Pha-Q woke's Reviews
More Childish Environmental Junk
This again has some of the environmentalist stuff. There is also a weird thing with the two main characters being male and it definitly gives off
a gay couple vibe. It is never mentioned but it really feels like they were being subtle about it. Opening scene is the 2 of themn on a riverside
picnic. I mean maybe in Japan straight friends go on picnics together? There are other little subtle things throughout as well. This oddly has
a complete lack of any female characters as well making it even more suspect. I don't know maybe I'm wrong and I guess I won't ding it too much for the ambiguously gay duo. This is about the same as the previous couple of movies. Child main actor, bad acting poor story, poor FX, no budget, heavy use of stock footage as well as reusing footage from past movies. This is another childish, silly entry scraping the bottom for the franchise. Another skip for this one.
Created: 08-16-2024
More Woke Netflix Garbage
A LOT of DEI especially for the time period and location. Black stepmother making the mixed race couple possible. DEI stepmother
is the only one who is noble and good, all the white people are bad. Basset who can actually act is just terrible here. So out of place
and bad attempt at accent. There is of course the usual feminist drivel. Armored trained knights have tried to kill the dragon but
all failed yet this lone girl who struggles to drag a small tree branch at the beginning of the film just magically and suddenly turns into
Rambo and defeats the dragon using only the power of the vag. Millie Brown is a mediocre actor at best who is constantly shoved down
audience throats by hollywood and you get all that mediocrity on display here. The CG is all over the place. Some scenes look pretty good
while others look terrible. The poor writing once again is the real downfall here. There is some modern out of place terminology used.
She gets thrown down a tall shaft and lands on rock yet the only injury she suffers is a scratch on the cheek. She's told by the dragon the
quiet ones live longer than proceeds to immediately wonder around the cave screaming and making as much noise as possible. She chops her hair off with a knife and the results are a perfect modern bob cut. The cave contains conveniently place items of use for her to stumble onto.
Dragon has so many opportunities to kill her and just doesn't for no reason. She should of died many times over. Armor plated men enter the cave and the dragon kills them all instantly yet she continues to live.
Created: 08-15-2024
Another Low Budget Childish Godzilla Entry
I didn't notice any woke. Godzilla continues it's decline in quality. Another entry with a child as the main character. Nonsense childish
story and mediocre acting. An obvious lack of budget causes them to reuse monster scenes from previous movies. The new scenes don't look very good. This is another one it's safe to pass on. Maybe ok for kids only.
Created: 08-13-2024
Godzilla The Environmentalist
So this is basically just environmentalist propaganda and while not really woke in the traditional sense it is kind of woke in it's own way hence the 1 woke score. The acting is not great with much of the film focusing on an annoying child with bad acting. The story is just garbage. Pollution and sewage dumped in the ocean has created a giant turd monster. Literally. It's nonstop preaching about pollution and the environment. Long lingering shots of sewage runoff and floating debris that last forever. Strange out of place musical numbers. Random animated sequences. The Hedorah costume looks terrible, the fight scenes are laughable. Long scenes of the two monsters staring at
each other waving their arms in what looks like sign language?. This is even worse than All Monsters Attack.
Created: 08-12-2024
I Enjoyed It But I'm Not Really Sure Why
2 Lesbian characters. A comment about 'toxic masculinity'. Not overly woke or preachy. This is another film that is not for everyone. The acting is pretty bad. It's basically an 80's slasher with most of it from the point of view of the killer. This results in long shots over the should of walking slowly through the woods or standing and watching people. This is not action packed, but than again
most slashers from the 80's were fairly slow by todays standards. I also think the decision to shoot in fullscreen instead of widescreen
hurts the film. It makes it seem cheaper and more amateur than it already does. The victims are extremely unlikable and that doesn't help either. The gore and FX are very well done with practical instead of CG and works wonderfully. There isn't much scary though since you always know where the killer is and the other characters are so unlikable you really don't care about them. My 4 star rating is probably a little generous but I enjoyed it for what it was and will see the inevitable sequel.
