Pha-Q woke's Reviews
How does something this awful gross almost 1 billion dollars. I only lasted about 40 minutes so the woke may get worse but all I saw was the
obese body positive DEI female who has no problem with athletics. There seems like they were also starting in with the female smart and capable men stupid nonsense but I'm not sure. The FX are actually decent but the acting writing and story are terrible. I'm not sure who this is actually for other than maybe kids it's all so stupid and dumb. Characters just magically know how to do things without being told within the new environment. What year is this supposed to be anyway. Everything looks like it's the 70's, clothes, cars, homes and furniture, but Garrett was the champion in 1989 and that was well in the past. Then there are references to the internet and social media as well as smart phones. It's just really lazy bad writing.
Created: 07-17-2025
What a terrible movie. There is some of the usual DEI casting choices and feminist characters. Every single character is unlikable and
annoying. They attempt to portray the daughter as the only 'good' character but she's really just the typical brainwashed stupid leftist.
The acting is all over the place, the story and dialog is nonsense. Despite being listed as both comedy and horror there is nothing funny
or horror about it. The VFX are about on par with a DTV 90's movie. The unicorns in particular are laugh out loud terrible every time you
see them.
Created: 07-15-2025
Finally a real Rated R true horror movie. The only real woke would be the token Asian character and half Puerto Rican character. The only white male character is the typical coward, selfish beta. There is also a single comment about a female character dating another female. It's minor and even the white male being an asshat is only really a couple scenes. The acting, writing and story are all decent. I am not familiar with the game this is based on so I don't how close it is to that. The kills are pretty good and there is some great gory death scenes. Overall one of the better horror movies I've seen in a while.
Created: 07-11-2025
The husband and wife are the usual beta coward husband to the feminist nasty, rude unlikable wife treating her husband like shit and nothing
is her fault. The acting is ok but this is way to long and boring. The first hour and a half just drags on forever. There are so many red flags
and warning signs here right from the start that they just ignore like its nothing. Even without that it's not like the couple is charming,
personalbe or likeable. They are weird and awkward and hard to believe they are able to get this many people to fall for their bs. Then of course
at the end once it all falls apart the wife is the one fighting back, saving her husbands life and defending everyone while he just does nothing.
Even the daughter manages to do more than the weak beta father.
Created: 07-09-2025
Nothing really woke. This isn't a bad movie but you've seen it before. It's the typical no budget small business struggling to stay alive against the rich big business down the street. The acting is ok but everything is such a cliché you can see it all coming a mile away. It's an ok watch and probably a little more so for anyone who remembers small local brick and mortar comic shops from the 90's.
Created: 07-09-2025
The usual DEI overrepresentation we expect from marvel. Kate is a Mary Sue. She is as good as Hawkeye at everything. I don't care if you are
a trained competition blackbelt or a top competition archer. She is making ridiculous combat high stress shots right at the start and taking on multiple large male assailants by herself and manhandling them. She never has to train she's just amazing. She takes on Kingpin, by herself, in close quarters hand to hand, and WINS!!?? Sure why not. All the men other than Hawkeye are bumbling fools or villains. All the females are good, even the so called 'villains' turn out to be misunderstood or forced into it and had no choice. There is a completely pointless forced random scene arguing about a tote bag just so a female character can say 'my wife gave it to me.' It's not really preachy about any of it but it is present. Besides all the woke I did find it entertaining. The writing is for the most part good, the acting it good, the story is pretty well thought out, the FX are generally well done. Except for the eye rolling stupid pointless larpers. Why would you put that stupid silly nonsense in there? They are terrible!
Created: 07-05-2025
The only real woke is some DEI token and overrepresentation in background characters, at least in the first 30 minutes I managed to watch. There are some great actors here yet somehow the acting is all barely passible. I put the blame squarely on the director. The story is completely implausible stupidity. Now that would be fine if the comedy was a bit on the over the top side. But it's not, the entire thing is played straight and serious and there is nothing funny anywhere. It's just boring bland slow moving stupidity.
Created: 07-03-2025
DEI black over representation. There is a small child that looks to be maybe 8 that is said he feels like a girl on the inside. This character later
goes full transformer and thinks he is a woman named tinkerbell. The lead male and the transformer kiss. This started out very promising at the beginning then just kind of fell apart. The acting is mostly decent and the FX are pretty good. This is part of the Twisted Childhood Universe (TCU) that is supposed to be dark versions of if the fairy tales were real. However non of the neverland aspects are real. It's just a standard serial killer slasher movie using the names from Peter Pan story. If you take out and change all the peter pan references it doesn't change the movie at all. This one is a disappointment in general made worse with all the woke nonsense.
Created: 07-03-2025
Nothing woke. This one actually holds up better than the first. The acting and story are well done and most of the corny dialogue from the first
one are gone. The music is still a bit cheesy but it's 1990 what can you do.
Still it is enjoyable and worth a watch.
Created: 07-01-2025
This unfortunatly doesn't hold up so well. The acting is over the top in some places but not really bad. The biggest problem though is it's just
so stuck in the cliché cheesy 80's. Scenes that were normal at the time are just laugh out loud now. The sappy music, the bad slow motion overdramatic sequences. Corny dialog. The story and writing are fine and it's not a bad movie by any means, it just isn't nearly as good now as when it came out. The only thing I am dinging it for woke is the speech by Chavez about the treatment of his Indian tribe by the army and the white rich guy. While it doesn't claim a broad generalization and refers a singular incident and person the entire speech just feels so forced and unnecessary.
Created: 07-01-2025