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Overall 3/5
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Nothing woke. I really wanted to like this movie much more than I actually did. The positives are some pretty good acting, great sound
work and the fx looked great. Unfortunately it's obvious they had very little budget. The movie is just plain boring and there's not enough
content to warrant a full length movie. Too many scenes seem to drag on for far too long. The huge overuse of the slow motion closeup with
muted sound to show disorientation. It can be a good effect but just annoying when used over and over every 5-10 minutes. It feels like a short film padded out to feature length. There is also
the problem that most of the action scenes consist of shots of the soldiers firing their weapons but almost never what they are shooting at.
You hear a lot of background gunshots but rarely are there any bullet impacts, just the occasional round hitting a wall. Because of that you
never feel like there's any real danger or they are in an actual combat situation taking enemy fire. It's not really a terrible movie and it
could of been very good with a bigger budget to do the script justice.

Score: 0

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Created: 09-16-2025

Wokeness 0/5
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Overall 5/5
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Nothing woke. Having been a very long time since I've seen this it is still very funny and holds up very well. Packed full of SNL actors before
they were famous as well as many other recognizable faces. It's silly, stupid and hilarious. The jokes are still funny though if you've never
watched SNL during the 80's early 90's it may not land the same way. You would never get away with these kinds of politically incorrect jokes
in modern movies.

Score: 1

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Created: 09-14-2025

Wokeness 2/5
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Overall 3/5
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Some DEI overrepresentation. All the villains are white. Most of the now typical feminism in movies now including girlbosses. Not surprisingly several of the females are terrible actors. White supremacists with Nazi tattoos try to kill Amondo. Some racist scenes and comments that would never happen if the roles were reversed. The story is cliche and unoriginal. The jokes are stale and not funny. Even though both actors are pushing 60 they act like they are still 30 except when the script needs them to suddenly act older. Marcus is incredibly annoying this time around. The action sequences are dull and just get more and more ridiculous and unrealistic as the movie goes on. The writing is typical of modern Hollywood stupidity. It's watchable if all your looking
for is braindead noise and you can get past the nonsense writing.

Score: 0

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Created: 09-11-2025

Wokeness 4/5
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Overall 1/5
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Main couple is a beta male who is a loser video game designer to the aggressive unlikable alpha female smart architect who talks down to him
and belittles him. I hated her within 15 min. Their neighbors are a white male and black female mixed race couple. The old white mane downstairs has a black granddaughter. In Germany mind you with an estimated 1.2 percent black population. The acting is passable at best but the writing is abysmal to anyone capable of logical thought. The couple attempts to drill through the barricade with a drill that is turning so slow you might as well be spinning it by hand yet manages to overheat and turn red hot. This same pathetic drill and a tiny hammer have no problem knocking a large hole big enough to crawl through in a solid brick firewall between apartments. The same apartments where a few minutes later after conveniently finding a sledgehammer in their neighbors apartment closet blow a hole through the floor like tissue paper that is clearly 1/2 inch thick plywood and that's it. 40 minutes was I could take of this no effort garbage, I no longer cared what the mystery with the barricade was.

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Created: 09-09-2025

Wokeness 0/5
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Overall 3/5
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Nothing woke. Excellent performance by Hopkins and good acting all around really. This isn't much of a horror movie but more of a psychological thriller. I wouldn't even call it a slasher. It's a slow burn look at a decent into madness. More creepy and disturbing than actually scary. The biggest issue I have is that we don't see or are told why he snaps or develops another personality. We see him fail on stage one time at the beginning and then he just has the dummy and goes from there. It's worth a watch for Hopkins probably not something to watch again.

Score: 0

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Created: 09-08-2025

Wokeness 1/5
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Overall 3/5
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The weekest of the trilogy and probably completely unneccesary sequel. The acting is fine but the jokes are now becoming recycled and stale with
more cringe eyerolling than funny. There is still some funny moments but far less the before and the situations that keep happening are getting less and less funny and more ridiculous. I'm giving it 1 woke star just because for some reason they decided to make all the male characters horndog libido chasing a-holes that can't control themselves but act like they did nothing wrong but none of the women act like that.

Score: 0

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Created: 09-07-2025

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Overall 5/5
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Again I don't remember anything woke. I personally thought this was better than the first. Great continuation of the storyline with the clash of cultures between paranoid ex-CIA and free love hippies. Lots of humor and fun to be had.

Score: 0

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Created: 09-07-2025

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Overall 4/5
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I don't remember anything woke. Pretty good film that holds up well. The acting and jokes are mostly good. It's the usual
comedy of errors and misconceptions around the nervous meet the in-laws storyline.

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Created: 09-07-2025

Wokeness 1/5
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Overall 2/5
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Main couple is mixed race. This could of been a decent turn your brain off action comedy but there are some big issues. The dialoge is awful
and the acting by Foxx and Diaz seems off. It could just be because they have no chemistry and are not believable as a couple whatsoever. The story is unoriginal and cliché. The action scenes are boring but at least Diaz looks like she trained for it. The biggest issue is the annoying irritating bratty kids. That was enough for me and I tuned out around 40 min. If you can get past the insufferable kids this is probably an ok watch in a turn your brain off kind of way.

Score: 0

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Created: 09-07-2025

Wokeness 1/5
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Overall 1/5
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A lesbian couple that feels very forced is the only real woke I saw. The acting isn't as bad as I expected though there are a couple of
actors that are notably much worse than the rest. It's your typical backwoods slasher with the piglet name shoehorned in to try to pretend
it's something different. Everything about this feels very cheap and amateur, the camera angles and cuts are bad, the dialogue is bad, the kills
and FX are boring and look cheap. Best to avoid this one.

Score: 0

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Created: 09-05-2025

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