Pha-Q woke's Reviews
No Woke, 80's Comedy
No woke here. Classic 80's comedy. Not one of Candy's best and gets pretty cheesy in spots but still holds up fairly well.
Created: 11-20-2023
How Was This in Theaters
No woke because there is nothing here. Looking at poorly lit out of focus out of frame random interior home shots for 100 min. That's it. Take out your phone camera, turn your lights off and walk around randomly shooting 10-30 second shots of anything from any angle and BOOM. You just remade this 'movie'.
Created: 11-18-2023
Not Great but Watchable. No Woke.
No woke here. Not a great movie but definitely watchable. Prequel follows the Jud Crandall character from the book and 1989 original and 2019 remake. Good acting and FX with some creepy moments. A little slow at the start but worth seeing if you like the franchise.
Created: 11-17-2023
Worst One Yet
Not really woke other than the forced female characters. This is even worse than the 3rd one. The acting is mostly good with some exceptions. The real problem is there really isn't that much action and what is there is really cheap looking CG and obvious green screen. Fight choreography is also not good. Tony Jaa and Iko Uwais are completely wasted here. Once again we have an unproven director who made the horrible Need for Speed and Hidden Strike movies gets handed a 100 million dollar budget and a franchise movie and the results speak for themselves.
Created: 11-17-2023
Typically Woke
Mixed race couple, lesbian best friend. Single mom raising 3 kids with a useless out of work drunk uncle. The daughter is the smart one while the 2 boys are dumb thugs. Bad acting, bad dialog, bad script, no scares, don't bother.
Created: 11-16-2023
Mild Woke, Amateur Film With Big Names
Woke consists of some anti male comments and almost no straight white males. Male characters are mostly secondary background characters or gay. The movie however is terrible. So many capable actors doing such a poor acting job with awful dialog and direction. The story is actually an interesting idea, just wasted on a talentless director. Who gave a $50 million dollar budget with these actors attached to a director with only one other credit being a micro budget comedy that failed. How did this even have a budget of $50 million?
Created: 11-11-2023
Created: 11-05-2023
Not really woke. Low IQ Nonsense for Gen Z and The Chinese Market.
Only real woke is all the diversity checkboxes in casting. This obviously is pandering to China with all the Chinese characters and half the movie in Chinese with subtitles. The acting is ok at best. The VFX are all over the place with some looking really good and others just laughably awkward. The writing though is just awful. Forget everything you know about the laws of physics and reality if you plan on watching this. This is fast and furious levels of stupidity that only a brain dead gen z could think is good.
Created: 10-26-2023
Typical Gender Reversal Woke
This exact movie has been done many times before this time with the typical gender reversal. The male lead is a needy overly emotional complete bumbling idiot. Female is a the usual 'badass female' role with tiny 5'6 120lb lead manhandling 6' male and overpowering and throwing large men threw the air. The acting and dialogue are horrible. The music and soundtrack are so out of place and awful. The action scenes are laugh out loud comically bad. Best to just avoid this nonsense.
Created: 10-25-2023
Diversity Hire Nun In An Average Horror Movie
Token sidekick black nun in 1950's France...sure. Of course she's the rebellious type. The character is only there for one reason and could of been completely written out and changed nothing. The acting is good, the atmosphere is creepy but it's just not very scary. It depends way to much on jump scares and loud noises than actual horror. It's not the worst but the original is much better.
Created: 10-22-2023
