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This might actually be worse than the last one. Spanish DEI leads with all their DEI friends are back from the previous movie including the black lesbian now in a mixed race couple. Gail is now also seeing a black man half her age. Black lesbian wears a shirt that says 'strong femme lead' .All of the dei characters are nasty, unlikable, aggressive borderline violent characters. Lead assaults' a white male character by tazing him in the groin and claims he trying to date rape her sister, even though
her sister is telling her she wants to go and he's basically falling over drunk. The writing and acting again is awful, spoilers follow..................
Sam's therapist a white male of course has her tell him about her trauma then appears to almost shit himself in fear and threatens to report her to the police. For what exactly? That would never happen, he would be sued and probably lose his license. Killer in full costume chases them down the st of New York city and into a store full of customers and starts killing people. The cashier misses a point blank shot with shotgun and the killer gets away as the police take forever to arrive. A very loud attack with people screaming takes place in an apartment and non of the neighbors seem to notice or call the police. The same nonsense with Sam seeing and hearing Billy from the last movie is here as well. Killer attacks very slowly a character on a crowded subway and nobody sees anything. Characters are shot and stabbed repeatedly and appear to be almost dead than are magically fine 2 minutes later and act like nothing happened. The killers are of course a white family. The final 30 minutes just like the last movie are complete stupid silly embarrassingly bad nonsense. The black super twins appear to have DEI immortality at this point as they are able to survive an impossible amount of bodily harm that would easily have killed a straight white person. Once you realize who the killers are it makes the scene with ghostface standing over Quinn menacingly stupid and pointless as they are the only 2 in the room. You also realize tiny Quinn is the one who attacks in Gail's apartment and is able to overpower and dispatch a large 38 year old male with ease but can't manage to kill 60 year old Gail who has been stabbed 3 times. What is the point of faking Quinn's death? It serves no purpose within the movie having the characters think she's dead, its cheap bad writing that's only there to try to trick the audience.
The entire premise behind Richie's family trying to get revenge is complete nonsense. Once Richie's identity is found out in the last movie
his family would of been all over the news everywhere. Ghostface killings would be major national news at this point. Especially considering his father is a longtime police officer whos son is the serial killer!! There is no way nobody would know who these people are especially the FBI agent!!

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Created: 04-29-2025

Wokeness 5/5
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Overall 1/5
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Holy wokefest where to start with this. Way over the top overrepresentation in DEI hires. Woodsboro is suddenly the most diverse place on earth. The leads are Spanish sisters and the friends check every single box. The black twins, the Asian one, and the lesbian. There is not one single same race couple in this entire movie and there are a lot. Spanish sister is with a white male. The other Spanish sister has a white male love interest. The black male twin is with a white female. The two black twins mom is Randy's white sister from the first 2 so even though we never see it there is another obvious mixed race. Minor spoiler.....Spanish sister is Billy Loomis daughter so even Billy has been turned into a mixed race couple from the grave. The black
lesbian hooks up with an Asian girl. Hell even the killers are a mixed race couple. Complete Woke nonsense. Then they go on a speech about 'toxic fans' who don't like new movies being made ironically just like this one that shits all over originals with no originality whatsoever. Spoiler......one of the main killers is.... shocking a white male 'toxic fan' who hates what the Stab movies are doing to the franchise in the scream universe. Even the motive is woke garbage. Spoiler....every single person killed is white, not one of the many minorities is killed with the exception of one of the killers. The acting by most of the new cast is not very good and the dialog is typical of badly written modern movies. This also suffers the now common lazy garbage writing in everything now. Some examples-There is a loud violent attack in a hospital lounge with a security guard and nurse station right outside the door
and nobody hears anything. Sherriff goes flying down the street in a residential neighborhood in the middle of the day with siren blaring and tires screeching to a halt then gets attacked outside in broad daylight and not one neighbor sees or hears anything. Sam seeing and hearing Billy makes zero sense as she never met, saw or heard him ever in her life. A hospital with no staff around and almost no lights on. Dewey once again can't hit a target standing right in front of him. The final half
hour at the house goes into full silly parody territory. This is yet another unoriginal unnecessary, soulless woke desecration of a great franchise that should of never happened.

