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Overall 1/5
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The only woke I noticed in the 40 mins I could watch was the loud annoying Spanish female DEI lead. The acting is pretty bad the writing and
story are typical of those 90's straight to DVD fare. Everything about this screams amateur hour. Every couple of minutes provide a laugh out
load WTF moment with the writing. The villain Marcus character is like some sort of bad goth cosplay attempt at Heath Ledgers Joker. It's by far
the worst part of the entire movie. What a completely ineffectual non threatening villain.

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Created: 08-14-2025

Wokeness 5/5
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Overall 1/5
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Segment 1-(5 woke-0 rating)
Superhuman invincible Viking woman with an undercut is a much better warrior than any of the males. She takes down dozens of male warriors single handedly with ease. She falls off a massive cliff into a frozen lake and continues on like nothing happened. Easily takes down a predator that kills all the male warriors with no problem. The animation is low frame rate and ugly. The female warriors voice acting is downright awful. What the hell is with the predator? It's some kind of ten foot tall steroidal mutation barely resembling a predator. Why is it hunting in the middle of the frozen winter? Predators are drawn to heat to hunt. Terrible segment.

Segment 2 (woke 0 rating 3)
This is the best of the 3 segments. There is an actual storyline and the animation is much better and smoother. No voice acting in this one.
The predator looks and acts closer to what it should and the entire thing feels like a predator short.

Segment 3 (woke 5 Rating 1)
Main character is Spanish this time. The white pilots are all dumb rednecks with terrible accents and the voice acting in general is bad.
White pilots are easily dispatched while flying combat ready planes while the brown pilot is flying a falling apart busted plane and still survives and is a better pilot than any of the white ones. He is much smarter than the white characters and possesses the usual DEI superhuman invincibility. The animation for the characters is just ugly as hell. Why does the predator look like one of the Borg from Star Trek?

In case you didn't notice not one of the 3 character in the segments is a white male and any white males in the stories are just there to be slaughtered.
The final section tying everything together is ridiculous and just makes the whole thing feel like bad fan fiction where they are just making up
new things just for the hell of it. Why is it so hard to stick with years of established lore and history. All these hacks think they can do better
than the original creators did. Other than the somewhat watchable 2nd part this is just straight trash.

Score: 1

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Created: 08-14-2025

Wokeness 3/5
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Overall 2/5
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DEI overrepresentation in casting with the unrealistic modern PC mixed everything family. So we have the white mom with the Hawaiaan dad
somehow gets a filipino son and a spanish daughter. Sure they do. Also spoler alert only the white people in the family die in this one.
This is typical modern hollywood no talent rehash of a popular franchise. Some of the acting is terrible, the dialog is bad. There is way
to much reliance on bad CG and the non of the deaths really look very good. The writing is bad and poorly thought out. The grandma has survived decades by living in a cabin full of dangerous objects. WTF. This also seems to almost make fun of the franchise. There is too much parody like comedy to everything, some of the death sequences are almost three stooges levels of slapstick and there's no real tension to it. Then there is the characters, all of them unlikable so you don't real care if anybody dies. Watch any of the originals instead.

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Created: 08-12-2025

Wokeness 1/5
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Overall 2/5
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I only made it to the 45 min mark. The only woke I saw was some of the usual feminist 5 ft badass female nonsense creeping in. The production
values are not bad and the movie looks decent despite being fairly low budget. The acting and dialog are pretty bad though. Most of the movie takes place in tight corridors with back and forth shootouts. The aliens look pretty silly and just come across as actors in suits. It's all pretty generic and boring really so don't expect much if you watch it.

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Created: 08-09-2025

Wokeness 2/5
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Overall 1/5
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DEI black and gay characters. Another horror/comedy with scares and no actual funny humor. Most of the kills are offscreen so there isn't even
any fun to had there. The acting is ok but the entire story and dialog is pretty lame. It's another movie that wants to be an 80's throwback and
kind of seems to lean that way in the beginning but then there are modern cars and smartphones so it makes no sense. The characters are not funny just annoying, pathetic and unlikable.

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Created: 08-04-2025

Wokeness 0/5
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Overall 4/5
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No woke. Great revenge story. This is a meant to be a bridge between season 2 and 3 of Kingdom. Introducing the character and motives of Ashin while showing some backstory to the beginning of season 1. Very well done with good acting and mostly good writing. Much less zombies and more story but if you enjoyed the show you will probably like this as well. The fx on the CG animals was not so good and probably the weakest part. Ashin is an excellent example of a strong female character done right without the over the top unrealistic woke nonsense. She spends years training to shoot and hunt and plot revenge. She uses stealth, speed and her bow and arrow at a distance. She isn't some unrealistic overpowered delusional female who can physically overpower groups of much larger males. It's a shame we may never end up getting a 3rd season of the show.

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Created: 08-03-2025

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Overall 4/5
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Not woke. This is very much a product of its time and doesn't hold up as well today with the science and medical and CDC aspects of it. The acting is decent and overall story is good. There are some problems with writing and the way certain characters act that don't make sense. In 1996 people where much less likely to notice these things than now. This is not anti-military. It's one bad general (well 2 really but one does
the right thing in the end) and the rest are following orders. There is
several scenes where the internal conflict is shown with soldiers about wether they should follow orders or not. If you watched it and liked
it when it first came out you probably still will today, if watching it for the first time probably take a point off.

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Created: 08-03-2025

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Overall 4/5
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Nothing woke. This is a wonderfully done Korean zombie show. The acting, dialoge and story are well done with excellent FX. At only
6 episodes per season there isn't really any wasted filler. I think the only real complaint would be some inconsistencies and moments of questionable writing in season 2. Once the zombie infection cause is revealed there are things from season 1 and even in season 2 that don't
make much sense. Then there is a few frustrating instances of characters who should of died or been killed surviving for no real reason other than to further the plot. Still despite these things it is well worth a watch.

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Created: 08-01-2025

Wokeness 3/5
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Overall 1/5
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All the usual feminist topes. Nasty unlikable girl-bosses. Females all in positions of power and better than men. Small females overpowering much larger men. DEI overrepresentation. I could only make it to about the 30 min mark though so the woke may get worse. The acting and dialog is terrible. The action scenes are badly shot. Its obvious the entire thing was shot on an empty stage with bad greenscreen. Everything looks so washed out and colorless, almost to the point of black and white. The VFX in general are all pretty bad.

Score: 1

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Created: 07-27-2025

Wokeness 0/5
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Overall 2/5
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Nothing really woke. This started out great with good acting and an interesting story line with good writing. As it kept going the mystery
was good enough to keep you watching. The weakest part is the main character is just soo unlikable. He's such a cowardly spineless person
it really gets frustrating. He just sits there and shakes and looks pathetic while making the dumbest choices. Then the final 30 minutes when everything gets revealed it just goes of into ridiculous implausible territory
and all falls apart.

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Created: 07-25-2025

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