Created: 08-11-2024
Why Is This Nonsense So Popular
How is this getting woke free ratings? Large amount of DEI. Multiple girl bosses. Only 1 white main male character surrounded by DEI casting. This in not counting the white pilot who is of course unlikable and killed quickly for being an idiot. Actually all male characters not just the white ones, are nothing more than comedy relief sidekicks. All positions of leadership and power are held by females. The acting is ok but the dialog is terrible. This entire movie is 1 giant corny, cheesy, eye rolling disaster. The story is cobbled together nonsense with inconsistencies
everywhere. The highlight of this should be giant monster action and great visuals. Sadly if fails there as well. Everything looks just
so fake, like a video game. It's too bright, glossy, shiny and clean. Nothing looks real. Kong acts too human in mannerisms and thought
process. They all do actually, this supposed to be a giant monster movie, you know animals. Not giant monsters acting like humans
The human integration looks like it was all done on a giant empty set with nothing but green screen. This weird effect was used
with blurring around the edges and backgrounds of shots that looks awful and makes it look even more fake. The characters are unlikable and the humor doesn't work and isn't funny, just bad. What was the point of the Kong sore tooth gag? Why the hell would you replace it with an implant? What's the point? It's ridiculous. Why does everything have to be some stupid joke now, nothing is serious. Giant monster movies shouldn't be a dumb comedy as a priority. So there are giant monsters on the surface causing death and hundreds of million of dollars in destruction regularly and everyone is fine with it? Constant rebuilding and money aren't a problem? Why would life continue as normal with no concerns about this at all? It's stupid. Kong is now some kind of survivalist Rambo type setting traps and leading his enemies
into them? WTF was that? Kong gets augmented with a transformers/Hellboy hand and Godzilla gets....the power of Pink. Sigh. This movie desperately wants to be a Marvel superhero movie and it just doesn't work. Godzilla 2014, skull island and King of the monsters are way better movies and understood what these movies are supposed to be. They were dark and more serious with a constant hint of dread, as it should be. This is just bright, shiny silly garbage for kids. Go watch Godzilla Minus One instead, that movie destroys this nonsense.
Created: 08-11-2024
Typical Woke Netflix Show
The first couple of seasons aren't too bad. Some humorous moments and decent acting but then the acting and writing goes to hell. The sister who has a boyfriend in the beginning suddenly gets turned into a lesbian and the show of course has to focus more and more on that character. Turns out the actor playing her part is no surprise a 'non-binary' they/them idiot. So you then identify yourself as sexless and multiple people. Yup mentally ill. All the characters become extremely annoying unlikable people and it just turns into the usual woke trash. Also the typical actors in there 20's trying to play teens and it is very obvious they aren't.
Created: 08-10-2024
Terrible Childish Godzilla Entry
No woke. This is a silly Godzilla entry for kids only. The story is nonexistent. The acting is not good and its virtually all kids. Some of the creature designs aren't too bad but the FX and fights are not great. There's really no reason to watch this one. It's like a weird kids movie that shoehorned Godzilla in to try for a quick cheap payday.
Created: 08-10-2024
Silly But Fun Godzilla Movie
No woke. Heavy on action, both Kaiju and otherwise. Lots of giant monsters action if that's what you want. Good acting and the action
is well done. The story is a bit weird but it's not too bad. The monster suits mostly look good with a few odd exceptions. The minature
sets look great though the toy vehicles are obvious and not well done. The final monster fight is a blast and fun to watch. You really can't go wrong with this one if you like Godzilla or any of the Japanese Kaiju movies.
Created: 08-09-2024
One Of The Best and A Must Watch Classic
No woke. One of the best heist movies of all time. Excellent acting and writing. It can come across as a little drama heavy at times
and has that very 90's feel that some won't like or 'get'. Contains one of the best if not the best shootout scenes in cinematic history
for firearm accuracy, sound effects and legitimacy overall, worth watching for that scene alone. So many good actors make appearances
in this, and a must watch in my opinion.
Created: 08-09-2024
