No Horror, No Comedy, Just Woke

Way over the top DEI representation and casting in non white and alphabet mafia characters. Multiple obese body positive female
castings. All the white males are either betas, drug dealers, sex offenders, murderers or just all around bad characters while the
DEI's are all portrayed as good people. The acting is mostly awful but there are a few decent performances. The writing is laughably
bad in particular to how operations and preceding's go on a cruise ship. It's like a really bad teen CW show from the 90's with some bad language thrown in to try to make it seem edgy. There is also no comedy and not horror just eye rolling garbage.

Watchable but Very Slow and Not Really Horror

Nothing really woke. The cast is almost all women but it makes sense within the story why the men are all gone. The acting is
good and the cinematography is excellent with some wonderful shots. Unfortunately that's about all it has going for it. While it does
an excellent job of showing the hard life of the period living in the dust bowl it does so at a such a dull slow pace. It's another case
of mis-marketing it as horror when it's not at all. There's some attempts at jump scares that don't even work and they shoot a lot of the
scenes in such a way with angels and ominous music to seem like it should be horror but what's happening in the scene doesn't match what they are trying to convey. There's also a lot of characters thinking they see something moving or hear something but nothing ever happens.

An Actual Decent Kevin Smith Movie??

Nothing woke. A bit different from modern Kevin smith movies. More like his earlier ones actually though a bit tamer in content. Not as
funny as some but I actually liked it better than I thought I would. It's a lighter toned down version of Smith and it actually works rather
well. I would say if you liked early Smith than give this one a shot.

Worst Main Character Ever

Lead female character is the typical modern feminist while every single male character around her is a pathetic cowardly beta.
This might be the most unlikable, rude, arrogant, nasty, aggressive character ever. By the 20 minute mark I hated her so much I was
hoping she would just die horribly. That's not what you want for your main character when you want people to root for her to survive.
Then there is the now common awful writing. Why would her father leave her in charge of the restaurant when he clearly knows w3hat an
unhinged idiot loser she is. But then again he's not too bright either. Why would you leave your dinner open all night with 2 employees
'just in case someone comes in'? The operating cost and employee salaries means you are losing money every single night. Then the sheriff
shows up in the middle on the night and finds out the kids terrorizer her are probably the same psychotic killers from a horrible murder
earlier in the night. So what does he do? Call it in immediately for backup and locks the building down until help gets there? Hell no
not this moron, he jumps up making a scene, grabs her and drags her outside in the wide open then stops halfway to the car and stands
there exposed so he can explain it too her. What idiot got paid to write this stupidity.

Nothing woke. Another victim of poor writing. The acting is pretty good actually and the basic idea is solid. Unfortunatly the writing is full
of stupid characters doing stupid things and scenes that make no sense. As an example at the very beginning the serial killer dosen't bother to
check her pockets or take her smart watch off her. Not all smart watches require phones to work, why would her assume hers dose. When the car
slams into a tree she is in the backseat leaning over the front with no seatbelt on yet is somehow completely unhurt and still in the backseat
after the crash. When she is limping through the woods barely moving and he is right behind her yet allows her to get away and out of his line of sight. It doesn't get any better from there.

Another Franchise Misfire

The only thing a little woke is the leader of the anti godzilla military unit is a mousey little 90lb woman with speghatti arms whos idea
of a workout is stretching. This is one of the worst Godzillas of the era. Bad acting and an incomprehensible script that involves destroying Godzilla with a space weapon that shoots a black hole out. That stupidity speaks for itself. The special FX are anything but special. Both CG and miniatures look about as bad as they ever have. Nothing looks right against the backgrounds and movements and sizes are all wrong. The creatures look terrible and are sometimes just static nonmoving images against moving backgrounds. Best to pretend this one doesn't exist and move along...nothing to see here.

Not As Good As the Originals But Still Watchable

The movie as a whole isn't really woke but the lead female astronaut is an unlikable girlboss with a beta white male following her around.
Also way over the top DEI representation in the characters. There is a scene in a college where they stumble into a gender studies class with a left teacher and her braindead students where they lecture them about there white privilege I think it's meant to make fun
of them though so not sure that counts. This is not nearly as good as the original show or the excellent 1996 movie but its still enjoyable for
what it is. There are some funny moments and it has the general feel of classic B&B but something just feels off. The characters don't quite feel
like themselves like small changes to there personalities were made. It's still worth a watch for fans but not something I would watch again.

Die Hard 2 The Beta Edition

Some dei casting. Typical butch feminist lead investigator. Have you ever watched Die Hard 2 and thought this would be so much better without all the action, and while we're at it McClane is way to much of a tough guy lets make him a cowering sniveling beta instead. If so this is the movie for you. It plays exactly like a 90's action movie but there is almost no action. The main character spends the entire movie about to cry and look like he need to take a minute to talk to his therapist. He continuously makes every stupid decision possible and by the halfway point I just wanted to punch him myself. Bateman
his completely miscast though his acting is fine and he does what he can in the part. The whole thing is just so annoying and slow. There is no reason for this to be 2 hours long. If Egerton's character was better written and a little more thought put into the script this could of been a decent 90's throwback thriller.

Dollar Store First Blood Ripoff

All white male characters are racist and bad. Police bad and racist. Black male good, calm and collected. Female good. The acting is ok
but the writing is some of the worst I've seen. Riding a bike down the middle of the road with 36k in cash wrapped in a plastic bag while
blaring headphones so loud you can't hear anything and complete tunnel vision that you can't see flashing police light and car swerving back and forth right behind you. Why travel that far on a bike with that much cash anyway. They have a bank. Why would you sell your car first just to ride a bike all that way with cash.. Just take your car there with the 10k for bail then sell the car to buy the truck. Why not just take an uberor rent a car. 24hr car rentals are actually pretty cheap. How is the owner of the
chinese resturant able to just send him another 10k in cash like it's nothing, and why would he do that even if he could. Every conversation with the
chinese guy sounds sketchy as hell.
He runs down prisoner transport on his bike yelling at the driver and prisoners and reaching out toward them. Everything he does is stupid and makes him look more suspicious. The officer warns the chief to back away because hes an expert at close quarters combat then immediately draws his gun and closes the distance when there is no shot so he can be quickly disarmed. The police station dropping its wifi at the perfect time. The slow moving telegraphed awful fight choreography. It's just one stupid scene after another. All of this was in the first 40 minutes as that was as much as I could take.

Complete Garbage.

Based on only the first episode. DEI casting, white male is a douche, though literally every character is an unlikable p.o.s so this may not actually be a woke thing. Her office boss is clearly a trans or drag woman pretending to be a man, and it's done laughably bad. Her mother has an openly racist moment with a black character. I'm not sure how this is labeled as a comedy. Not one single funny moment in the entire first episode. The writing is terrible and the dialog is eye rolling, nobody talks like these people talk. The main character is the most miserable pathetic unlikable person ever. No surprise this was cancelled after 2 seasons, but I am surprised it actually made it to 2 seasons.