregon with a 72 percent white population yet white seems to be the minority here. TV Naomi is said to be bi-sexual with an ex boyfriend and a current purple haired lesbian love interest. Nowhere that I am aware of is this accurate to original comic book character. The parents openly talk about her discuss her bi-sexuality like its totally normal. Why is a show about 16 year old's focusing on sexual orientation anyway. Beyond all that nonsense the acting and dialogue is terrible. Everything about this screams bad 90's teen network show right down to the awful camera angles and editing and even the CG. The episode 1 CG sequence with the superman fight was so bad it had me laughing. No shock this was canceled in 1 season.
Created: 03-02-2025
The Best Ernest Movie For What It's Worth
Nothing woke. This one mostly works and in my opinioon is probably the best of all the Ernest movies. The acting and humor is mostly
funny though sometimes just silly. The story is of course silly but it still has the spirit of the original while maximizing what worked for that one and dumping what didn't. It's still silly stupid fun but with a much better script and humor.
Created: 03-01-2025
More PG Horror Lite Fare
Some minor token DEI casting. Strictly PG horror, no scares, no blood. Bad acting and generic story. I'm not sure how they talked
Justin Long and Ali Larter into appearaing in this no budget junk.
Created: 03-01-2025
Cliché with Unlikable Characters
Some DEI checkbox casting in some early scenes. The acting is good and the FX are well done. The problem here is that it's all been done before.
As soon as you realilze what kind of movie it is you can see every little plot detail coming a mile away. Then theres the main characters who
are rather unlikable especially the female who does nothing at the start but complain about every thing the male character does and puts him
down at every opportunity. They make some stupid irrational decisions that don't help the story at all. It's not really so much that it's a bad movie as its just so mediocre and unoriginal.
Created: 02-27-2025
Decent Non Disney Marvel Movie
I didn't notice any woke. The acting is pretty good and the story while not comics accurate is still a decent adaptation. The CG again is
is mostly good but there are a few instances of noticably shoddy scenes. I actually enjoyed this for what it was. It's a shame it did so
poorly in theaters as it would of been nice to see where all the character setups could of gone.
Created: 02-26-2025
Another Poor Godzilla Movie
Nothing woke. While both the miniatures and cg FX look pretty good this time, the monsters don't. The story is just silly with the plot ignoring all past movies and playing as a direct sequel to the original with all the souls of those killed during the war inhabiting Godzilla's body for revenge and the other monsters are guardians trying to stop it. Far too much screen time is taken up with the human
characters and not nearly enough with Zombizilla and the other monsters. The story is too ridiculous and the acting is pretty bad by everyone with some odd slapstick eye rolling attempts at humor to make it worse.
Created: 02-26-2025
Not Much of a Comedy
I saw nothing woke in the first 2 episodes. This one is a little hard to rate as it's very well done. The acting is great, the writing, story and dialog are all good. The problem for me though is that while it's labels a dark comedy it's not really funny. I mean yes the characters are a
little goofy but the story is so messed up and the Dr Ike character so slimy it's hard to find any humor. Then there's Marty who we are supposed to feel bad for but is so incredibly pathetic and whiny it's really hard to have any sympathy for him, he just comes off as a little annoying. I'm not familiar with the true story so I don't know how accurate it is. I still rated it average because it's not a bad show and if you can take the characters you may enjoy it more than I did.
Created: 02-26-2025
Poor Writing and Too Stupid to Live Main Character
Nothing woke. Yet another movie with awful writing and characters. Set 10 years after an apocalypse of some sort. There is no dialogue of any
sort in the entire movie and it makes no sense at all. There is no reason given and all the characters grunt and make sounds but just refuse to
speak. It's so stupid, if you want to make a silent movie than at least give a reason for it otherwise it just comes off as annoying and dumb.
Literally a sentence at the beginning explaining a chemical weapon or virus that destroyed vocal chords and your done. The main character is so
stupid it's hard to believe he could manage day to day life currently much less survive 10 years into an apocalypse. Roaming packs of murderous dogs that don't seem all that dangerous and seem to have lost the ability to smell as they can't locate people right next to them. The shelter appears to be a loose gathering of twigs covering an opening for a door so no security at all and the dogs could just push their way right in if they just remembered to smell. There seems to be a food issue as we are shown a dead fish at one point and people are resorting to cannibalism yet there are animals roaming around and there are clearly trees and other vegetation growing I'm not sure why nobody is growing any food. This is just a really poorly thought out and lazy written film with an idiot main character who would of died on day one.
Created: 02-24-2025
