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Overall 4/5
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Nothing woke. Another classic older comedy that mixes physical slapstick with good jokes and a little stoner humor as well. Great soundtrack you don't really see in movies now and actual comedy without all the woke agenda garbage. Manages to avoid most of the more sappy romance stuff in favor of straight comedy. If you like the late 90's early 200's comedy style give this a try.

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Created: 03-29-2026

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Overall 5/5
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Nothing woke. Based on a true story. There is some speculation from some of the people interviewed that the main character is gay but it's never confirmed one way or the other and is never shown or talked about in any way. The main female character is a nasty person but everyone recognizes it as such. Shot in a sort of half documentary half regular film style. Interviews with real people mixed with actors and a typical film style this movie is both hilarious and tragic at the same time. The acting is great and the humor both intentional and as a result of interviews is just spot on. Highly recommended but may not be for everyone.

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Created: 03-29-2026

Wokeness 4/5
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Overall 2/5
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Large amount of DEI casting choices. Another movie where white seems to be a minority. 2 second scene of a flamboyant gay character in the background. Most of the angels are something other than white and Reeves while one of the few white angels can't seem to do anything right. The main character is a constant victim yet refuses to do anything to help himself and reputedly makes dumb choices. Then around the halfway point it gets really preachy. Rich people and corporations are bad, poor struggling people are good and taken advantage of
by the rich. Unions are great. Rich people have it easy and never worked for anything. The story is silly and the humor is just not there. By the 1 hour mark it was getting so cringe with the messaging I couldn't take it anymore. If there had been some actual funny moments mixed in maybe this would of been watchable.

Score: 2

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Created: 03-27-2026

Wokeness 2/5
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Overall 1/5
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One of the most boring dull movies I've seen recently. A spy thriller this is not. I only lasted 40 minutes and was bored out of my mind. The story is very basic but every scene is too long and drawn out and nothing really happens. Even the actors seemed bored and most of the time talked like they were half asleep. Not too woke but the usual token POC characters and some hints of possible feminist girl power nonsense to come.

Score: 1

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Created: 03-27-2026

Wokeness 1/5
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Overall 3/5
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An ok is uneeded update/remake of bewitched. The acting is ok and Ferrel is his usual self but a bit miscast in the role. A different actor
could of elevated this up a notch. There are some decent jokes but it's not really laugh out loud at any point and all a bit too silly in my
opinion. I don't know if I would really say it's woke. I guess Ferrell's character could be seen as the beta emasculated male depending on how you look at it. He's more of a loser self centered douche who's manipulated by witchcraft. Both female and male characters are shown to be wrong in how they treat each other and what they think they want though. I think this is kind of in how the viewer would perceive it. I will give it a mild woke just because it's kind of in how you see it.

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Created: 03-22-2026

Wokeness 3/5
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Overall 1/5
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It says it's based on a true story but I didn't care enough to check on accuracy tot he facts. The acting is average and passable I guess. It's another movie with annoying stupid characters doing dumb things and nobody is likable. Set in 1967 it never really feels like it. They just through some sort of period clothes and and hair in and call it a day. The attitudes and speech are all off. A positive is they used an actual real bear instead of CG. This means it looks great. Unfortunately it also means you will never see the bear and actors in the same scenes so all the 'attacks' are badly shot close ups of bears pawing and biting sleeping bags and cuts to people getting slowly drug away by a person just off screen. No tension or realism to any of the scenes. It's all pretty slow and gets very boring very quickly. I stopped paying attention around the 50 minutes mark somewhere but I'm not
really sure why this is rated R. There are no on screen attacks, the small amount of blood and a few post attack quick shots of wounds are nothing you wont see on tv anymore and i don't even remember there being any language. It's all very sanitized PG content. As for woke there are 2 token black characters that seem unlikely in 1960's Montana mountains. The female ranger seems to be far more competent than her dumb lazy male counterparts and naturally has to deal with sexism. The female characters in general are smarter and able to keep it together more than the overly emotional dumber men.

