Pha-Q woke's Reviews
None Woke Christmas Movie
No woke. One of the best Christmas movies out there. Great acting, the characters are excellent and the humor is spot on. Must watch every year!
Created: 01-01-2024
No Woke War Movie
No woke here. Good war with some inaccuracies that can be overlooked. Well acted with good cinematography. This is not a typical Guy Ritchie movie nor is it a typical big budget Hollywood action war movie so don't go in expecting that. This is more a look at the relationship and loyalty built between American military and interpreters. Well done and worth a watch.
Created: 12-31-2023
No Woke, Low Budget Zombie Film
No woke in this one. This is a low budget zombie film with good cinematography and acting. Unfortunately that's all it has going for it. While the acting is good they are given nothing to do with the characters. Nothing really happens and it's very slow and gets boring. There are very few zombies and they are so slow they're almost stationary. They pose no real threat resulting in no tension. The few kills are all offscreen with virtually no SFX. So if there's no blood and gore, the characters aren't engaging or interesting and there's no scares then what's the point. It's not the worst low budget zombie film just know what your in for.
Created: 12-29-2023
An Actually Decent Film
As other have already noted, the only woke is the DEI good black priest and the white bad priest. This is a very small amount of screen time and easily looked past. Good acting and generally good FX other than some weird cheap looking VFX at the finale. Not really scary but it is a well done entertaining film.
Created: 12-28-2023
Die Hard Rip Off With Some Woke
Mixed race couple again. The white male in that relationship is a total whimpering beta douche. Rich white people bad. In fact everyone in this are selfish terrible people. Except the mixed race couple of course. Typical Hollywood feminist matriarch. Loud, aggressive, unhinged. A good bit of DEI hires mixed in. The comedy is not funny and there is way too much of it. Comes of as a bad slapstick parody attempt at die hard done poorly. Lots of reviews talking about the violence, blood and gore. When I turned it off at the 1 hour mark the violence is almost slapstick, the blood minimal and no gore to speak of. The writing is terrible. Exterior perimeter guards who stand facing the house leaving the perimeter and there backs wide open. One of the thieves who have shown no problem murdering everyone is clearing rooms and gets his weapon taken by Santa but can't use it because the safety is on. Why the hell would he have the safety on? 2 armed security guards are standing 10-15 ft with weapons trained on one of the thieves who is standing still only armed with a baton. They both run toward him without firing a shot and get killed. My god this is stupid. Just go watch Die Hard instead. Any of them really. Even the worst Die Hard is better than this.
Created: 12-26-2023
Maximum Woke
Season 1-3 feature some woke DEI casting and comments but are generally able to be overlooked and the underlying story is rather interesting. However season 4 starts to turn up the dial and season 5 is just complete unwatchable woke garbage. The DEI casting goes all the way up to 10 with the only 1 straight white male main character left by season 5 and he is a secondary comic relief character. Every straight white male that shows up is either a villain, a bumbling idiot or a complete moron. The vast majority of characters are non white. Pretty much everyone is gay by season 5 particularly the male characters. Also by season 5 every single female character is the typical leftist version of a strong feminist, extreme anger, aggressive, constant screaming, violent and basically unhinged. These are the most vile disgusting, unlikable group of female characters ever put to screen. There is constant leftist political comments, and male and white bashing. The few male characters that are left are secondary background supporting roles. Every problem is figured out and solved by females. The writing in general by season 5 is complete garbage. It's like they jammed several seasons worth of story into 1. What seems like major plotlines are introduced and then just instantly solved or forgotten in less than one episode. The weird constant attempts at injecting pulp culture references are out of place and cringe. The first 3 seasons aren't bad but if your going to watch it's best to stop after 4.
Created: 12-21-2023
Horrible Attempt At Animated Comedy
Based on the first 2 episodes. Lots of DEI hires in both voice acting and animated characters. Girl boss. Voice acting is pretty terrible all around. The animation is rather well done. The biggest problem is its just terribly unfunny. Didn't laugh once in 2 episodes. The lead captain is so over the top annoyingly stupid you just really hate him instead of finding him funny. In fact none of the jokes are funny. They are so telegraphed you can see them coming a mile away and every joke is strung out for way to long and any chance of humor is ruined.
Created: 12-14-2023
Horror Comedy With No Comedy or Horror
Pro socialism comment. Female sheriff though she's a bit incompetent so maybe not really woke. Father is also incompetent and useless. These are small complaints and easily overlooked but are still noted as a 1 woke. Acting is ok and the story is actually not bad. Unfortunately this horror/comedy fails at both. The comedy isn't funny and there's nothing scary about the elves. How threatening is a 3 foot person who can't even break through a car windshield with a sledgehammer. They are also easily dispatched by children and are scared of lights. This could of been a fun Norwegian Christmas movie.
Created: 12-13-2023
Poor Acting, Amateurish Film
Woke Dei black female lead. The acting is pretty bad all around but the lead is especially terrible meaning probably hired for the diversity check box. Boring bland horror film with no scares and a jumbles mess of a story. Pass.
Created: 12-12-2023
DEI Hires Everywhere
Terrible remake. Gay couple for no reason that is shown half naked in bed as much as possible. No straight white men anywhere. All but one of the cenobites are now female for some reason. Actors that play them are DEI hires, 1 black, 1 asian, 1 'non-binary" nonsense. While pinhead is described as 'modified to the point of appearing genderless" in the original books he is also referred to as the Hell Priest not Priestess clearly implying male so the casting is obviously gender swapping. The new pinhead has no presence and isn't menacing or terrifying at all. Story doesn't hold to the original either and is heavily butchered. None of the characters are likable at all. The fx somehow look cheap and fake and the original 1987 film looked better. Only watch this if you are curious and a huge hellraiser fan that just has to see them all otherwise pass.
Created: 12-07-2023