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Created: 04-26-2025

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Overall 3/5
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Nothing Woke. This is close in quality to 3 except maybe a little bit worse. Still watchable but some of writing is not so and there is some
problems with characters doing stupid things. Non of these characters is very likable either unlike with the original. For some unexplained reason
Dewey is suddenly totally normal with no limp or lame arm from the 2nd and 3rd one. He now for some reason also can't hit a target 20ft in front of him with multiple shots. There is also a very creepy comment from a police officer talking about a high school girl saying 'she can live next to me'. It's a very weird creepy pedo groomer moment and there is no reason for it.

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Created: 04-22-2025

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Overall 4/5
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Nothing really woke in this one. One instance of a black character making a comment about how hard it is to get work as an actor if your
black. That's really all I remember. This is the weakest of the OG trilogy. I rated it the same as the 2nd one but really probably more like
a 3.5 but you can give half points on this site. The acting is mostly ok but there are a few not so good actors as well. The story is ok I guess and is written to kind of tie everything together. The writing though is not as good. More problems with characters doing stupid things and some really stretches in logic and a few holes in the story that aren't explained and doing add up. Still worth watching and an ok ending to the trilogy.

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Created: 04-22-2025

Wokeness 1/5
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Overall 4/5
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A small amount of DEI overrepresentation in general casting. The opening scene with the black couple and Jada Smith being an openly racist
white hating nasty p.o.s. is disgusting. Brandy as the best friend is arguably a DEI hire as her acting is pretty bad. It's all small things
and the movie overall isn't really woke other than that. The writing is a little weaker than the first one with some questionable scenes and
Metcalf's acting isn't very good particularly the last half hour. Still a generally good movie and a worth sequel.

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Created: 04-22-2025

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Overall 5/5
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Nothing woke. This still holds up very well. Acting is good, the suspense and fx are well done. The writing is generally great though
there are a few problems its not enough to detract from the overall movie. A great 90's slasher classic.

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Created: 04-22-2025

Wokeness 3/5
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DEI black boyfriend for the white female lead is a horrible actor and only there for the mixed race couple check mark. The white male security guard has a black daughter. A lot of DEI overrepresentation in general. A large male security guard gets overpowered and manhandled by a tine
petite female. This is a complete mess of a movie. No comedy or horror despite those are the genres it listed in. This is one of those movies
where all the characters are made to act unrealistically and crazy for no reason other than to try to make a odd quirky movie just to be weird.
Despite all the music and product placement it never really feels like it takes place in the 90's either. Just another pretentious indie movie
whos director thinks they are clever.

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Created: 04-18-2025

Wokeness 2/5
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Overall 2/5
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Once again we have a British movie where the black population is less than 4 percent yet we have a black male character with the only white
male in the movie other than the child being the dead father. Even the fire fighters that show up none are seen or heard talk except for
1 female fire fighter. The acting is average at best the FX are minimal and not very well done. There are hardly any scares with only a few
lame jump scares and loud blaring noises. The creature is only ever seen in very dark or blurry fast moving scenes and the little you do see
of it doesn't look very good and definitely not scary. Very slow moving and boring for the most part.

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Created: 04-18-2025

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I didn't notice any woke but I only survived 30 minutes of this abomination. Typical fish out of water with misfit kids story. The acting
is pretty bad espicailly by the kids. They are the biggest problem with this movie. In order for this to work you need to like or at least
be hoping it turns out ok for the kids. These kids have no redeeming value at all. These are the worst p.o.s. little assholes you will ever see.
Within 10 minutes I already hated them and was hoping they would all fall into a wood chipper and be done with. The writing is just garbage and none of the jokes are funny. There is no world where child services would see that house with those appalling living conditions combined
with the disgusting filthy appearance of the kids and not instantly take them away. Complete nonsense.

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Created: 04-16-2025

Wokeness 4/5
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Overall 2/5
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Gay mixed race brown/white lead couple whos entire story seems to be 'we are gay and life is hard for us' Their acting is by far the worst of the bunch and they are so over the top all over each other obnoxiously super gay. Asian female house sitter/friend fill out the DEI boxes. This is yet another failed horror/comedy. The horror is not scary and more of the silly parody type. The comedy is unfunny awkward eye rolling cringe humor. Parker Posey is actually the best thing about this movie but has hardly any screen time so it's not worth watching just for her scenes.

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Created: 04-12-2025

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