Pha-Q woke's Reviews
More Lame PG Zoomer 'Horror'
I didn't notice any woke. The acting is ok at best. Once again this is not really a horror movie. Maybe a psychological drama? There are really only 2 actors in the majority of the film. Story is bare bones and moves at a glacial pace. This could of easily been a short film. The main character has Agoraphobia but why does she live in basically complete darkness in her apartment. She's a pro video game player whos enters a tournament to win money. Pro tournaments are always played in person at a set location, you can not play online from home, ever. The makers couldn't even be bothered to get this right. Not worth a watch even for gamers.
Created: 08-04-2024
Silly Skippable Entry in the Godzilla Franchise
No woke. This is just not very good. The acting is ok mostly except by the actors in the monsters suits. The fights are comical this time around.
Godzilla does some weird victory dance? At one point he squares up in a boxing stance complete with foot shuffling and starts throwing 1-2
boxing punches. The movements in general are just off here and it just looks to much like actors in rubber suits. The story is also really weird.
It feels like a standard 50's/60's sci fi movie but with Godzilla shoehorned in. There is very little monster action and it's primarily in the final 20 minutes. The miniature sets don't look as good here either and aren't blended as well with the rest of the FX. This is one that can be
skipped except for the hardcore Godzilla fans.
Created: 08-02-2024
Cliche, Bland, Unfunny and Woke
Some DEI casting, multiple mixed race couples. A main storyline throughout is a mixed race lesbian couples wedding. Anti white racist comments from a black character. The acting is ok but this suffers the same fate as most modern comedies in that it is cliché and just no funny.
The writing is bland, the story has been done a million times before and there is nothing original here at all. The dialogu is not great
and humor all misses the mark. It's not really so much bad as it is just completely mediocre.
Created: 08-01-2024
Excellent Movie
I didn't see anything woke. This seems to be pretty close to the actual true story. His real girlfriend was Mexican so that is accurate casting. Great acting all around and very interesting story. Well written and told and actual funny humor. Well worth a watch.
Created: 07-31-2024
Not Good But Oddly Enjoyable Somehow
No woke. This is not a good movie but it is a very fun movie. The story is completely crazy nonsense. The acting is not great and too much time is spent on the human weird story. The monster fights however are so much fun and the miniature fx and destruction are well done. This movie is much more entertaining than it should be and a must watch for Godzilla fans.
Created: 07-30-2024
Commercial for Zoom and Facetime
Woke consists of over representation in DEI casting. The is a terrible 'movie'. The entirety of this is shot through zoom calls, live streams,
phone cams, security cams, facetime, you get the idea. The overall idea isn't bad in itself it's just horribly made. The acting and dialog is terrible. The story progression and writing is so poorly thought out and implemented. There is just no reason to watch this other
than morbid curiosity.
Created: 07-29-2024
Another watchable entry in the franchise.
No Woke. Excellent sequel. Great acting and story. FX hold up very well, with the miniatures blending well with the surroundings.
Mothra battles are very well done with plenty of action.
Created: 07-29-2024
Badly Written Angsty Drama
DEI heavy casting. Based on first episode. This is listed as horror-thriller-drama. It's really just another angsty teen drama. More 20 somethings playing high school kids. Unlikable characters. The acting is ok but the story and writing are painful. This is another one of those weird
shows where you have current kids listening to 80's and 90's music and spouting the same pop culture references. That is not how
kids today talk and act. Do a little research or spend some time around kids.
Created: 07-29-2024
Not Bad At All
No woke. Watched the original Japanese version. The story is a ok as is most of the acting. This is a lighter more humurous version
of Godzilla. The fx are ok but the close ups on the monsters faces look strange. The two monsters only actually fight each other
in the final 10 minutes and it is unfortuanlly a bit lackluster. Still though it's a big piece of movie history and is still enjoyable.
Created: 07-28-2024
Not As Good As The OG, But Still Watchable
No Woke. I watched the original Japanese version of the this not the butchered American one. Acting is again good and the highlight is the Godzilla Anguirus fight in Osaka. The miniatures look incredible and the destruction is well done. However the actual fight is not so great from an FX standpoint. I love how its an animalistic scratching and biting fight. But it's shot in a slightly sped up frame and it just looks weird. The story is a little strange as well, and why is everyone in such a light joking mood all the time. This is a very dark grim story, much like the original. The finale is also a letdown with Godzilla basically just standing still for the final 20 minutes while there are reused and repeated shots of jets shooting missiles into the mountainside. It's disappointing but still a
very watchable film.
Created: 07-26-2024
