Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Woke Annoying Teen Comedy
UK made movie with a stupid amount of DEI casting in a country with 82% white population. Beta white male character pining after his frumpy brown childhood friend who is clueless and has no interest in him. Gay character. This is cringe teen comedy complete with the annoying emojis on screen constantly for the social media addicted morons out there. Non of the characters are likable in the least. The male character is a terrible gutless person who treats his friend horribly while claiming to be in love with her. The female character is annoying and obsessed
with some boy for no apparent reason while ignoring her friend. The parents are just really pointless. The humor never lands at all. No reason to watch.
Created: 04-16-2024
Wasted Potential
This is almost impossible to review without spoilers so beware. Some minor DEI with the Asian female character who's acting is not very good at all. The black owner I wouldn't really call a DEI hire as his acting is good and he pulls the character off very well. This resorts to some cheap jump scares though there are some genuinely creepy moments. Bad writing however ruins any potential this had. Who wanders over to pool with a sinkhole alone in the middle of the night and leans out
over a loose handrail?
Spoilers!!!--
This is not a haunted house movie. Once the twist happens the writing really takes a hit. If she is so dangerous as soon as the Doc spotted her why would you not call the police instantly instead of calling two hospital orderlies and then going into a closed room alone with her. This woman who looks like she weighs 90lbs at best manages to overpower and kill two large male orderlies at the same time. The ending really makes no sense. How is she running the place now? Nobody came looking for all those missing people, including the owner of the INN? Where did all the money come from for the INN renovations? A lot of early potential is completely wasted by the end.
Created: 04-15-2024
This is NOT Evil Dead
This is a woke generic possession movie NOT Evil Dead. Mostly female cast with 1 white male for about 30 seconds at the beginning who is a complete moron. The teenage male Danny character is played by a trans woman pretending to be male. It is instantly noticeable and unconvincing. The daughter is an annoying woke loudmouth with a butch haircut. The only 2 other male characters barely get any screen time and are completely useless and ineffectual. There is a large sign on a door that says 'feminism is not a dirty word'. This could be any
possession movie and is just attempting to cash in on the Evil Dead name. It's not scary, the story makes no sense, the characters act like morons and are annoying. The acting is really pretty bad by almost everyone. The only one who seems to be any good is the actress playing the Beth character. This is a disgrace to Evil Dead.
Created: 04-15-2024
Should Have Stopped at Three
Po is being pushed aside to make room for the new dragon warrior, a female who is amazing at everything, just because. The first time they fight she completely humiliates him and is revealed later she let him beat her. Po even though this is the fourth movie now really doesn't do that much its more of the Zhen show. Po's two dads feature prominently here and is repeated many times as 'two dads' almost to imply something. It's never said but still. Zhen is a thief and a criminal
here but is supposed to be the future dragon warrior? The new villain The Chameleon is voiced by a female POC and is very tiny and again is a villain because nobody would teach her kung-fu because she's too small, so she's not really bad just a victim. In a franchise where there's been a snake and even insects before as kung fu masters this makes no sense whatsoever. It's not the worst but nowhere near the quality of the original three. Most of the voice cast from the others isn't even
present here. Best to pretend this one didn't happen and watch the original trilogy again.
Created: 04-13-2024
Amateur Made Shark Movie
Woke is DEI and the white male friend is an idiot and an asshole. This is a terrible movie. Acting is awful by pretty much everyone. The writing is terrible. Every single character is unlikable. This is another one of the those movies with the characters all being just dumb as hell. The sharks are just ridiculous looking and sharks just don't act like that. There are far too many good shark movies out there to suffer through this nonsense.
Created: 04-08-2024
Pretty Funny Family Focused Sitcom
I don't remember this being woke but it's been a while since watching it. It's a fairly funny sitcom and it makes fun of everyone equally. There might have been some woke comments here and there by the younger characters but if so it is definitely not the focus of the show.
Created: 04-08-2024
Corny as Hell But Not Really Woke
Woke is some minor DEI casting and that's really it. The daughter in the first part of the movie is just spewing woke garbage every time she speaks but than it's revealed she is brainwashed by a woke moron boy who is a pos. After that she goes back to a normal person so it seems to be making fun of woke maybe. The movie is average at best though. The
comedy part is actually pretty funny and enjoyable but the movie absolutely fails at the action part. It's obvious the director can't do action. Those scenes are bland, boring and just badly done. There is also the now typical bad writing with completely implausible, stupid and impossible scenarios. It's really, really corny, cheesy and eye roll inducing. Despite that if you enjoy action comedies it is worth a watch given that it's not really woke.
Created: 04-08-2024
Excellent Woke Free Foreign Horror
No woke at all. This is a dark, bleak disturbing movie. Excellent acting, FX and atmosphere. One of the best horror movies in recent memory. I've seen some reviews calling this confusing and say it makes no sense. The beginning is a bit confusing as it drops you into the middle of an apocalypse of sorts. However if you pay attention literally everything
is explained along the way. If you like foreign films and don't mind subtitles this is a great film for horror fans.
Created: 04-06-2024
Much More Accurate Adaptation But Missing The Horror
As far as woke goes there is the unnecessary change to make the Matt Burke character a black gay man. Why? It's not in the book and is pointless. His race is never an issue in the movie and the actor was well known at the time so that's not as big an issue as making him gay. However the Burke character is supposed to have been the 8th grade teacher for the Mears character. Both actors are the same age so it makes no sense and also makes the casting choice questionable. This version is much more accurate to the book than the 1979 version. The problem with this one is some bad CG and the weird decision
to remove all the 'horror' scenes. This version is almost bloodless and virtually every effective scene of horror from the book gets cut completely or the scenes ends right when it should start. There's almost no vampire scenes either, everything happens offscreen. It's all buildup with almost no payoff. Such a shame as this could of been a great adaptation.
Created: 04-04-2024
Incredibly Racist
Metoo. Insane amounts of racism. Gay characters. This is terrible. Every other joke revolves around white hatred or black victimhood. No surprise this was canceled after only 6 episodes.
Created: 04-03-2024
