Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Nothing woke. This is a great parody on Star Trek that still hold up pretty well. The VFX still mostly look good, the acting is good the jokes are funny. It's even better if you are familiar with the Star Trek shows. The writing is decent if a little corny at times. I'm probably rating this a little high but this is one I saw when it came out and still watch it on a regular basis.
Created: 07-21-2025
A decently entertaining show ruined by the usual Disney/Marvel ideology. There is a lot of DEI overrepresentation specifically in the
London scenes. The biggest problem is the Layla character another Mary Sue with no flaws and who is better than the male main character
pretty much all the time. She also has no problem fighting off male characters much bigger than herself. But even worse they hijacked the
Scarlet Scarab male character from the comics and gender swapped him. Worse still there is an eyerolling scene where a little girl asks
her if she's first Egyptian super hero and she says yes, stealing this title as well from the actual Scarlet Scarab Abdul Faoul. Gender or
race swapping immediately gets a high woke rating! All of that
nonsense aside this was still a pretty entertaining show. The acting is pretty good and the writing isn't the worst though there are some
problems. The VFX are passable though again some scenes are not so great. The action scenes are a mixed bag with some of the fight sequences in particular not looking the best. Still it's not a bad watch despite the gender politics.
Created: 07-20-2025
This isn't really woke but there is 1 scene where a nun reveals she's a lesbian. It's unnecessary and forced and just feels like a virtue signal.
This turned out to be fun movie with no woke other than the one scene. The acting is good and writing is generally well done. The scene with the
inspector could of been handled better. That's not at all how the process works and is completely unrealistic and dramatized. That's probably my biggest writing complaint. You will probably get more out of this if you have Italian background, or friends or at least more familiar with the people and culture. It's PG so generally a clean movie with some mild innuendo but that's it. I found it be a fun enjoyable movie.
Created: 07-19-2025
DEI overrepresentation, the usual strong feminist characters to weaker, secondary males. I gave up at about an hour in so there may be more woke later on. This is more of the same bland cliché soulless drivel coming out of Hollywood now. The idea behind it isn't bad but the execution is horrible. I would of never guessed this was directed by Guy Ritchie. The action scenes are somehow boring, the VFX are all over the place with some painfully obvious greenscreen. The dialog is terrible and the usual lazy bad writing in everything now. Being an international criminal wanted by Interpol apparently doesn't stop you
from using your real name everywhere you go. Bringing up a ship that's been sunk in the ocean saltwater for over 100 years and you can just pull open metal hatches and doorways with ease. The jokes and humor is nonstop and most of it isn't funny, its annoying, silly and cheesy. The pacing is off and there is no flow to anything, it all just happens. Then there is Portman's acting, what happened? She is terrible here, her acting is so stiff and wooden, with bad line delivery and minimal facial expressions.
Created: 07-19-2025
How does something this awful gross almost 1 billion dollars. I only lasted about 40 minutes so the woke may get worse but all I saw was the
obese body positive DEI female who has no problem with athletics. There seems like they were also starting in with the female smart and capable men stupid nonsense but I'm not sure. The FX are actually decent but the acting writing and story are terrible. I'm not sure who this is actually for other than maybe kids it's all so stupid and dumb. Characters just magically know how to do things without being told within the new environment. What year is this supposed to be anyway. Everything looks like it's the 70's, clothes, cars, homes and furniture, but Garrett was the champion in 1989 and that was well in the past. Then there are references to the internet and social media as well as smart phones. It's just really lazy bad writing.
Created: 07-17-2025
What a terrible movie. There is some of the usual DEI casting choices and feminist characters. Every single character is unlikable and
annoying. They attempt to portray the daughter as the only 'good' character but she's really just the typical brainwashed stupid leftist.
The acting is all over the place, the story and dialog is nonsense. Despite being listed as both comedy and horror there is nothing funny
or horror about it. The VFX are about on par with a DTV 90's movie. The unicorns in particular are laugh out loud terrible every time you
see them.
Created: 07-15-2025
Finally a real Rated R true horror movie. The only real woke would be the token Asian character and half Puerto Rican character. The only white male character is the typical coward, selfish beta. There is also a single comment about a female character dating another female. It's minor and even the white male being an asshat is only really a couple scenes. The acting, writing and story are all decent. I am not familiar with the game this is based on so I don't how close it is to that. The kills are pretty good and there is some great gory death scenes. Overall one of the better horror movies I've seen in a while.
Created: 07-11-2025
The husband and wife are the usual beta coward husband to the feminist nasty, rude unlikable wife treating her husband like shit and nothing
is her fault. The acting is ok but this is way to long and boring. The first hour and a half just drags on forever. There are so many red flags
and warning signs here right from the start that they just ignore like its nothing. Even without that it's not like the couple is charming,
personalbe or likeable. They are weird and awkward and hard to believe they are able to get this many people to fall for their bs. Then of course
at the end once it all falls apart the wife is the one fighting back, saving her husbands life and defending everyone while he just does nothing.
Even the daughter manages to do more than the weak beta father.
Created: 07-09-2025
Nothing really woke. This isn't a bad movie but you've seen it before. It's the typical no budget small business struggling to stay alive against the rich big business down the street. The acting is ok but everything is such a cliché you can see it all coming a mile away. It's an ok watch and probably a little more so for anyone who remembers small local brick and mortar comic shops from the 90's.
Created: 07-09-2025
The usual DEI overrepresentation we expect from marvel. Kate is a Mary Sue. She is as good as Hawkeye at everything. I don't care if you are
a trained competition blackbelt or a top competition archer. She is making ridiculous combat high stress shots right at the start and taking on multiple large male assailants by herself and manhandling them. She never has to train she's just amazing. She takes on Kingpin, by herself, in close quarters hand to hand, and WINS!!?? Sure why not. All the men other than Hawkeye are bumbling fools or villains. All the females are good, even the so called 'villains' turn out to be misunderstood or forced into it and had no choice. There is a completely pointless forced random scene arguing about a tote bag just so a female character can say 'my wife gave it to me.' It's not really preachy about any of it but it is present. Besides all the woke I did find it entertaining. The writing is for the most part good, the acting it good, the story is pretty well thought out, the FX are generally well done. Except for the eye rolling stupid pointless larpers. Why would you put that stupid silly nonsense in there? They are terrible!
Created: 07-05-2025