Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Entitled Feminist Ruins It
All the usual feminist garbage. A stupid amount of DEI hires and mixed race couples. All the men are stupid sexist and racist. The acting is ok and there are some actual funny parts but the lead character is just so annoying, entitled, and unlikable. She's supposed to be 34 but acts like an idiot early 20's moron and uses every stupid social media and leftist buzzword you can thing of. She's just so irritating and punchable It ruins the entire movie.
Created: 03-13-2024
Slow, Dull and Boring.
Two mixed race couples and all men are useless or bad. Climate alarmism while not woke is political propaganda. The acting
decent but the writing and directing are terrible. This is another arthouse drama pretending to be a genre film. Painfully dull and boring. Long lingering shots of nothing. Weird cuts and edits. Everything is shot way to close up and the camera never pulls back or gives any wide shots so you can't see anything happening, it's all implied and just off screen. Unless you enjoy very, very slow moving movies with minimal story skip this one.
Created: 03-11-2024
Actually Not Bad, Even if It's Unoriginal and Cliché
The 'villain' is a white male who prays and thanks God though race isn't really mentioned so this is a minor thing. There is a comment about 'white American history' in school. There is no such thing as black or white history, there is only history. This is a leftist racist idea. However it's only one comment and could be missed if your not paying attention.
One of the players is revealed to be a girl hiding by never taking off her helmet and when they find out it's somehow made to be a big deal and special. It only lasts for one scene and is never brought up again. While it is said that they are poor kids with no advantages that no one cares about race is never mentioned or hinted at so I don't see this as woke.
These are all small elements that last for a second and are gone, they could easily be missed or overlooked and are not the focus of the movie. The acting is surprisingly good. The story is of course very predictable and has not one original idea that hasn't been done before in these types of movies. It's basically a vulgar R rated Bad News Bears. Snoop is a little ridiculous in the role of an ex NFL player with his stick legs and arms but whatever it's a stupid comedy. That being said there are some funny moments and it's worth a watch if you enjoy these types of movies.
Created: 03-03-2024
Almost Good.... But At Least No Woke
No woke that I noticed. The acting is pretty great all around. The story however is all over the place. This doesn't know what it wants to be. A weird oddball comedy, end of career hitman thriller, mobster movie, romantic drama. It tries and fails at them all. The story just kind of meanders along and scenes are badly edited together and disjointed. There are no good action scenes, no suspense, no tension. The weird romance angle between 70 year old Brosnan and 43 year old Baccarin is
just weird and creepy. The whole movie just feels like a very low budget amateur made film despite costing 16 million dollars to make. At one point Charlie calls ahead to warn the casino they are about to get hit then pulls up to what literally looks like a whole in the wall bar with a single tv and pool table. That's the mobs casino? Really!? Why is every single scene of them from inside a car while driving such obviously bad green screen? In several scenes it's bright middle of the day sun
outside and yet so dark inside the car it looks like night. There is a good little thriller of a movie that would of been nice to see with a competent director and writer.
Created: 03-03-2024
Complete Woke Garbage!
When I saw all the news articles everywhere praising how great this movie is I knew it was going to be woke but I wasn't
prepared for how awful in general this is. So much DEI everywhere. The body positive 70's afro sporting badly miscast FBI agent who is openly rascist and just an all around despicable person. The typical Hollywood feminist aggressive, hateful, violent. The call center is of course mostly white and run by a rich white beta coward of a man. The real boss if some comically absurd white male one percenter who rides a skateboard around and generally dresses and acts like an 80's reject. This is all in the 40 minutes I could stand of this pile of garbage. The acting is just terrible especially the FBI agent. The dialog and writing in general are laugh out loud bad. This scam center has been around
for a long time and everyone including the FBI has been trying to find them but can't, he literally makes on call to his magic female friend and she finds them instantly. Things just seem to magically happen in this movie for no reason and make no sense whatsoever. The action scenes aren't even that great either, very basic. This is just another brainless,
stupid mind-numbing film for the idiotic gen z to consume.
Created: 03-02-2024
Not So Great
This is a little hard to rate as I have never seen the original source material. Reading some reviews however it seems there were multiple gender and race swaps. I only watched the first episode but there is
a nonexistent 'non-binary' character played by a mentally ill 'non-binary' actor that shows up in later episodes. There also seems to be a lot of complaints the this is totally inaccurate from the source material.
