Nothing woke. Another victim of poor writing. The acting is pretty good actually and the basic idea is solid. Unfortunatly the writing is full
of stupid characters doing stupid things and scenes that make no sense. As an example at the very beginning the serial killer dosen't bother to
check her pockets or take her smart watch off her. Not all smart watches require phones to work, why would her assume hers dose. When the car
slams into a tree she is in the backseat leaning over the front with no seatbelt on yet is somehow completely unhurt and still in the backseat
after the crash. When she is limping through the woods barely moving and he is right behind her yet allows her to get away and out of his line of sight. It doesn't get any better from there.

Another Franchise Misfire

The only thing a little woke is the leader of the anti godzilla military unit is a mousey little 90lb woman with speghatti arms whos idea
of a workout is stretching. This is one of the worst Godzillas of the era. Bad acting and an incomprehensible script that involves destroying Godzilla with a space weapon that shoots a black hole out. That stupidity speaks for itself. The special FX are anything but special. Both CG and miniatures look about as bad as they ever have. Nothing looks right against the backgrounds and movements and sizes are all wrong. The creatures look terrible and are sometimes just static nonmoving images against moving backgrounds. Best to pretend this one doesn't exist and move along...nothing to see here.

Not As Good As the Originals But Still Watchable

The movie as a whole isn't really woke but the lead female astronaut is an unlikable girlboss with a beta white male following her around.
Also way over the top DEI representation in the characters. There is a scene in a college where they stumble into a gender studies class with a left teacher and her braindead students where they lecture them about there white privilege I think it's meant to make fun
of them though so not sure that counts. This is not nearly as good as the original show or the excellent 1996 movie but its still enjoyable for
what it is. There are some funny moments and it has the general feel of classic B&B but something just feels off. The characters don't quite feel
like themselves like small changes to there personalities were made. It's still worth a watch for fans but not something I would watch again.

Die Hard 2 The Beta Edition

Some dei casting. Typical butch feminist lead investigator. Have you ever watched Die Hard 2 and thought this would be so much better without all the action, and while we're at it McClane is way to much of a tough guy lets make him a cowering sniveling beta instead. If so this is the movie for you. It plays exactly like a 90's action movie but there is almost no action. The main character spends the entire movie about to cry and look like he need to take a minute to talk to his therapist. He continuously makes every stupid decision possible and by the halfway point I just wanted to punch him myself. Bateman
his completely miscast though his acting is fine and he does what he can in the part. The whole thing is just so annoying and slow. There is no reason for this to be 2 hours long. If Egerton's character was better written and a little more thought put into the script this could of been a decent 90's throwback thriller.

Dollar Store First Blood Ripoff

All white male characters are racist and bad. Police bad and racist. Black male good, calm and collected. Female good. The acting is ok
but the writing is some of the worst I've seen. Riding a bike down the middle of the road with 36k in cash wrapped in a plastic bag while
blaring headphones so loud you can't hear anything and complete tunnel vision that you can't see flashing police light and car swerving back and forth right behind you. Why travel that far on a bike with that much cash anyway. They have a bank. Why would you sell your car first just to ride a bike all that way with cash.. Just take your car there with the 10k for bail then sell the car to buy the truck. Why not just take an uberor rent a car. 24hr car rentals are actually pretty cheap. How is the owner of the
chinese resturant able to just send him another 10k in cash like it's nothing, and why would he do that even if he could. Every conversation with the
chinese guy sounds sketchy as hell.
He runs down prisoner transport on his bike yelling at the driver and prisoners and reaching out toward them. Everything he does is stupid and makes him look more suspicious. The officer warns the chief to back away because hes an expert at close quarters combat then immediately draws his gun and closes the distance when there is no shot so he can be quickly disarmed. The police station dropping its wifi at the perfect time. The slow moving telegraphed awful fight choreography. It's just one stupid scene after another. All of this was in the first 40 minutes as that was as much as I could take.

Complete Garbage.

Based on only the first episode. DEI casting, white male is a douche, though literally every character is an unlikable p.o.s so this may not actually be a woke thing. Her office boss is clearly a trans or drag woman pretending to be a man, and it's done laughably bad. Her mother has an openly racist moment with a black character. I'm not sure how this is labeled as a comedy. Not one single funny moment in the entire first episode. The writing is terrible and the dialog is eye rolling, nobody talks like these people talk. The main character is the most miserable pathetic unlikable person ever. No surprise this was cancelled after 2 seasons, but I am surprised it actually made it to 2 seasons.

Standard Mel Brooks

Nothing woke. Typical of a Mel Brooks parody though maybe on the lesser side. Some decent jokes but not quite on par with his best
movies. if you like Mel Brooks this is probably worth a watch.

Mixed race couple, white people racist. The lead black female is annoying racist character. The acting is bad, the fx are bad,
the lighting and cinematography is bad. Everything about this screams no budget armature hour. Also at the 38 minute mark when I
gave up there is absolutely nothing that would make this a horror movie as advertised.

White People and America Racist, Blacks Innocent Victims.

Flag smasher in the comics is a large Swedish white male while here he has been race and gender swapped into a small bi-racial
female. Typical DEI extreme casting everywhere. I lost count of the amount of mixed race either couples or immediate onscreen
attractions there were. Some instances of girl bosses. A completely out of place nonsense scene involving white police officers
harassing Sam for no reason other than being black. The villains are basically a bunch of immigrants who believe they should have the
right to be in whatever country they want and there should be no borders with one world government. We are repeatedly told they have
the right idea and really aren't evil just misguided and going about it the wrong way. Despite murdering at will and causing widespread
destruction and terrorists activities like you know......TERRORISTS!! The main villain Flag Smasher is a complete joke, not threatening in the least
and has no charisma or real plan at all. It is unbelievable this many people would follow this lunatic so blindly. She is a whiny liberal brainwashed college student who throws a tantum and gets violent anytime she doesn't get her way or someone disagrees with her. Despite these things the production values are excellent and the fight choreography and CG look great. The idea behind the story isn't necessarily bad with the displacement of people after the bling and return it's just bathed in liberal wokeness and drowned. Sam and Bucky are actually great onscreen together and are fun
to watch for the first 4 episodes. Then comes the final 2 episodes. Number five is about 90% percent woke racist trash and almost completely skippable. The long anti-America racist white hatred black victimhood rant Isaiah goes on in just vile disgusting garbage. This is then repeated in episode 6 by Sam at the end after assuming the mantle of Capt America. These last 2 episodes are just pure America and White hating propaganda that completely destroy any fun and enjoyment this series had up until that point.

Average Christmas Comedy

No woke. Not bad but a little better than the first one. The acting is ok but it's kind of a standard christmas comedy cliche story. Maybe
it wasn't when it was released but it is today. The acting is decent and the story as I said is old news. As an ernest movie it's ok
but it doesn't feel as much like an Ernest movie as it does a Christmas feel good comedy with Ernest inserted into it. It's ok but
I'm not sure it's a Christmas classic.