Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Some DEI overrepresentation. All the villains are white. Most of the now typical feminism in movies now including girlbosses. Not surprisingly several of the females are terrible actors. White supremacists with Nazi tattoos try to kill Amondo. Some racist scenes and comments that would never happen if the roles were reversed. The story is cliche and unoriginal. The jokes are stale and not funny. Even though both actors are pushing 60 they act like they are still 30 except when the script needs them to suddenly act older. Marcus is incredibly annoying this time around. The action sequences are dull and just get more and more ridiculous and unrealistic as the movie goes on. The writing is typical of modern Hollywood stupidity. It's watchable if all your looking
for is braindead noise and you can get past the nonsense writing.
Created: 09-11-2025
Main couple is a beta male who is a loser video game designer to the aggressive unlikable alpha female smart architect who talks down to him
and belittles him. I hated her within 15 min. Their neighbors are a white male and black female mixed race couple. The old white mane downstairs has a black granddaughter. In Germany mind you with an estimated 1.2 percent black population. The acting is passable at best but the writing is abysmal to anyone capable of logical thought. The couple attempts to drill through the barricade with a drill that is turning so slow you might as well be spinning it by hand yet manages to overheat and turn red hot. This same pathetic drill and a tiny hammer have no problem knocking a large hole big enough to crawl through in a solid brick firewall between apartments. The same apartments where a few minutes later after conveniently finding a sledgehammer in their neighbors apartment closet blow a hole through the floor like tissue paper that is clearly 1/2 inch thick plywood and that's it. 40 minutes was I could take of this no effort garbage, I no longer cared what the mystery with the barricade was.
Created: 09-09-2025
Nothing woke. Excellent performance by Hopkins and good acting all around really. This isn't much of a horror movie but more of a psychological thriller. I wouldn't even call it a slasher. It's a slow burn look at a decent into madness. More creepy and disturbing than actually scary. The biggest issue I have is that we don't see or are told why he snaps or develops another personality. We see him fail on stage one time at the beginning and then he just has the dummy and goes from there. It's worth a watch for Hopkins probably not something to watch again.
Created: 09-08-2025
The weekest of the trilogy and probably completely unneccesary sequel. The acting is fine but the jokes are now becoming recycled and stale with
more cringe eyerolling than funny. There is still some funny moments but far less the before and the situations that keep happening are getting less and less funny and more ridiculous. I'm giving it 1 woke star just because for some reason they decided to make all the male characters horndog libido chasing a-holes that can't control themselves but act like they did nothing wrong but none of the women act like that.
Created: 09-07-2025
Again I don't remember anything woke. I personally thought this was better than the first. Great continuation of the storyline with the clash of cultures between paranoid ex-CIA and free love hippies. Lots of humor and fun to be had.
Created: 09-07-2025
I don't remember anything woke. Pretty good film that holds up well. The acting and jokes are mostly good. It's the usual
comedy of errors and misconceptions around the nervous meet the in-laws storyline.
Created: 09-07-2025
Main couple is mixed race. This could of been a decent turn your brain off action comedy but there are some big issues. The dialoge is awful
and the acting by Foxx and Diaz seems off. It could just be because they have no chemistry and are not believable as a couple whatsoever. The story is unoriginal and cliché. The action scenes are boring but at least Diaz looks like she trained for it. The biggest issue is the annoying irritating bratty kids. That was enough for me and I tuned out around 40 min. If you can get past the insufferable kids this is probably an ok watch in a turn your brain off kind of way.
Created: 09-07-2025
A lesbian couple that feels very forced is the only real woke I saw. The acting isn't as bad as I expected though there are a couple of
actors that are notably much worse than the rest. It's your typical backwoods slasher with the piglet name shoehorned in to try to pretend
it's something different. Everything about this feels very cheap and amateur, the camera angles and cuts are bad, the dialogue is bad, the kills
and FX are boring and look cheap. Best to avoid this one.
Created: 09-05-2025
DEI, girlboss, multiple mixed race couples, women smart men dumb. This is terrible. Bad acting, bad writing, bad everything. The action scenes
are cheap and ugly. Davidson is annoying and totally miscast. Eddie Murphy looks bored out of his mind and devoid of his usual energy he brings to his acting. The jokes and humor don't work and aren't funny in the least.
Created: 08-31-2025
I didn't see anything woke but I only made it 30 minutes into this poorly written mess. The acting is good and it's competently made, but that's about it. So basically this homicide detective with what appears to be super powered hearing runs into a stopped car and bumps his head and goes almost deaf. Yup, actually runs on foot into it. He needs hearing aids that barely work and sometimes not at all but somehow is still on the job as a homicide detective. Sure why not. The deaf female witness character is instantly nasty and unlikable, as to be expected. The sign language interpreter the police department uses is unavailable and apparently the only one in the entire city so even though he barely knows how to sign they need him interpret for them. But wait she reads lips and is capable of giving a written statement, not only
that she caught the entire thing on video! What is this writing!
Created: 08-29-2025