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Wokeness 2/5
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Overall 2/5
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This feels like one of those stupid stoner comedies from the 90's. You know the ones, where everyone is high all the time and the entire cast
is a bunch of bungling morons getting into silly over the top situations with lots of slapstick humor. This shoulf of been much better than it
actually is. It's the typical fake kidnapping gone wrong plot you've seen a dozen times before. The acting is ok but it's just not that funny. This is another movie that's not so much a bad movie as just mediocre. There is a little too much overrepresentation DEI casting and while pretty much every character is a moron, the ridiculous 4' 80lb angry black female cop is always dead serious and never does anything wrong. Her character is completely out of place in this movie. If you really love those old stoner movies you may get some enjoyment out of this just don't expect much.

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Created: 06-29-2025

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Overall 4/5
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Nothing woke. Nice low budget western. Excellent cinematography. The FX are well done, the acting is good, the writing is well done and not idiotic. The only negative I can really say about this is the irritating son. Why make this character so annoying and stupid? Other than that this an enjoyable not woke western.

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Created: 06-29-2025

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Overall 2/5
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Nothing really woke. This is another one of those movies thats not so much bad as it is just boring, bland and pointless. There is no real
story here. There may not of even been a script. The whole thing feels like someone found an old video they shot in the 90's of a local baseball
game then edited it into this and called it a movie. It's marketed as a comedy but there is nothing funny about this at all. Go down to your local
park or ballfield and sit in and listen and you will get the exact same experience.

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Created: 06-20-2025

Wokeness 1/5
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Overall 0/5
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The only thing woke I saw was the out of place Black 'reverend' hero DEI character. Granted i mercifully shut this down after about 15 minutes but
that was all my sanity could take. Horrible acting and dialoge to match the cliche story and terrible FX. This is another one of those bad 90's
DTV movies. How is stuff this bad still getting made.

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Created: 06-19-2025

Wokeness 1/5
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Overall 2/5
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While it's not really woke it should be noted there are mostly only 3 characters in the majority of the movie and the 2 white males are both
criminals while the female is the good one. Most of the movie takes place on a plane with 3 people. The fx are average and the story is nothing original. The acting is not very good and the lead actress in particular is terrible. She has zero emotional range whatsoever and her lines are delivered in a monotone blank face delivery the entire movie. The humor is dumb and doesn't work and the writing as per usual is garbage. The very beginning of the movie the marshal doesn't bother to check and verify the pilots ID even though she is transporting a witness who is going to testify. The assassins get the upper hand on the marshal than rather than deal with her or the witness he's supposed to kill just starts talking and ignores her. Than 2 minutes later the marshal gets the upper hand and rather than secure the assassin turns her back on him to talk to the witness. I gave up at the 45 minute mark as it seemed
to not be getting any better.

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Created: 06-04-2025

Wokeness 0/5
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Overall 2/5
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Nothing woke. This is a low budget film with a very limited cast. The acting is pretty good and the atmosphere is great. There are some
very creepy moments and few jump scares. Most of the horror relies on building tension and genuinely unsettling scenes. The story is pretty good and the first hour is great. Unfortunately once the full story and motivations are revealed the last half hour falls apart and the writing takes a turn for the worse. Character motivations don't make sense or just don't seem to exist. It's an average horror movie that could of been a lot better if the final 30 minutes hadn't fallen apart
Spoilers.................................... Why when Yana finds all the photos, teeth and
blood vial inside the creepy statue does she just put everything back and act like it's no big deal and just goes to bed. Darcy just happens
to go upstairs and just happens to sit in front of a trap door. A trap door that is never shown or mentioned until that particular moment in the movie. A trap door that goes nowhere and serves no purpose other than a conveniently placed deathtrap.

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Created: 05-30-2025

Wokeness 1/5
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Overall 2/5
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Is this really what passes for horror these days. What a slow boring slog of a movie. There are no scares at all. There is a presence floating
around a house watching a dysfunctional family and occasionally moving things around. Nothing happens. The acting is average to bad. There is no real story. The weird pov camera shots and movements aren't creepy or scary just gimmicky. While it's not overtly woke there is the must have
mixed race couple with the beta weak white husband and the aggressive nasty snarky Asian wife. Some other DEI background characters aside that's really it. The movie isn't even really bad it's just so pointless and boring.

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Created: 05-28-2025

Wokeness 2/5
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Overall 2/5
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This has a surprising amount of modern feminism in it. The female lead in the opening scene screws up and gets fellow soldiers killed and
is demoted while we are still told she is one of the best. Then suddenly and for no real reason is just placed as the only female on the
all male team to train to operate mechagodzilla. After an odd training montage that appears to be basic training and nothing to do with actually operating the Mech we are told she is the best of team and will operate the Mech. She is the best at everything, even hand to hand over the male soldiers. Her acting is pretty bad and she mostly just walks around with resting bitch face. The story seems to ignore the original mechagodzilla movies and pretends they never happened.
The FX again are a mixed bag with the miniatures looking better than the very fake looking CG and bad green screen. Mechagodzilla looks like a large plastic toy. The practical FX do look pretty good and there is a fair amount of action if you can take the obnoxious lead female there is some entertainment to be had.

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Created: 05-25-2025

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Overall 1/5
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I only lasted about 15 minutes into this but there was nothing woke at that point. How this currently has a 5.9 in IMDB is just proof of fake
ratings. This is typical no budget amateur film school slop. Terrible acting, sound, editing, FX, dialogue and everything else. It's desperately
trying to be an 80's style slasher but fails miserably. Why would you make this over 2 hours long? Cut this down to a fast paced 80-90 minutes and make you bare bones budget go a little farther and you might have a watchable film.

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Created: 05-25-2025

Wokeness 1/5
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Overall 2/5
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This should of been a fun old school action movie, instead we get a 90's direct to video dud. The acting and dialogue is terrible, the fight
scenes are mediocre and poorly shot. This has every single 80's-90's action cliché you can think of and not in a good way. The bad guys fire thousands of round but always miss everything. There is the usual over representation of minorities in casting and they all appear to be fine upstanding citizens. The villains are Russians, wow how original.

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Created: 05-23-2025

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