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Complete garbage. Dei casting everywhere. The entire first story revolves around racist skinhead nazis and their so called peaceful victims
minorities in their woke bar where the entrance has a giant sign saying 'no racism, not sexism, no hemophobia' The violent nazis show up at
the woke bar and push their way in, then just push some stuff over and call people names and leave, that's it. The snowflake wokies then claim
they were attacked and had their asses kicked so they execute a plan to arm themselves and violently attack and murder the nazis while celebrating how brave they are. There is of course the white male with the Asian love interest to keep the mixed race agenda alive. I hit stop as soon as the second 'tale' started with a white cop going into an ice cream shop and going on a racist sexist rant to the two black females. The acting is terrible the FX are all bad CG. Nothing about this is period accurate to the 80's. This is just some Gen Z woke D-Bags playing dress up and complaining about how bad the past was.

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Created: 05-21-2025

Wokeness 2/5
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Overall 1/5
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Shyamalan has hit rock bottom with this one. This may actually be worse than the Happening. The writing is so bad and unrealistic I would guess
A.I. was involved with this one. Nobody talks or acts like real people do. Every single scene is the dumbest most unrealistic thing they could
think of. There is so much wrong with the writing I'm not even wasting time listing some of it. Hartnett is fun to watch as the over the top
psycho but that's really all there is to it. Most of the other acting is bad and the story is nonsense. Also I'm not even sure what the point
was, I mean the trailer gives everything away. Even if you haven't seen the trailer everything is revealed within the first 20 minutes or so. There
is no mystery, no tension, no buildup or thrills. Then there's the problem that it's way to long for what little script there is so they spend a large
amount of time basically filming a concert with crowd shots. That's another problem entirely, half this movie seems like a vanity project for the directors daughter to pretend to be a popstar. Spoiler alert...she's terrible. The music sucks and her singing and acting is awful. As far woke it's all the usual stuff, other than the lead villain there are no other white male's other than some background characters. Pretty much all the leads are female and the few more prominent male's are black or Asian. There is a very short scene with a gay character hitting on another male. Way to much DEI casting in general with far more than realistic female police and FBI agents. The 80 year old 4ft female FBI profiler who is on site running the whole show is laughable and looks like she's about to fall over. I'm giving this one star for Hartnett and the only reason to waste time watching this.

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Created: 05-18-2025

Wokeness 5/5
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This is not a movie it's propaganda. The villain is a rich white right winger and the hero is a p.o.s. lowlife thief who is really just a
victim of society. The usual rich people are bad and poor people are good and just victims of elite society. Most of the movie takes place
inside of the vehicle with constant conversations of a leftist political talking points. The entire premise of the movie is absurd. The ridiculous
amount of money it would cost to have a vehicle made and outfitted like that would seem to indicate the owner is incredibly wealth so then
why would he live in a place like that in the first place? It make no sense at all. At the beginning when he gets locked in he screams and
pounds on the windows at people passing by but never bothers rocking the car back and forth to indicate someone's inside. Also at the beginning when he finds out there are cameras and he has a crowbar he for some reason doesn't bother destroying them. The same issue when the owner starts blaring ear piercing music through the speakers. Never bothers ripping out and destroying the speakers. Just sits there and takes it. The SUV literally pulverizes a man against a wall with a huge explosive bloodspray yet 2 minutes late is driving around in the middle of the day without a drop of blood to be seen on the car. Terrible writing for a terrible movie.

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Created: 05-06-2025

Wokeness 0/5
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Overall 3/5
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I went into fully expecting this to be woke and to not like it. Surprisingly I didn't really see anything woke. I mean yes the title character is the
usual tiny 100lb female but they don't have her overpowering large men in one on one combat. Everything she does is using vehicles or weapons.
Yes some of the things she is able to do are ridiculous but then so are the men. I don't see the Mary Sue complaint either as she is trained to survive as a child in a wasteland then spends her entire captivity doing nothing then trains with the truck driver and his squad for years. The movie just jumps past all this and its literally a scene transition and its
over. I remember only one other female in the warriors all the rest are men. This is about on par with Fury Road in quality. The acting is all decent with some excellent stunt work and action scenes marred by overuse of mediocre CGI and green screen. I also found the first hour or so to be worst as they really ramp up the weirdness factor and it just feels like a silly self parody. However the second half drops a lot of this and focuses more on the action scenes. The story is a little hard to follow at time with odd scene cuts and transitions that just happen out of nowhere especially in the first half. Everything is over the top in these movies and that's always been the point so lack of realism doesn't really bother me at this point. The writing has some problems and some things make no sense as they are happening. This also has the problem all prequels have in that you already know what happens
and which characters survive. If they are in Fury Road you already know they don't die so there is no real tension in any dangerous situations. All in all not a bad Mad Max movie and if you liked Fury Road you will probably feel about the same with this one.

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Created: 05-03-2025

Wokeness 1/5
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Overall 2/5
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Only real woke is the mixed race white female black male couple yet again. The acting is fine mostly but the real problem is its just not funny.
It's not really so much bad as its just kind of boring. I found most of the characters and situations either annoying or sad and pathetic but
not funny. There are a few funny lines but they are so few it's really not worth a watch in my opinion.

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Created: 04-30-2025

Wokeness 1/5
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Overrepresentation in DEI checkmark casting. 6 crew members-1 white female, 1 spanish female, 2 black males, 1 asian male, 1 white male.
This is basically a ripoff of The Thing but in space with a little Alien mixed in. Wholly generic and unoriginal. The acting is all pretty bad, the VFX range wildly from pretty good to just awful. The director (named flying lotus, I shit you not......sigh) is more interested in going for
quick cuts and flashes or attempts at art house visuals and shots than telling an interesting coherent story.

