Pha-Q woke's Reviews
DEI, girlboss, multiple mixed race couples, women smart men dumb. This is terrible. Bad acting, bad writing, bad everything. The action scenes
are cheap and ugly. Davidson is annoying and totally miscast. Eddie Murphy looks bored out of his mind and devoid of his usual energy he brings to his acting. The jokes and humor don't work and aren't funny in the least.
Created: 08-31-2025
I didn't see anything woke but I only made it 30 minutes into this poorly written mess. The acting is good and it's competently made, but that's about it. So basically this homicide detective with what appears to be super powered hearing runs into a stopped car and bumps his head and goes almost deaf. Yup, actually runs on foot into it. He needs hearing aids that barely work and sometimes not at all but somehow is still on the job as a homicide detective. Sure why not. The deaf female witness character is instantly nasty and unlikable, as to be expected. The sign language interpreter the police department uses is unavailable and apparently the only one in the entire city so even though he barely knows how to sign they need him interpret for them. But wait she reads lips and is capable of giving a written statement, not only
that she caught the entire thing on video! What is this writing!
Created: 08-29-2025
DEI overrepresentation in casting. Packed full of girlbosses. The acting is not very good, the action scenes are average at best. Hollywood, liberal
fearmongering misuse of the term 'Assault rifle' and 'Assault rounds'. The shaky cam when used right can be very effective. Here it's so over the top
and exaggerated it's just annoying and makes the action sequences hard to even tell what's happening. What a waste of good actors.
Created: 08-28-2025
Nothing woke. Pobably the best thing Sandler has done in years. All the original actors plus some great new additions. Keeps the spirit and
humor of the original and is actually funny. If you liked the old original Sandler movies you will most likely enjoy this as well. As the previous review says it does get silly in places especially towards the end but so does the original. It's still better than most of the woke trash coming out these days.
Created: 08-25-2025
Nothing woke. Pretty much the same as the original though this may actually be the better of the two by just a bit.
Created: 08-25-2025
Nothing woke. Excellent comedy that perfectly captures the feel of the original. The casting is spot on and while being a little corny
in spots it still holds up very well.
Created: 08-25-2025
Only real woke I saw was the 'good' Spanish female and the 'bad' white male sheriff. I couldn't take more than 30 min so there may be more.
I usually enjoy these types of road thrillers but this was painful. The acting wasn't very good and the writing was pretty bad. The main character is again way to unlikable. She's just a miserable snarky person with an attitude that's instantly annoying. She is also way to stupid to live constantly doing and saying the worst things you could think of. I mean your in the middle of nowhere being extorted by a small town sheriff and you decide to have a beer and take a couple
hits off a joint and jump back in your car to drive? Really? Nice cinematography but really that's about it.
Created: 08-19-2025
Some DEI overrepresentation and a mentality ill 'non binary' actor playing a sexually confused character. This could of been a decent horror comedy, but it's not. Most of the acting is average at best with some really bad (looking at you Zegler). The story is ridiculous but it's supposed to be. The humor just doesn't work and it's not funny. But it also fails as a horror movie. A major problem though is the attempt at the 90's. Nothing feels right, and everything is off. Just putting some references and music in doesn't work. The dialogue is wrong, the clothes are wrong, the hair is wrong, and the speech and language is off. None of it works and it becomes very boring very quickly.
Created: 08-15-2025
Again with the over the top DEI overrepresentation. Black female sheriff, black female in the corners office, native American 5ft 90lb
female working at the oil drill site. White men are bad and dumb, females are smart and better than the males. Metoo bs with a white male
and a black female. The acting and dialogue are very bad. Like so bad I can't believe this actually was on SYFY. The only good thing was the
impressive practical FX on the zombies. They actually looked very good. Unfortunately they decided to use cheap CG blood and gore FX that
look really out of place and bad.
Created: 08-15-2025
Huge amount of DEI checkmark hires. Pretty much covered all the bases, black, asian, spanish. They even got the body positive obese black female covered. In all fairness I only made it about 20 minutes into the dung pile before I gave up. There is a good chance the woke score would get worse. This is just awful, not funny at all. Rebel Wilson as an action star? Seriously. She is so slow, awkward and uncoordinated the action and fight scenes are laugh out loud bad. Actually that the only funny thing I saw. This is so bad the only way this got made is if someone lost a bet or owed someone a favor. Complete trash.
Created: 08-15-2025