Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Nothing woke. Pretty much the same as the original though this may actually be the better of the two by just a bit.
Created: 08-25-2025
Nothing woke. Excellent comedy that perfectly captures the feel of the original. The casting is spot on and while being a little corny
in spots it still holds up very well.
Created: 08-25-2025
Only real woke I saw was the 'good' Spanish female and the 'bad' white male sheriff. I couldn't take more than 30 min so there may be more.
I usually enjoy these types of road thrillers but this was painful. The acting wasn't very good and the writing was pretty bad. The main character is again way to unlikable. She's just a miserable snarky person with an attitude that's instantly annoying. She is also way to stupid to live constantly doing and saying the worst things you could think of. I mean your in the middle of nowhere being extorted by a small town sheriff and you decide to have a beer and take a couple
hits off a joint and jump back in your car to drive? Really? Nice cinematography but really that's about it.
Created: 08-19-2025
Some DEI overrepresentation and a mentality ill 'non binary' actor playing a sexually confused character. This could of been a decent horror comedy, but it's not. Most of the acting is average at best with some really bad (looking at you Zegler). The story is ridiculous but it's supposed to be. The humor just doesn't work and it's not funny. But it also fails as a horror movie. A major problem though is the attempt at the 90's. Nothing feels right, and everything is off. Just putting some references and music in doesn't work. The dialogue is wrong, the clothes are wrong, the hair is wrong, and the speech and language is off. None of it works and it becomes very boring very quickly.
Created: 08-15-2025
Again with the over the top DEI overrepresentation. Black female sheriff, black female in the corners office, native American 5ft 90lb
female working at the oil drill site. White men are bad and dumb, females are smart and better than the males. Metoo bs with a white male
and a black female. The acting and dialogue are very bad. Like so bad I can't believe this actually was on SYFY. The only good thing was the
impressive practical FX on the zombies. They actually looked very good. Unfortunately they decided to use cheap CG blood and gore FX that
look really out of place and bad.
Created: 08-15-2025
Huge amount of DEI checkmark hires. Pretty much covered all the bases, black, asian, spanish. They even got the body positive obese black female covered. In all fairness I only made it about 20 minutes into the dung pile before I gave up. There is a good chance the woke score would get worse. This is just awful, not funny at all. Rebel Wilson as an action star? Seriously. She is so slow, awkward and uncoordinated the action and fight scenes are laugh out loud bad. Actually that the only funny thing I saw. This is so bad the only way this got made is if someone lost a bet or owed someone a favor. Complete trash.
Created: 08-15-2025
The only woke I noticed in the 40 mins I could watch was the loud annoying Spanish female DEI lead. The acting is pretty bad the writing and
story are typical of those 90's straight to DVD fare. Everything about this screams amateur hour. Every couple of minutes provide a laugh out
load WTF moment with the writing. The villain Marcus character is like some sort of bad goth cosplay attempt at Heath Ledgers Joker. It's by far
the worst part of the entire movie. What a completely ineffectual non threatening villain.
Created: 08-14-2025
Segment 1-(5 woke-0 rating)
Superhuman invincible Viking woman with an undercut is a much better warrior than any of the males. She takes down dozens of male warriors single handedly with ease. She falls off a massive cliff into a frozen lake and continues on like nothing happened. Easily takes down a predator that kills all the male warriors with no problem. The animation is low frame rate and ugly. The female warriors voice acting is downright awful. What the hell is with the predator? It's some kind of ten foot tall steroidal mutation barely resembling a predator. Why is it hunting in the middle of the frozen winter? Predators are drawn to heat to hunt. Terrible segment.
Segment 2 (woke 0 rating 3)
This is the best of the 3 segments. There is an actual storyline and the animation is much better and smoother. No voice acting in this one.
The predator looks and acts closer to what it should and the entire thing feels like a predator short.
Segment 3 (woke 5 Rating 1)
Main character is Spanish this time. The white pilots are all dumb rednecks with terrible accents and the voice acting in general is bad.
White pilots are easily dispatched while flying combat ready planes while the brown pilot is flying a falling apart busted plane and still survives and is a better pilot than any of the white ones. He is much smarter than the white characters and possesses the usual DEI superhuman invincibility. The animation for the characters is just ugly as hell. Why does the predator look like one of the Borg from Star Trek?
In case you didn't notice not one of the 3 character in the segments is a white male and any white males in the stories are just there to be slaughtered.
The final section tying everything together is ridiculous and just makes the whole thing feel like bad fan fiction where they are just making up
new things just for the hell of it. Why is it so hard to stick with years of established lore and history. All these hacks think they can do better
than the original creators did. Other than the somewhat watchable 2nd part this is just straight trash.
Created: 08-14-2025
DEI overrepresentation in casting with the unrealistic modern PC mixed everything family. So we have the white mom with the Hawaiaan dad
somehow gets a filipino son and a spanish daughter. Sure they do. Also spoler alert only the white people in the family die in this one.
This is typical modern hollywood no talent rehash of a popular franchise. Some of the acting is terrible, the dialog is bad. There is way
to much reliance on bad CG and the non of the deaths really look very good. The writing is bad and poorly thought out. The grandma has survived decades by living in a cabin full of dangerous objects. WTF. This also seems to almost make fun of the franchise. There is too much parody like comedy to everything, some of the death sequences are almost three stooges levels of slapstick and there's no real tension to it. Then there is the characters, all of them unlikable so you don't real care if anybody dies. Watch any of the originals instead.
Created: 08-12-2025
I only made it to the 45 min mark. The only woke I saw was some of the usual feminist 5 ft badass female nonsense creeping in. The production
values are not bad and the movie looks decent despite being fairly low budget. The acting and dialog are pretty bad though. Most of the movie takes place in tight corridors with back and forth shootouts. The aliens look pretty silly and just come across as actors in suits. It's all pretty generic and boring really so don't expect much if you watch it.
Created: 08-09-2025