Pha-Q woke's Reviews
More PG Horror Lite Fare
Some minor token DEI casting. Strictly PG horror, no scares, no blood. Bad acting and generic story. I'm not sure how they talked
Justin Long and Ali Larter into appearaing in this no budget junk.
Created: 03-01-2025
Cliché with Unlikable Characters
Some DEI checkbox casting in some early scenes. The acting is good and the FX are well done. The problem here is that it's all been done before.
As soon as you realilze what kind of movie it is you can see every little plot detail coming a mile away. Then theres the main characters who
are rather unlikable especially the female who does nothing at the start but complain about every thing the male character does and puts him
down at every opportunity. They make some stupid irrational decisions that don't help the story at all. It's not really so much that it's a bad movie as its just so mediocre and unoriginal.
Created: 02-27-2025
Decent Non Disney Marvel Movie
I didn't notice any woke. The acting is pretty good and the story while not comics accurate is still a decent adaptation. The CG again is
is mostly good but there are a few instances of noticably shoddy scenes. I actually enjoyed this for what it was. It's a shame it did so
poorly in theaters as it would of been nice to see where all the character setups could of gone.
Created: 02-26-2025
Another Poor Godzilla Movie
Nothing woke. While both the miniatures and cg FX look pretty good this time, the monsters don't. The story is just silly with the plot ignoring all past movies and playing as a direct sequel to the original with all the souls of those killed during the war inhabiting Godzilla's body for revenge and the other monsters are guardians trying to stop it. Far too much screen time is taken up with the human
characters and not nearly enough with Zombizilla and the other monsters. The story is too ridiculous and the acting is pretty bad by everyone with some odd slapstick eye rolling attempts at humor to make it worse.
Created: 02-26-2025
Not Much of a Comedy
I saw nothing woke in the first 2 episodes. This one is a little hard to rate as it's very well done. The acting is great, the writing, story and dialog are all good. The problem for me though is that while it's labels a dark comedy it's not really funny. I mean yes the characters are a
little goofy but the story is so messed up and the Dr Ike character so slimy it's hard to find any humor. Then there's Marty who we are supposed to feel bad for but is so incredibly pathetic and whiny it's really hard to have any sympathy for him, he just comes off as a little annoying. I'm not familiar with the true story so I don't know how accurate it is. I still rated it average because it's not a bad show and if you can take the characters you may enjoy it more than I did.
Created: 02-26-2025
Poor Writing and Too Stupid to Live Main Character
Nothing woke. Yet another movie with awful writing and characters. Set 10 years after an apocalypse of some sort. There is no dialogue of any
sort in the entire movie and it makes no sense at all. There is no reason given and all the characters grunt and make sounds but just refuse to
speak. It's so stupid, if you want to make a silent movie than at least give a reason for it otherwise it just comes off as annoying and dumb.
Literally a sentence at the beginning explaining a chemical weapon or virus that destroyed vocal chords and your done. The main character is so
stupid it's hard to believe he could manage day to day life currently much less survive 10 years into an apocalypse. Roaming packs of murderous dogs that don't seem all that dangerous and seem to have lost the ability to smell as they can't locate people right next to them. The shelter appears to be a loose gathering of twigs covering an opening for a door so no security at all and the dogs could just push their way right in if they just remembered to smell. There seems to be a food issue as we are shown a dead fish at one point and people are resorting to cannibalism yet there are animals roaming around and there are clearly trees and other vegetation growing I'm not sure why nobody is growing any food. This is just a really poorly thought out and lazy written film with an idiot main character who would of died on day one.
Created: 02-24-2025
No Horror, No Comedy, Just Woke
Way over the top DEI representation and casting in non white and alphabet mafia characters. Multiple obese body positive female
castings. All the white males are either betas, drug dealers, sex offenders, murderers or just all around bad characters while the
DEI's are all portrayed as good people. The acting is mostly awful but there are a few decent performances. The writing is laughably
bad in particular to how operations and preceding's go on a cruise ship. It's like a really bad teen CW show from the 90's with some bad language thrown in to try to make it seem edgy. There is also no comedy and not horror just eye rolling garbage.
Created: 02-21-2025
Watchable but Very Slow and Not Really Horror
Nothing really woke. The cast is almost all women but it makes sense within the story why the men are all gone. The acting is
good and the cinematography is excellent with some wonderful shots. Unfortunately that's about all it has going for it. While it does
an excellent job of showing the hard life of the period living in the dust bowl it does so at a such a dull slow pace. It's another case
of mis-marketing it as horror when it's not at all. There's some attempts at jump scares that don't even work and they shoot a lot of the
scenes in such a way with angels and ominous music to seem like it should be horror but what's happening in the scene doesn't match what they are trying to convey. There's also a lot of characters thinking they see something moving or hear something but nothing ever happens.
Created: 02-20-2025
An Actual Decent Kevin Smith Movie??
Nothing woke. A bit different from modern Kevin smith movies. More like his earlier ones actually though a bit tamer in content. Not as
funny as some but I actually liked it better than I thought I would. It's a lighter toned down version of Smith and it actually works rather
well. I would say if you liked early Smith than give this one a shot.
Created: 02-18-2025
Worst Main Character Ever
Lead female character is the typical modern feminist while every single male character around her is a pathetic cowardly beta.
This might be the most unlikable, rude, arrogant, nasty, aggressive character ever. By the 20 minute mark I hated her so much I was
hoping she would just die horribly. That's not what you want for your main character when you want people to root for her to survive.
Then there is the now common awful writing. Why would her father leave her in charge of the restaurant when he clearly knows w3hat an
unhinged idiot loser she is. But then again he's not too bright either. Why would you leave your dinner open all night with 2 employees
'just in case someone comes in'? The operating cost and employee salaries means you are losing money every single night. Then the sheriff
shows up in the middle on the night and finds out the kids terrorizer her are probably the same psychotic killers from a horrible murder
earlier in the night. So what does he do? Call it in immediately for backup and locks the building down until help gets there? Hell no
not this moron, he jumps up making a scene, grabs her and drags her outside in the wide open then stops halfway to the car and stands
there exposed so he can explain it too her. What idiot got paid to write this stupidity.
Created: 02-17-2025
