Pha-Q woke's Reviews
Surprisingly Watchable and Not Woke
This is not woke. Offhanded comment about climate change makes it a little political but not woke. An enjoyable comedy apocalypse story. Good acting, cinematography and creature designs. Generally good CG though some of the creatures look a little off but it wasn't enough to bother me. Though the male lead is a useless bumbling character at the beginning he does make a character progression and find himself and becomes the hero in the end. No Feminism. Only noticed a couple of background or secondary characters. Teens living in a commune? Nope not there, never happened. It's survivors of all ages living in bunkers.
Created: 07-03-2024
Very Woke, Yet Somewhat Watchable
Every woke thing you can imagine is here. DEI, gay and lesbians, feminism, over powered 90lb females beating up on males twice
their size, inferior men, mixed race couples and probably some I forgot. That being said the first 3 seasons are actually well written and worth watching. Season 4,5 look like they took a budget slash and it starts to get cheap, also the writing gets really stupid. Some of the acting as well looks like they just kind of gave up. Still if your a Sci-Fi fan and can get past the crazy amount of woke it might be worth watching.
Created: 07-02-2024
Great But Not For Young Kids
Nothing woke. Good voice acting and beautiful animation. This is probably the weirdest of the Miyazaki movies and not for everyone. Also probably not for young kids. Still a good movie but it is different and can be hard to follow.
Created: 07-02-2024
Pointless Nonsense.
Pretentious arthouse trash at it's worst. This is just a whole lot of nothing. No plot, no dialog, no comedy, nothing. How this cost 1 million to make is incredible. It's just 4 people in makeup wondering around the woods acting like idiots. It's a film student project gone bad. Why hire name actors to be in this, any random person could of done it. There is no comedy whatsoever, not even a little. It is impossible to watch this and not see actors in makeup on the screen. All the movements, the way they walk their reactions, everything is just way to human and unbelievable. The only positive is the background scenery and cinematography are beautiful.
Created: 07-01-2024
Still More Unfunny Comedy
Checks most DEI boxes. Anti Male comments. Trump bad comments. The Tanner/Politician character is just there to be a Leftist mouthpiece.
This is another 'comedy' without any funny content. Full of unlikable annoying characters. The acting is actually pretty good but the writing again is garbage. As soon as you recognize the political bent of the movie the killer is obvious and the ending is as stupid as you might expect. Also I don't know if it's just the way it was filmed or if it's just bad fx, but all the exterior and outdoor shots look terrible and very obviously appear to be greenscreen fake backgrounds.
Created: 06-30-2024
Another Annoying Unfunny Woke 'Comedy'
DEI hires, Gay characters, interracial love interest. The real problem here again is it's just not funny. It's annoying and the characters are unlikable. The writing is bad and dumb and none of the characters are relatable, funny or likable in any way.
Created: 06-28-2024
Average Omen Ripoff
I didn't notice any woke. Basically an Omen ripoff. Good acting and gore fx, though the gore is barely there until the final 20 mins. This is another modern horror that relies way to much on cheap jump scares and loud noises, there's no real scares to be found. At only 90 mins it is so slow and boring it feels twice as long as it is. Of course the church and religion is bad again.
Created: 06-27-2024
Better Than Anything From Disney
I didn't notice anything woke. Good animation and actually pretty funny. The voice acting was well done and it was more entertaining than I expected. Actual good themes and message with no ideology, unlike anything from Disney now. You should definitely check this one out.
Created: 06-25-2024
On Par With Afterlife
Dei Hires. Girl Bosses. Definite lesbian undertones from Phoebe and the female ghost. About the same as Afterlife. Silly, stupid and unnecessary. The CG is good and the acting is decent by most except for the Phoebe character who is just a complete blank the entire movie, no emotional range whatsoever. The writing has holes everywhere and is not very good. The villain is barely there and the design and look is totally out of place to the rest of the ghostbusters films and just seems odd. Paul Rudds character is a bumbling moron the whole movie and is just painful to watch. It's not the worst thing and I made it through the entire movie but the original are still the miles above anything modern.
Created: 06-25-2024
PG Rom-Com Without the Woke
No woke. Clean PG fish-out-of-water type Rom-Com. Nice scenery and actually funny if a bit cliché.
Created: 06-24-2024
