Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Painfully Unfunny.
A group of 4 obnoxious annoying Asian female friends being racist and sexist while pretending everyone else is racist especially white people. Nothing about this is funny. It just tries to be as shocking and crude as possible. These are some of the worst people you can imagine. Was hoping there group would just get hit by a bus and the movie would end. Pass!!
Created: 12-06-2023
Anti-White Woke
White role reversal. Violent drug dealer is white. 2 thieves that steal from him are white. Incompetent cop is white. Older racist white man is a complete idiot who starts shouting and jumping around that he won a 156 million dollar lottery at night in a rundown convenience store. Moron police officer opens fire while a civilian with his back turned is clearly in the line of fire. The white drug dealer does his best ghetto slang sound like black as possible while the black couple and brown store owner speak perfect English and are well dressed and friendly. Pass!
Created: 12-06-2023
No Woke But Boring
I didn't notice any woke. Good acting but really boring. Listed as a comedy romance but there's no comedy. It's just 2 people arguing in an airport the entire time and the dialogue is just boring and uninteresting. Meg Ryan is almost unrecognizable here and looks like maybe too much plastic surgery gone wrong. If I didn't know that was her I would have never guessed. Maybe if you really like one of the actors you might enjoy this more.
Created: 12-05-2023
Woke Christmas Horror
Small town America with Dei hires galore and barely any white people. Everyone in this is gay or lesbian. White grandpa with a black Niece. The orange spray tan white male evil real estate mogul. Wonder who that's supposed to be. Killers outfit is all white robe and hooded in a not so subtle way. Kills are bad, acting is average at best, story is boring and and most of the cast are annoying gen z idiots. Probably who this is aimed at anyway. Pass!
Created: 12-05-2023
Horrible Christmas Movie
I couldn't watch this more than about 20 min so it might get more woke further in but only thing I noticed was the Diversity casting of the black family lead with a evil white male boss. Acting is horrible all around. The writing is terrible. Genie pops out of the box after 2000 years and doesn't know anything about modern times but is speaking modern slang. Husband has to work late at his job and misses his daughters birthday so his wife leaves him! WTF! Even McCarthy who is usually good for at least some entertainment seems bored and completely uninterested in this. Pass on this holiday movie.
Created: 12-05-2023
1st Season Clever, Funny. 2nd Season Woke Trash
The first season while containing some woke themes also poked fun at those themes and actually had smart, clever writing that took shots at everyone equally. The 2nd season is just an endless parade of woke bs.
Gay characters, black oppression, anti white racism, men bad, women good. 1st Season is worth watching but best to stop after that.
Created: 12-01-2023
An Abomination To The Franchise
Where do I even start with this. Race swapped black humpty dumpty April O'Neil. Splinter is no longer the wise ninja master but is now a pathetic weird father figure who can't stop talking about having is nipples milked! WTF!! The turtles are now thieves who vandalize and destroy property and steal whatever they want at will! Seems like almost every voice actor and character in this is vast majority black. Black POC girl boss. Why do the turtles who are supposed to be 15 sound like they are 8-10 years old. The ugliest animation I have ever seen in my life. Looks like a kindergartener drew it with a box of crayons and AI animated it. This skid mark of a film is in no way related at all to the TMNT franchise.
Created: 12-01-2023
Paint By Numbers TV Holiday Movie With a Dash of Woke
DEI hires and the sister is a lesbian. Weird comment about not believing covid is real. Not really a bad movie just a bland average one. You know what's going to happen every second because the whole movie is so cliché. None on the characters are very likable, the humor isn't very funny and the 2 leads really have no chemistry. Typical of a hundred made for TV Christmas movies that come every year.
Created: 12-01-2023
Really Disappointing with Some Woke Casting.
This is almost woke free and I guess could be considered woke free depending on opinion. The setting is the slums of LA so the large amount of black background characters is possible. A prostitute is obviously a man dressed like a woman in a wig. The villain is a non binary character played by a mentally ill 'non-binary' actor in real life but has literally about 3 min of screen time and hardly any lines. None of this is mentioned or preached about though. The acting and story are actually pretty good. The action scenes are a little hard to follow and oddly filmed. The real problem though is the pacing and editing. If feels like a 2-1/2 hour movie that got butchered and edited down to 100 minutes. Things happen that will have you scratching your head thinking you missed whole chunks of the film. There is no flow or progression to the story and nothing makes any sense. One example is several scenes that clearly establish that a fellow officer hates him and is berating him and throwing things at him. Then suddenly out of nowhere he is friendly and wants to help him take down the gang? There is a good movie hidden in here somewhere it's a shame this is what got released instead.
Created: 12-01-2023
Not Horrible But The Worst In The Franchise
The black female friend/roommate is a total DEI hire. Horrible character that is totally out of place for this franchise. The entire purpose of the character is a cringe unfunny comedy sidekick spouting social media gen z nonsense constantly. This has been a serious horror franchise not the Scary Movie series. She assaults and kicks a white male in the crotch for calling her unattractive and nothing happens. That character single handedly brings the rating down a point. You could completely remove her character from the movie and change nothing else and it instantly becomes a better movie. The acting is average at best. The horror aspect just isn't there though. The creepy atmosphere this franchise is known for is gone and the attempts at jump scares are poorly implemented and don't work. It's probably a 2.5 in reality but I couldn't being myself to give a 3. Better to re-watch the original trilogy instead. Even The Last Key is better than this and that was a big step down.
Created: 11-30-2023