Personally I found the GC to be top notch. The acting however is very hit or miss, some good some very bad. The humor and dialog is childish and cringe. The fight scenes are very badly done and choreographed.
It's possible it gets better in later episodes but given this was canned after 1 season why bother.
Created: 02-26-2024
Worst Marvel Movie Ever
Taika Waititi is a hack who has no understanding or respect for the characters, universe or story he is telling. Gone is the noble warrior Thor from the previous movies, Thor is a completely castrated
bumbling fool of a joke in this, actually all the male characters
are. Black Valkyrie and Woke She-Thor are super strong and perfect and amazing. This is just one big girl power movie. Black Valkyrie is now king/girl boss, Korg is now gay, Heimdall's kid is trans.
Sif who was actually a great female character in previous movies is completely sidelines and not even in this but for about 1 minute. What the hell the Zeus character was supposed to be I will never
now. So many good actors in this acting like totally morons. This was so bad I actually felt embarrassed for the actors to be doing this trash. Things just happen in this that make no sense or completely
go against established rules. How exactly is She-Thor worthy to hold Mjolnir and why does it transform her into an exact replica of real Thor? How is Thor can just seem to just spread his power around to anyone at will including turning a bunch of children into a mini Thor army complete with full power? Stormbringer was crated from the flames of a dying star and will turn anyone who not
worthy that touches in mad, but here literally anyone can just grab it even a child and nothing happens. Also very noticeable is the camera angles and what appears to be platforms for She-Thor to make her look
bigger. Natalie Portman is a very tiny 5'3 and Chris Hemsworth is 6'3 yet in every shot she appears to much closer in size to him. Even Tessa Thompson who is a slightly taller 5'4 is usually shown to be
shorter than She-Thor. This suffers from the uneven VFX a lot of modern movies do as well with the terrible and obvious green screens and sometimes great looking FX shots missed with some really terrible ones.
The only bright spot in this is the completely wasted excellent performance by Christian Bale as Gorr. His few scenes are excellent and very well done. It's actually almost like 2 different directors filmed this
movie, one competent that shot the dark serious Gorr scenes and the incompetent Waititi who shot the rest like a bad Monty Python parody of the MCU. It's just rapid fire jokes and none of it is funny!! How do you
take this dark tragic storyline and turn it into the absolute worst marvel movie ever? This might actually be the worst super hero movie ever beating out Catwoman and even Blue Beetle.
Created: 02-26-2024
So Much Potential
Based on the 1st 2 episodes only. Over the top DEI hires. This is a mix of animation and live action parody/satire on superheroes in general and seems to be DC comics in particular. The animation is very well done, but unfortunately the live action acting is terrible and the VFX are pretty bad. The comedy is all over the place, sometimes very subtle, sometimes slapstick and sometimes very in your face. I personally didn't find it all that funny but the storyline could of been great if they had maybe dropped the live action and just went with full animated series. I couldn't get past the first 2 episodes as the acting is just so bad it really ruins any chance of enjoyment.
Created: 02-21-2024
Complete Woke Garbage
This is a woke disaster. Andra and Grayskull have been race swapped from white to black. He-Man and Skeletor are
killed in episode 1 and it becomes the Teela show. From there on she seems to transition into a steroided out man
complete with bulging muscles and a male body. Everything revolves around Teela and her 'journey'. We are constantly
told she's amazing and the best ever, never mind that she's a horrible unlikable character. In season 2 Skeletor returns
for half a second and is a total simp for Evil-Lyn and is tricked into giving his power to her so she can
also transition into a muscle bulging steroid male character and become the villain. Except she's not really evil just
manipulated and tricked into it by Skeletor, because females can't be bad. The voice acting and animation
is very well done it's just such a shame that that fake fan Kevin Smith had to get his little beta
hands on it. Go watch the original or 2002 series instead.
Created: 02-21-2024
Terrible, Terrible Amateur Movie
Full disclosure I could only make it about 30 min in before giving up. The usual mixed race couple was all I really saw at that point. Everything about this is so bad I was expecting Steven Seagal to show up at any second. The acting and dialogue are terrible. The fight scenes and action are so poorly done and shot it's so obvious how slow they are moving. Find something else to watch, anything really.
Created: 02-21-2024