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Created: 04-29-2025

Wokeness 5/5
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Overall 1/5
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This might actually be worse than the last one. Spanish DEI leads with all their DEI friends are back from the previous movie including the black lesbian now in a mixed race couple. Gail is now also seeing a black man half her age. Black lesbian wears a shirt that says 'strong femme lead' .All of the dei characters are nasty, unlikable, aggressive borderline violent characters. Lead assaults' a white male character by tazing him in the groin and claims he trying to date rape her sister, even though
her sister is telling her she wants to go and he's basically falling over drunk. The writing and acting again is awful, spoilers follow..................
Sam's therapist a white male of course has her tell him about her trauma then appears to almost shit himself in fear and threatens to report her to the police. For what exactly? That would never happen, he would be sued and probably lose his license. Killer in full costume chases them down the st of New York city and into a store full of customers and starts killing people. The cashier misses a point blank shot with shotgun and the killer gets away as the police take forever to arrive. A very loud attack with people screaming takes place in an apartment and non of the neighbors seem to notice or call the police. The same nonsense with Sam seeing and hearing Billy from the last movie is here as well. Killer attacks very slowly a character on a crowded subway and nobody sees anything. Characters are shot and stabbed repeatedly and appear to be almost dead than are magically fine 2 minutes later and act like nothing happened. The killers are of course a white family. The final 30 minutes just like the last movie are complete stupid silly embarrassingly bad nonsense. The black super twins appear to have DEI immortality at this point as they are able to survive an impossible amount of bodily harm that would easily have killed a straight white person. Once you realize who the killers are it makes the scene with ghostface standing over Quinn menacingly stupid and pointless as they are the only 2 in the room. You also realize tiny Quinn is the one who attacks in Gail's apartment and is able to overpower and dispatch a large 38 year old male with ease but can't manage to kill 60 year old Gail who has been stabbed 3 times. What is the point of faking Quinn's death? It serves no purpose within the movie having the characters think she's dead, its cheap bad writing that's only there to try to trick the audience.
The entire premise behind Richie's family trying to get revenge is complete nonsense. Once Richie's identity is found out in the last movie
his family would of been all over the news everywhere. Ghostface killings would be major national news at this point. Especially considering his father is a longtime police officer whos son is the serial killer!! There is no way nobody would know who these people are especially the FBI agent!!

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Created: 04-29-2025

Wokeness 5/5
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Overall 1/5
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Holy wokefest where to start with this. Way over the top overrepresentation in DEI hires. Woodsboro is suddenly the most diverse place on earth. The leads are Spanish sisters and the friends check every single box. The black twins, the Asian one, and the lesbian. There is not one single same race couple in this entire movie and there are a lot. Spanish sister is with a white male. The other Spanish sister has a white male love interest. The black male twin is with a white female. The two black twins mom is Randy's white sister from the first 2 so even though we never see it there is another obvious mixed race. Minor spoiler.....Spanish sister is Billy Loomis daughter so even Billy has been turned into a mixed race couple from the grave. The black
lesbian hooks up with an Asian girl. Hell even the killers are a mixed race couple. Complete Woke nonsense. Then they go on a speech about 'toxic fans' who don't like new movies being made ironically just like this one that shits all over originals with no originality whatsoever. Spoiler......one of the main killers is.... shocking a white male 'toxic fan' who hates what the Stab movies are doing to the franchise in the scream universe. Even the motive is woke garbage. Spoiler....every single person killed is white, not one of the many minorities is killed with the exception of one of the killers. The acting by most of the new cast is not very good and the dialog is typical of badly written modern movies. This also suffers the now common lazy garbage writing in everything now. Some examples-There is a loud violent attack in a hospital lounge with a security guard and nurse station right outside the door
and nobody hears anything. Sherriff goes flying down the street in a residential neighborhood in the middle of the day with siren blaring and tires screeching to a halt then gets attacked outside in broad daylight and not one neighbor sees or hears anything. Sam seeing and hearing Billy makes zero sense as she never met, saw or heard him ever in her life. A hospital with no staff around and almost no lights on. Dewey once again can't hit a target standing right in front of him. The final half
hour at the house goes into full silly parody territory. This is yet another unoriginal unnecessary, soulless woke desecration of a great franchise that should of never happened.

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Created: 04-26-2025

Wokeness 0/5
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Overall 3/5
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Nothing Woke. This is close in quality to 3 except maybe a little bit worse. Still watchable but some of writing is not so and there is some
problems with characters doing stupid things. Non of these characters is very likable either unlike with the original. For some unexplained reason
Dewey is suddenly totally normal with no limp or lame arm from the 2nd and 3rd one. He now for some reason also can't hit a target 20ft in front of him with multiple shots. There is also a very creepy comment from a police officer talking about a high school girl saying 'she can live next to me'. It's a very weird creepy pedo groomer moment and there is no reason for it.

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Created: 04-22-2025

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Overall 4/5
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Nothing really woke in this one. One instance of a black character making a comment about how hard it is to get work as an actor if your
black. That's really all I remember. This is the weakest of the OG trilogy. I rated it the same as the 2nd one but really probably more like
a 3.5 but you can give half points on this site. The acting is mostly ok but there are a few not so good actors as well. The story is ok I guess and is written to kind of tie everything together. The writing though is not as good. More problems with characters doing stupid things and some really stretches in logic and a few holes in the story that aren't explained and doing add up. Still worth watching and an ok ending to the trilogy.

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Created: 04-22-2025

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