I didn't notice any woke. While the story has it's cliches it's generally well done. Good acting and writing. The humor is actually funny.
You find anything original or groundbreaking but for what it is is very well done.

Like a Bad Remake of Twins

Another mixed race couple. Brolins character is a complete sniveling beta. Black family has an adopted white son. White family are
criminals while the black family are good upstanding citizens, except of course for the loser white adopted son. Evil white prison guard.
Racist bad white judge. It's like someone tried to remake Twins but instead turned it into this disaster. There are some great actors in this
that are completely wasted. At no time are Brolin and Dinklage believable as brothers. There is no chemistry between them whatsoever. Fraser is an over the top silly comedic caricature. Rarely is any of the humor actually funny and the script in one big cliché.

A little Woke with The Usual Terrible Script

For woke there is the now common white female black male 'good' characters helped by the good competant black female 911 operator to
track down the evil white male abductor while getting no help from the incompetent white male police sgt. The acting is bad the story and writing are the now common unrealistic, unbelievable nonsense that is everywhere in movies and tv now. Does anybody actually read
these scripts before they get greenlit? Nothing that happens here is in the least bit plausable and the idea behind the story is actually not
a bad one if it's just written and directed by anyone with half a brain and some common sense.

Woke consists of DEI casting resulting in 2 mixed race couples. The single father is a drunk loser while the daughter seems to be the responsible one. The acting is bad, the dialogue is terrible the music is out of place for the scenes. The story is the standard lost at sea cliché. Just an example of how lazy the film makers are, this takes place in the FL Keys but all the background scenes have mountains clearly visible everywhere.

Slightly Below Average Horror/Comedy

Nothing really woke. The acting is ok but the humor isn't really funny everyone just comes off as annoying. There is plenty of
blood and but no scares. It's more comedy than horror really and it's watchable if your bored just don't expect a great movie.

Low Budget Mediocre Sci-Fi

The movie is basically 1 black male and 2 white females so theres that. The only white male who looks way more capable of survival
than either of these horibly miscast females has a 10 second scene where his whole job is sitting in a corner handing out weapons, ammo
and supplies to others. The lead male is pretty much a beta to the more capable females. The acting and writing are terrible. None of these characters are believable in their ability to survive an apocalypse scenario. The annoying kid can barely make it through the night without a breathing machine somehow has lasted 3 years. The budget
is so small the survival groups camp has no actual people in it just this small handful of idiots who would never survive.

If Fargo Was Super Woke.......And Terrible

Black lesbian female police captain. Multiple mixed race couples. Only white male character is a complete asshole cop. Way over the top DEI casting with very few white characters. All of this was in the 30 minutes of this I could stand to watch so there was most likely more to follow. The acting is ok I guess but the writing is so bad it may have been AI generated. Nothing makes sense and nobody does or acts like these characters do. Everyone acts like a complete braindead idiot all the time. This is a standard Fargo attempt by a complete inept filmmaker.

Another Average Horror-Comedy

Cliché seen it all before slasher movie. The acting is mediocre the humor isn't funny and there are no scares. The only saving grace is the above average blood and gore fx and decent kills. The revenge story has been done to death so nothing new there and all the characters are very unlikable but they are meant to be so can't really ding it for that. It's an average horror/comedy until the final 30 minutes when it all falls apart and falls off a cliff. The motivations make no sense and story behind the character motivations are stupid.
Nothing makes no sense and the killers mask is just dumb not scary. Actually the hidden killers identity is obvious very early on
as is the big twist at the end.

The woke aspects require spoilers-

Lesbian kills herself because a straight girl rejected her advances and and then bullied her and made fun of her for it.
Her lesbian girlfriend is depressed and suicidal and saved by yet another lesbian so they decide
to go a revenge murder plot. Ridiculous.

Actually Very Disturbing When Watched Today

It's been many years since I've watched this one and I'm actually shocked at the amount of woke political garbage that's present here.
The group of kids from the boys home are so unlikable and terrible and they are supposed to be the ones to root for. Well all the white kids are anyway, the single black kid is actually the only normal decent one in the group. In fact it's never really clear why he's even there. He never says or does anything to match up the awful white kids he's with. It's almost like a he's there because he's black statement.
Then there's the villain, the rich white land developer who is so over the top evil they portray him like some kind of crazed violent
mob boss. He attempts to shoot and murder someone in front of dozens of witnesses. Then there is the good virtuous native Americans who he is bullying and stealing from. The ending however is truly disturbing. The kids and Ernest turn into full on Antifa terrorists and violently attack the work site with dozens of employees sitting around eating lunch. They shoot flaming arrows at them setting things on fire and launch explosives into the middle of the camp blowing up vehicles and equipment with workers running and screaming. All while they cheer and laugh and look on like they are somehow heroes for this terrorist attack. The only reason this is getting a 2 is because there is some actual humor to be had from Ernest and Jim Varney has some very funny and classic scenes in this.

Nothing Like The Original Graphic Novel

The previous review pretty much got it right so I won't waste a lot of time on this. Whatever this trash is it has nothing to do with The Crow graphic novel at all other than stealing some of the names. The story makes no sense, the character are boring and you know little about them or care about them. The acting is ok with the notable exception of Twiggs who is just terrible. The only positive is the well done FX during the action scenes. However there are really only a couple scenes and other than the good FX the action is actually boring as well. There is no reason whatsoever to watch this abomination.