Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Still More Unfunny Comedy
Checks most DEI boxes. Anti Male comments. Trump bad comments. The Tanner/Politician character is just there to be a Leftist mouthpiece.
This is another 'comedy' without any funny content. Full of unlikable annoying characters. The acting is actually pretty good but the writing again is garbage. As soon as you recognize the political bent of the movie the killer is obvious and the ending is as stupid as you might expect. Also I don't know if it's just the way it was filmed or if it's just bad fx, but all the exterior and outdoor shots look terrible and very obviously appear to be greenscreen fake backgrounds.
Created: 06-30-2024
Another Annoying Unfunny Woke 'Comedy'
DEI hires, Gay characters, interracial love interest. The real problem here again is it's just not funny. It's annoying and the characters are unlikable. The writing is bad and dumb and none of the characters are relatable, funny or likable in any way.
Created: 06-28-2024
Average Omen Ripoff
I didn't notice any woke. Basically an Omen ripoff. Good acting and gore fx, though the gore is barely there until the final 20 mins. This is another modern horror that relies way to much on cheap jump scares and loud noises, there's no real scares to be found. At only 90 mins it is so slow and boring it feels twice as long as it is. Of course the church and religion is bad again.
Created: 06-27-2024
Better Than Anything From Disney
I didn't notice anything woke. Good animation and actually pretty funny. The voice acting was well done and it was more entertaining than I expected. Actual good themes and message with no ideology, unlike anything from Disney now. You should definitely check this one out.
Created: 06-25-2024
On Par With Afterlife
Dei Hires. Girl Bosses. Definite lesbian undertones from Phoebe and the female ghost. About the same as Afterlife. Silly, stupid and unnecessary. The CG is good and the acting is decent by most except for the Phoebe character who is just a complete blank the entire movie, no emotional range whatsoever. The writing has holes everywhere and is not very good. The villain is barely there and the design and look is totally out of place to the rest of the ghostbusters films and just seems odd. Paul Rudds character is a bumbling moron the whole movie and is just painful to watch. It's not the worst thing and I made it through the entire movie but the original are still the miles above anything modern.
Created: 06-25-2024
PG Rom-Com Without the Woke
No woke. Clean PG fish-out-of-water type Rom-Com. Nice scenery and actually funny if a bit cliché.
Created: 06-24-2024
Nonsense Lopez Produced Vanity Project
Over the top DEI again. The movie is heavily populated with Asian and black characters with almost no white ones. An AI robot states it's pronouns. There is so much potential for a fun if cliched turn your brain off action movie but it just fails miserably. The writing is bad, really bad. The acting is bad by almost everyone but Lopez in particular is just laughably awful and horribly miscast in the role. Does anyone actually believe 55 year old Lopez playing a 38 year old scientist and why does every scene look like she just stepped out of the hair salon with fresh makeup on? Maybe because she produced this garbage vanity project. Even if they had cast someone else the writing needed a major overhaul. Just one example early on the ship comes under fire in orbit and
none of the professional trained soldiers makes it yet this too stupid to live character makes it into a mech suit, manages to freefall from orbit blindly through a warzone without getting hit, never bothers to strap into the suit as instructed so just getting hammered around inside then barely gets the thrusters to activate right before impact with the surface and somehow survives just fine and isn't turned into ground beef on contact. Also the Mech suit suffers no damage from this and is functioning normally. This might actually be one the dumbest movies of the year.
Created: 06-24-2024
Alphabet Mafia Does Animated Pets
Gender ideology, Gay, Lesbian and Trans characters. In an animated show about animal pets in therapy. Complete garbage. Not funny at all. Just toilet humor and woke nonsense.
Created: 06-23-2024
Not Funny, Not Horror, DEI Heavy
Too many DEI background and secondary characters in a country that's 86 percent white. This is another horror/comedy with no horror or comedy. The acting is over the top trying to be funny, the comedy makes no sense and is just dumb. It's just silly not funny.
Created: 06-23-2024
More Gen Z Nonsense
Not really woke other than some DEI. As the other review stated this is brain dead Gen Z junk. The acting is fine and the 80's theme done is done ok but the script is not good. The comedy is just to stupid to be funny, the horror non existent. Nobody here is likeable. It isn't offensively bad it's just dumb.
Created: 06-21-2024