Kurt Hansen's Reviews
Got the "ax" in less than 5 minutes.
I'm going to be a huge ass on this one, since I didn't make it through the first 5 minutes of this movie and I'm jumping right to conclusions after watching the lesbians come at me as soon as there was air to breathe.
Here's the line where I hit stop: "This is the straightest thing you've ever done". This might be a 5-star film and I might want to buy the Blu-ray and watch it every night before bed, but I just can't handle propaganda like this.
Created: 06-07-2024
Tarot Trope
In addition to including every single horror movie been there, done that trope in modern history let's also stay the course with a super diverse crowd of tarot players. I think she's dating a black dude. Or the Indian woman has eyes for the guy from those Marvel movies. Whatever. The film is so terribly bad that it just doesn't matter.
Created: 05-29-2024
Agree with Other Reviews
I watched this movie with one eye open, so most of the girl-power and DEI casting escapes me. I'm kind of cool with girl power, though. Like, Death Proof style revenge girl power, despite being a drawn-out, ridiculous movie that Death Proof is. Anyhow, I can see why this film kind of caters to the leftist world. It's not terrible. Creds for writing the awful, "I hate you" bad white guys who I'm happy to see Abagail disembowel into the script. Kudos for that.
Created: 05-19-2024
Kong noise is not woke.
I'm not terribly into these Kong kind of films. It seems that 50% of the movie consists of Kong growling and snarling and stuff. Not much dialog. The movie was fun, though. I nice vacation from anything politically correct, DEI and even most technology.
Created: 05-05-2024
Disgusting Surprise Under the Hood
Once my wife starts a series, she's obligated to finish it and myself, in turn, is abjected into these disgusting, tired plots. It seems this dude hooks up with a tranny, likely not knowing this thing is a tranny. In the end, he's like, "whatever, I dig it". I think I'm too old. Is this how modern men operate? "How cool! You got the same junk under the hood as me!" I know Woke 'r Not isn't the best place to ask, but seriously is this how it works these days? 'cause thinking of jumping in the sack with some dude is kind of not, uh, really my thing (being a dude myself). Can I say that out loud?
Created: 05-05-2024
Throwaway try-to-hard horror movie
Not much too Baghead. No agenda, no plot. It stinks. Best part of the film was when she's told they only have two minutes with Baghead, but she can't seem to even do that correctly. God. This movie even has the crinkly bone monsters too. Does it have a mind of it's own?
Created: 04-09-2024
Turn the brightness up. Wait. Forget it.
This film is filmed at night. In the dark and I'm not talking about the DEI couple, their "hinted at" lesbian daughter and other nonsense. It's terrible. I wanted to get over the mixed race couple and everything else propaganda related, but I just can't. Let me say: There's absolutely zero reason for this movie to not have a full black family, full white family, Chinese, Indian, etc. End of story. The best part is, the white husband is like, "I got a gig to play" around 15 minutes in and he just disappears for the rest of the movie to leave us with the black matriarch solving crimes. At least the cinematography, ugh, lighting sucks so bad that it's hard to even know what's happening.
And Imaginary lives up to it's PG-13 rating. No real kills and mild drug use. I think I lost so much interest that I couldn't even tell what was imaginary and what was not.
Created: 04-04-2024
We need a cringe-meter in addition to the wokeness-meter.
All I can say is, "just don't watch Drugstore June". If you'd like to go in looking for a liberal agenda's, DEI hires or whatnot, go ahead. Just know that, I guess unless you're under the age of 25, this film is terrible. I think it has YouTube celebrities? Anyhow, as a consenting adult, I find June's antics cringy, hard-to-watch, internet-y and just plain stupid. The millennial or zoomer equivalent of morning radio fart jokes. Go watch Matt Dillon in Drugstore Cowboy. That's a cool film.
Created: 03-20-2024
Too creepy for the DEI crowd. They may cry.
I didn't pay much attention to any agenda Stopmotion may have and, at first, I kind of discounted this movie as a throwaway indie type of movie. The plot is kind of thin and gets a bit artsy and vague at the end, but the animations and acting are done well and creepy.
I read a few spoilers about the film and changed my mind. Not that the giant, pink elephant in the plot needed a spoiler. I'm not an idiot. Just needed clarification on a few details. So, it's a good film. Some body horror. Cronenberg would appreciate it. Check it out.
Created: 03-20-2024
Changed my mind. Not full of gay miners.
Amber Midthunder runs around calling white people racist and trying to get her land back. That's about as preachy as it gets. She is a Native American actress, so good for her. Actually, I watched this before and thought that I turned it off because there were a bunch of gay miners trapped, but I think that was a different movie. There's so many movies with that going on, I sometimes forget.
It's a fun, wintery cold movie. CGI extreme, but what can we do about that? I recommend it. It's good.
Created: 03-20-2024