Score: 1

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Created: 03-18-2026

Wokeness 4/5
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Overall 1/5
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A rom-com for the woke brain rot crowd. Story wise it's a cliché with nothing original though the acting isn't really that bad surprisingly. However the humor just isn't there. It's all eye rolling and not funny in the least. Then there is the woke garbage. The usual mixed race couple where the wife yells at the husband to stop mansplaining then smile smugly and says 'he does whatever I say'. The biggest issue however is the lead male is an annoying pathetic hipster beta douche loser who eats healthy knows nothing about sports hates confrontations and loves to exercise while the lead female is the aggressive alpha type who eats
greasy garbage hates exercise is confrontational and loves football depicting the woke gender role reversal. At one point she talks down to him and basically tells him he's an idiot and naïve to his face. She screws up and tips a guy with a $5k voucher because she thinks it's a $50 dollar one then later when she finds out she yells at him like it's his fault and says he's a thief. This is another of those movies with not one single likable character to be found anywhere. I hated everybody in this and after about 30 minutes I was done with this garbage.

Score: 1

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Created: 03-14-2026

Wokeness 1/5
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Overall 3/5
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The only real woke would be some DEI token characters and the ridiculous scene at the beginning of the 9 months pregnant wife
throwing around and beating up large trained male police officers. It's only one scene but still dumb. Unfortunately the movie just
isn't that great. The story is very cliché, it's the basic good guy has evidence on someone so he's in hiding from a group of people
while trying to blend in. Except here he's doing a terrible job. I mean your apt has been broken into twice in 2 weeks and they try
to kill you so obviously know where you are. He make no attempt to leave, secure the apt, take any kind of precautions or even tell
his wife what is happening. He just goes about his day waiting for them to come back. The acting isn't bad but the action scenes range
from decent to comedic with some bad writing. There is a rooftop chase that is very slow boring and uneventful. There is a scene in the
middle of nowhere with the hero and villain shooting at each other when 2 random kids on dirt bikes come out of the woods. The villain stops
and uses the last of his ammo to fire at them for no apparent reason other than poor writing to segway into a dirt bike chase. Said chase is
also rather boring and leads into an embarrassingly comedic paragliding sequence. Even the conspiracy at the center of the entire plot is a
massive stretch in credibility. It's really more of a 2.5 but I upgraded to 3 because it is somewhat watchable if there's nothing else or you need background noise.

Score: 2

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Created: 03-04-2026

Wokeness 4/5
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Overall 1/5
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I don't understand how this nonsense was so popular and getting low woke scores on here. This reeks of feminism and DEI. Almost all
of the 'good' camp is female including the wise oracle like black woman. There are tons of small overpowered female warriors taking on
much larger men in hand to hand combat. There the magical black man who shows up in episode 2 who has sight. The white female gives birth
to his black twins who both have sight. The majority of the 'bad' camp seems to be male and as far as I can remember all white. Although they
are led by a shaved headed anorexic girlboss who would never be able to realistically maintain power. While I didn't see any rainbow mafia I would fully expect that to show up at some point as well. This is all in the first 2 episodes that is all I could take of this ridiculous garbage. The acting is terrible, the fight choreography is laughable and the story is barebones and cliché. The absolute worst part is the horrible implementation of the blind gimmick. You have a society that's been blind for centuries at this point so everything should be very utilitarian and basic yet we have decorations and ornate designs everywhere from clothes to tools to weapons. There is feathers in peoples hair and the one old lady has a full headdress with jewelry on. I think I remember a few facial tattoos as well but I could be wrong. They go into battle and spread mud all over their faces. WTF for? There are large battle with people everywhere yet nobody ever attacks or hits their own group. They run straight at each other and attack like they can see the other person clearly. Fights are perfectly choregraphed with perfectly defended attacks followed by perfectly on target strikes and nobody missing the mark. The actors look right each other sometimes while talking or face each other straight on, respond to visual ques they shouldn't and look around at their surroundings. It's all so horribly done I can't believe this went on for 3 seasons.

Score: 3

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Created: 03-03-2026

Wokeness 0/5
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Overall 4/5
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It's been so long since I've seen this I forgot a lot of it. It's a classic and is still watchable with some good tension and unsettling scenes. The camera work is incredible and worth watching for that alone. The biggest issue is it depends largely on if it's your first watch or not. There have been so many copycats since it was made that a lot of the scenes seem cliché now and you can see what's coming a mile away. The other big issue is the 'hero' is so unlikable and such a pathetic whiney idiot who constantly does the dumbest things. The ending also is a bit of a letdown. There is nothing woke and it is never boring but if it's a first time watch it may not seem as good as it was when it first came out.

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Created: 03-02-2026

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