Kurt Hansen's Reviews
Holy hell. I had to read it for myself.
Yeah. I don't follow celebrities, their comments or all the nonsense from Hollywood. Did Anthony Mackie actually say this? Yep. Captain America, aside from it being in his God damn name, doesn't represent America. Since I'm not an actual member of the Marvel universe, like, I don't collect superhero comics, etc. I kind of hope this film is Bud Light DOA.
Created: 02-13-2025
Stopped before it even started...
I'm updating my review to be a bit less harsh on the most obvious wokeness propaganda in this movie, but that doesn't change the fact that not 30 seconds into the film, we have a gay BFF. Can't be, like, that quirky girl from grade school who's always been there for her or the lovable loser from next door with a tiny but noticeable crush on her. Must be flamboyant gay man. This film get shut off before it even got a chance to impress me and from the reviews on the Internet, I didn't miss much. Rumor has it that the running gag here is the gay BFF wants to do a makeover on her, likely with glitter and rainbows.
Created: 02-11-2025
Now I remember Dead Sea. Let's JetSki to Cuba!
I'd almost forgot about Dead Sea. Yeah, the dad is a worthless drunk and the daughter is strong willed and empowered. There's a mixed race couple in there too, just to keep up with The Joneses. Dead Sea isn't totally off the rails in a DEI way, I'd say the annoying kids are a huge part in making this film kind of crappy, from what I remember.
Created: 01-31-2025
Dude. I got some old school thinking.
I sat down to watch Herd assuming that it was a mom and her estranged daughter trying to make amends. It was, like, 15 minutes into the film I realized they were a lezzie couple in a troubled marriage. An I a troglodyte for assuming it was an all American, natural family where mom and daughter went away for a weekend? Needless to say, Herd got the boot. Does everyone and everything out of Hollywoke have to be about lesbians, gays and trans? This horseshit is out of control.
Created: 01-31-2025
Seriously? Is my television out of tune? Did I see that?
Really? Credits go for wearing their Marxist left wing ideologies on their shirt sleaves, getting out the bullhorn and letting everyone know they're here. This film can't even be considered entertainment. It's propaganda. These sad liberal clowns have been reduced to barfing their ideas right on top of your head in the form of a docudrama about the right wing's plan to destroy Earth, complete with stock footage of KKK members burning crosses and, of course, Trump.
Thank God California looks like it was flooded over with trash from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch in this awful film. They're self-righteous sore losers anyhow.
Full transparency. I flipped this movie off rather quickly. If it got better, let me know.
Created: 01-24-2025
Reality vs. my social media and my cell phone
I'm conflicted about this movie. It's a huge commentary about how kids can't relate to anything real outside of their phones. Well, in my opinion. That's kind of cool. Horary for confirmation bias!
So, why in the absolute hell do they inject, right into the center of the film, what I think is her ex, telling us he's gay, not gay, he's asexual. Is that a problem that I'm telling you this? My need to be a stallion with my gay lover, not succeeding. Now I'm asexual! Agenda. Absolutely no need for it.
Men are kind of portrayed as imbeciles as well.
Created: 01-21-2025
10 Seconds to Interracial Lesbo Love
I really don't actually try and watch these shit films so I can get all in the movie's face about having a lard-ass black woman and white chick going at it 10 seconds into the film. I just wanted a stupid, maybe rom-com type to watch with my wife on a Sunday morning.
Created: 11-10-2024
I love these films.
They're just so over the top in gore and silliness, who cannot love these films? Did I miss any woke? Maybe the blood splatter covered it up.
Created: 10-15-2024
Not sure. Thanks for the help.
So, yeah, I got it. I think I'm too old or just not interested in the film Wednesday and from IMDb, I see that almost all Jenna Ortega films aside from "The Babysitter: Killer Queen" and possibly "X" are movies I got no interest in. It does seem Jenna is kind of a man-hater, or, in the least, a feminist. And why did they mention Marie Curie? I forget. So, for that, I'm upping my wokeness and lowering the overall rating. The movie really did kind of suck.
My previous review:
Honestly, I didn't really follow the plot for this "reboot" of Beetlejuice. I'm sure it's not complicated. Maybe I just did not care. So, in hindsight, I really don't know if there's any elements of wokeness in the film. Can someone help me out and I'll update my review accordingly :) The overall rating stands. Not that good.
Created: 10-15-2024
Holy Moly. Can I get more than 1 minute into a film?
Before some teenage jackass guy explains he is a "lover of boys"? Seriously, I don't give a shit anymore if the film is good, bad or otherwise. I'm so tired of being gay shoved in my face! Maybe this film is excellent. Don't care. Propaganda. Just don't care. End of rant.
Created: 10-15-2024
