Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Nothing really woke. This is another one of those movies thats not so much bad as it is just boring, bland and pointless. There is no real
story here. There may not of even been a script. The whole thing feels like someone found an old video they shot in the 90's of a local baseball
game then edited it into this and called it a movie. It's marketed as a comedy but there is nothing funny about this at all. Go down to your local
park or ballfield and sit in and listen and you will get the exact same experience.
Created: 06-20-2025
The only thing woke I saw was the out of place Black 'reverend' hero DEI character. Granted i mercifully shut this down after about 15 minutes but
that was all my sanity could take. Horrible acting and dialoge to match the cliche story and terrible FX. This is another one of those bad 90's
DTV movies. How is stuff this bad still getting made.
Created: 06-19-2025
While it's not really woke it should be noted there are mostly only 3 characters in the majority of the movie and the 2 white males are both
criminals while the female is the good one. Most of the movie takes place on a plane with 3 people. The fx are average and the story is nothing original. The acting is not very good and the lead actress in particular is terrible. She has zero emotional range whatsoever and her lines are delivered in a monotone blank face delivery the entire movie. The humor is dumb and doesn't work and the writing as per usual is garbage. The very beginning of the movie the marshal doesn't bother to check and verify the pilots ID even though she is transporting a witness who is going to testify. The assassins get the upper hand on the marshal than rather than deal with her or the witness he's supposed to kill just starts talking and ignores her. Than 2 minutes later the marshal gets the upper hand and rather than secure the assassin turns her back on him to talk to the witness. I gave up at the 45 minute mark as it seemed
to not be getting any better.
Created: 06-04-2025
Nothing woke. This is a low budget film with a very limited cast. The acting is pretty good and the atmosphere is great. There are some
very creepy moments and few jump scares. Most of the horror relies on building tension and genuinely unsettling scenes. The story is pretty good and the first hour is great. Unfortunately once the full story and motivations are revealed the last half hour falls apart and the writing takes a turn for the worse. Character motivations don't make sense or just don't seem to exist. It's an average horror movie that could of been a lot better if the final 30 minutes hadn't fallen apart
Spoilers.................................... Why when Yana finds all the photos, teeth and
blood vial inside the creepy statue does she just put everything back and act like it's no big deal and just goes to bed. Darcy just happens
to go upstairs and just happens to sit in front of a trap door. A trap door that is never shown or mentioned until that particular moment in the movie. A trap door that goes nowhere and serves no purpose other than a conveniently placed deathtrap.
Created: 05-30-2025
Is this really what passes for horror these days. What a slow boring slog of a movie. There are no scares at all. There is a presence floating
around a house watching a dysfunctional family and occasionally moving things around. Nothing happens. The acting is average to bad. There is no real story. The weird pov camera shots and movements aren't creepy or scary just gimmicky. While it's not overtly woke there is the must have
mixed race couple with the beta weak white husband and the aggressive nasty snarky Asian wife. Some other DEI background characters aside that's really it. The movie isn't even really bad it's just so pointless and boring.
Created: 05-28-2025
This has a surprising amount of modern feminism in it. The female lead in the opening scene screws up and gets fellow soldiers killed and
is demoted while we are still told she is one of the best. Then suddenly and for no real reason is just placed as the only female on the
all male team to train to operate mechagodzilla. After an odd training montage that appears to be basic training and nothing to do with actually operating the Mech we are told she is the best of team and will operate the Mech. She is the best at everything, even hand to hand over the male soldiers. Her acting is pretty bad and she mostly just walks around with resting bitch face. The story seems to ignore the original mechagodzilla movies and pretends they never happened.
The FX again are a mixed bag with the miniatures looking better than the very fake looking CG and bad green screen. Mechagodzilla looks like a large plastic toy. The practical FX do look pretty good and there is a fair amount of action if you can take the obnoxious lead female there is some entertainment to be had.
Created: 05-25-2025
I only lasted about 15 minutes into this but there was nothing woke at that point. How this currently has a 5.9 in IMDB is just proof of fake
ratings. This is typical no budget amateur film school slop. Terrible acting, sound, editing, FX, dialogue and everything else. It's desperately
trying to be an 80's style slasher but fails miserably. Why would you make this over 2 hours long? Cut this down to a fast paced 80-90 minutes and make you bare bones budget go a little farther and you might have a watchable film.
Created: 05-25-2025
This should of been a fun old school action movie, instead we get a 90's direct to video dud. The acting and dialogue is terrible, the fight
scenes are mediocre and poorly shot. This has every single 80's-90's action cliché you can think of and not in a good way. The bad guys fire thousands of round but always miss everything. There is the usual over representation of minorities in casting and they all appear to be fine upstanding citizens. The villains are Russians, wow how original.
Created: 05-23-2025
Complete garbage. Dei casting everywhere. The entire first story revolves around racist skinhead nazis and their so called peaceful victims
minorities in their woke bar where the entrance has a giant sign saying 'no racism, not sexism, no hemophobia' The violent nazis show up at
the woke bar and push their way in, then just push some stuff over and call people names and leave, that's it. The snowflake wokies then claim
they were attacked and had their asses kicked so they execute a plan to arm themselves and violently attack and murder the nazis while celebrating how brave they are. There is of course the white male with the Asian love interest to keep the mixed race agenda alive. I hit stop as soon as the second 'tale' started with a white cop going into an ice cream shop and going on a racist sexist rant to the two black females. The acting is terrible the FX are all bad CG. Nothing about this is period accurate to the 80's. This is just some Gen Z woke D-Bags playing dress up and complaining about how bad the past was.
Created: 05-21-2025
Shyamalan has hit rock bottom with this one. This may actually be worse than the Happening. The writing is so bad and unrealistic I would guess
A.I. was involved with this one. Nobody talks or acts like real people do. Every single scene is the dumbest most unrealistic thing they could
think of. There is so much wrong with the writing I'm not even wasting time listing some of it. Hartnett is fun to watch as the over the top
psycho but that's really all there is to it. Most of the other acting is bad and the story is nonsense. Also I'm not even sure what the point
was, I mean the trailer gives everything away. Even if you haven't seen the trailer everything is revealed within the first 20 minutes or so. There
is no mystery, no tension, no buildup or thrills. Then there's the problem that it's way to long for what little script there is so they spend a large
amount of time basically filming a concert with crowd shots. That's another problem entirely, half this movie seems like a vanity project for the directors daughter to pretend to be a popstar. Spoiler alert...she's terrible. The music sucks and her singing and acting is awful. As far woke it's all the usual stuff, other than the lead villain there are no other white male's other than some background characters. Pretty much all the leads are female and the few more prominent male's are black or Asian. There is a very short scene with a gay character hitting on another male. Way to much DEI casting in general with far more than realistic female police and FBI agents. The 80 year old 4ft female FBI profiler who is on site running the whole show is laughable and looks like she's about to fall over. I'm giving this one star for Hartnett and the only reason to waste time watching this.
Created: 05-18-2025